Wonderheel????

[jafter]

Well Wonderboy was playing the heel tonight... Maybe I should have put this in the wrestling thread. Wonderboy put down everyone associated with the show except for Ron and Fez. The worst was when he was picking on little Linea (sp).

Wonderboy you don't pull on Supermans cape.
You don't spit into the wind, you don't pull the hat of the old Lone Ranger and you don't mess around with a poor innocent little girl.

The rest of us know it is a gag, but you don't pick on a little girl, and then the 2 next callers after me who have lost people near a dear to them was definitely out of line. Some people may not know it was a joke.

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[Snoogans]

The worst was when he was picking on little Linea (sp).


i didnt hear it, and im sure he was an asshole. but if the shots at linai were about here songs and nothing else, i cant blame him on that

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[manda_c]

I haven't been a long time listener, but I have grown to truly dislike this SOB. I can't believe I felt sorry for him when he busted out his window. I can't believe he wanted everyone to feel sorry for him, and he can't even show a tiny bit of compassion for a caller who is CRYING that she just lost her dad. He then called him a corpse. From now on, when I hear Wonderboy's voice, I will change the channel. Gag or no, this guy is a huge loser. He makes listening to the show unenjoyable.

[monsterone]

wonderboy sounded like a tool, even if it was a bit. i mean, how long did that sad little fairy lament tenacious c on air? wasn't that his line, "i'm so sad... i try to be a nice guy..." are r&f trying to dukes him?

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[Yerdaddy]

I'm chatty.


All I feel is gypped. I wanted to be "slutty."

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[curtoid]

Well, since my thread god locked (big shock that the one who isn't a mod gets the lock! HA!), I'm going to cut and paste what I wrote there, here...

Well...that was interesting...did anyone else have their feelings hurt this evening?

haha

Ok...how seriously should anyone take Wonderboy's laundry list of opinions on everyone?

Did things go too far with those last two calls from listeners?

I was certain I was going to get by without a mention, but obviously one of you maniacs IMed Ron asking him to ask about me - only reinforced my belief that I shouldn't mix my entertainment with my real life.

Well...at least I was in good company.


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[dotsncoms]

what is that? i'd be fired if i acted like that at my job. he needs to be let go!

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[MizzleTizzle]

I'm, um, what was it? Overbearing? Well, I am kinda tall...

my guess was 'Hanger On'

Oh well. That was funny as hell.

However, I can see peeps being upset with the callers who recently lost family members. That's not gonna win a lot of fans. Calling the ladies father who had just died a 'corpse'? Ouch. That's gonna come back.

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This message was edited by MizzleTizzle on 2-11-04 @ 11:05 PM

[ADF]

I was "dorky."

I was all fine and dandy with the bit.. although telling Lenay she's "not smart" was over the line, I think. The last two callers were <i>definitely</i> over the line. True, that girl probably won't really care when WB's dad dies, but you at least should show some courtesy. There are times when it's better to leave one's personal philosophies on death unsaid.

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[mikeyboy]

I'm too low-energy.


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[billyio]

I wish Staples was there tonight. He would have taken a shit on Wonderboy's paycheck.

Wonderboy was pure sober evil tonight.

See Ya!

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I don't lock enough threads.

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[guttersnipe]

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[cozmokramer]

Gotta admit...I thought it was hilarious.

Even the Lenay stuff was so over-the-top mean it was funny. I assume it was a gimmick, but even if it wasn't oh well.

but you at least should show some courtesy. There are times when it's better to leave one's personal philosophies on death unsaid.

Thats true ADF. It wasn't really the right time for him to start expressing himself, but if the girl wanted to argue with him...he had the right to express his point as well.

Erica: "Im 100% dead serious"
Wonderboy: "are you sure you want to keep using 'dead'?"

How can you NOT laugh at that!

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[JohnnyCash]

I didnt hear it but he's been bringing down the show alot. Can we trade him for Crazy Jen?

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[Crazy Jen]

He said I was Louder than MIkey D




Mission accomplished

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[monsterone]

ok, so it was a bit. but why did r&f allow it? wb randown how many people on this board for what reason? is this the downward spiral of a show character for a new bigass night of fights? < seinfeld> what was the deal with this bit? < /seinfeld>

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This message was edited by monsterone on 2-12-04 @ 12:17 AM

[CaptClown]

Hell, I got off easy for being "unfunny". I did like Ron's suggestion of the Diggstown Challenge.
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This message was edited by CaptClown on 2-12-04 @ 12:29 AM

[TeaBag420]

I was so in WB's corner after the BMW thing, but he's lost me (not that it matters). I was tuned out when Jon-Benet called in, but anyone who knows their times tables at age 7 is doing great. WONDERBOY: NOT EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS MIKEY D. SKELLINGTON WILL BE MINE IN A MATTER OF WEEKS AT MOST. I WILL PAY MIKEY D. TO WALK AROUND NAKED IN OUR HOUSE. IT'LL BE A VERY VERY FINE HOUSE. Reel it in and tone it down... you are very close to being fired. Don't eff up.

