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curtoid
02-11-2004, 01:48 PM
Well, Ron and Fez did it again...during today's Fastest Hour of Radio they revealed their hidden talents.

They are the world's greatest impersonators.

As they said...move over Mike O'Meara...and while you're at it, move over Rich Little...move over Rick Dee's wife...move over Anthony Cumia...move over Dana Carvey...move over Jay Mohr with your Christopher Walken...Ron and Fez proved today that they have, yes, been touched by the pinky finger of god when it comes to radio talent.

We already knew they had a cornucopia of abilities at their disposal, and for many listeners a Fastest Hour isn't really a fastest hour until you hear Fez do "Joseph Leiberman," but who knew the well went so deep that he also does a spot-on Jay Leno!

(At least i think it was Jay Leno...)

And then, as if to show off and prove that he's no chimp, Ron whips out his brilliant Elvis impersonation.

I can only imagine that David Lee Elfish was at home listening, thinking the king was really talking to him - maybe he even clutched his heart, wondering if Elvis was going to bring him on home.

All I can say is that I hope to hear more of the wacky mid-day adventures of "Elvis and Jay" in the near future.

Thank you...thank you very much...


Time to go nail another thesis to the WJFK door...

curtoid

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This message was edited by curtoid on 2-11-04 @ 5:51 PM

ADF
02-11-2004, 01:55 PM
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<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfblink.gif"><br>I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.</center>

curtoid
02-11-2004, 02:02 PM
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I'm not only a member...I'm the President.











(actually i thought I was busting balls with this one)

curtoid

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This message was edited by curtoid on 2-11-04 @ 6:03 PM

Def Dave in SC
02-11-2004, 02:25 PM
Are you sure you know what ball-busting is?

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curtoid
02-11-2004, 03:30 PM
Are you sure you know what ball-busting is?

Did you listen to Fastest Hour today; do I really need to put [sarcastic] tags up?

What's not to love about Elvis & Jay Show?!



Bunch of fucking kill joys.

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This message was edited by curtoid on 2-11-04 @ 7:34 PM

ADF
02-11-2004, 03:54 PM
Did you listen to Fastest Hour today


Nope. I guess that would necessitate the aforementioned sarcasm tags in my case, but you're aces in my book.

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ChickenHawk
02-11-2004, 04:21 PM
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Oh, and nice work-safe sig Curtoid.

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TheMojoPin
02-11-2004, 05:09 PM
He's a pip!

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curtoid
02-11-2004, 06:40 PM
Well, since this is now the official Brown Nose thread (since when did this become a Don and Mike message board where the listeners had to talk smack about the hosts?), I just wanted to add that I also liked Ron's "Fastest Hour" tag line he came up with today: "Everything you need to know as quickly as we can get it to you."

I'm sure it made the WJFK marketing wenches moist just hearing that!



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curtoid
02-17-2004, 08:02 AM
Excellent!

This very funny, less than one minute bit I called out last week, was turned into a promo for the show - they just aired it at the end of today's "Fastest Hour."

Funny - funny - funny!

curtoid



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