[JuvyJuice]

Gotta admit...I thought it was hilarious.

Even the Lenay stuff was so over-the-top mean it was funny. I assume it was a gimmick, but even if it wasn't oh well.

but you at least should show some courtesy. There are times when it's better to leave one's personal philosophies on death unsaid.

Thats true ADF. It wasn't really the right time for him to start expressing himself, but if the girl wanted to argue with him...he had the right to express his point as well.

Erica: "Im 100% dead serious"
Wonderboy: "are you sure you want to keep using 'dead'?"

How can you NOT laugh at that!

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Great bit, it worked of course, we're in here talking about it at length. This was a character like Randy, that queer sounding fake caller / guest he always appeared as.

WB's normally non confrontational, tonight he was the heel, like Jafter said. This reminds me of when Sid was in there talking trash to Terror. Tonight was even better, I was laughing nonstop and on the edge of my seat. That and the comedy pyramid, great show.

To those mentioned, please consider yourselves honored and friends of Ron & Fez.

Was there any huge difference between Ron and Fez making fun of Lenay and Wonderboy doing it tonight?

I mean, the poor guy, he gets tooled on every night and tonight he got to do another bit.

[guttersnipe]

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[IrishAlkey]

This sounds like a show worth getting a copy of.

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[TheCosmicCircus]

your skank needs a nose job!


weird? I wanted to be touchy feely.

wich ISNT a bad thing at all ;)


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[Skellington]

........eh, 'clingy' only lead to me leaving a box of seran wrap at his door. :p

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[curtoid]

They came to him pretty quickly, but then at the end (before going after those last two callers) he also tears down his girlfriend and Wendell, so who knows. It did become like "Ron and Fez and the 27 Dwarves." Chatty, Dorky, Slutty, Overbearing...I think I was "nosey," and I want to get too close which is just not fair.

I like to pretend I know everything going on behind the scenes, but I don't know shit, and for the most part I really don't care - it's just fun to speculate.

And as far as wanting to be too close...niggah please. Anyone who has actually met and talked w/ me knows how reluctant I am/was to going to the station in the first place, going on the air, interacting, etc.

"Hey! You got your entertainment in my real life."

"You got your real life in my entertainment."

He said I was Louder than MIkey D Mission accomplished

You rocked, Crazy Jen. You were hysterical. Not all of your lines were gems, but every two or three were terrific.

They beat us because they love us!!!

You're into this sort of thing, aren't you?! haha

To those mentioned, please consider yourselves honored and friends of Ron & Fez.

I suppose. I was finally mentioned at the end, tucked between Yerrdaddy and Jafter, I believe - the whole time I was going back and forth between wanting to be menitoned, and not wanting to be mentioned.

In the end it's pretty cool, considering what an insignificant relationship I've had with the show compared to the rest of you - to be included.

Time to just slither back into my spider hole.


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[MizzleTizzle]

I'm still bummed coz I was gonna go up last night and hang; woulda been great.

Can't wait for tonight; put your requests in here to be 'read' by WB.

Maybe the lucky who got mentioned should all change their RFdotNet names to what they were called. What do you think, Slutty? ;)

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[curtoid]

Maybe the lucky who got mentioned should all change their RFdotNet names to what they were called. What do you think, Slutty? ;)

I was thinking that at the next live event we can all have "My Name Is..." stickers, and write them on there, just so we know!

You could hear the wheels turning in Ron's head as this thing started. It was a real derailment of the show - I was digging the movie talk - and Ron just seemed to get control of it real quick, and turned it into classic radio. To WB's credit, he knew where he should take it, and went.

Aside from us on the message board, though, and the more regular listeners, I do wonder how it played to people not familiar with anyone here - people who may listen for 20 minutes a night, on their way to here or there; people who don't know the difference between a Crazy Jen and a Halloween Goddess.



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I wasn't given a nickname, for I haven't heard the night show live in over a year...I'm so lonely...how 'bout you, Vanna?

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[Arienette]

i've only spoken to wonderboy once (at which time i told him that i liked his hair), but i was wondering... was i in any way involved in this?

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[TheCosmicCircus]

WONDERBOY WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYONE EXCEPT ME.

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[MizzleTizzle]

was i in any way involved in this?


Arienette, I don't remember your name being brought up. Email or IM Ron if it comes up again and he starts mentioning people; he was actually taking requests from people who IM-ed Ron while this was going on by the end.

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This message was edited by MizzleTizzle on 2-12-04 @ 12:11 PM

[Cigar Sid]

I laughed my ass off last night.

That's odd for me normally I sit quietly huddeled around my radio. not eating chicken wings and being completly unfunny.

I loved it but you gave me the same thing as Capt. Clown. I just can't believe I'm not unique I know I'm not funny.

Everyone knew it was a bit I loved it.

Good job Wonderboy

[Yerdaddy]

he was actually taking requests from people who IM-ed Ron while this was going on by the end.

That's the one thing that pissed me off, that I had to request to be dragged into the abuse. And that mikeyboy got a higher billing than me.

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[zoom2457]

Wonderboy is such a puss. If he had any balls he would have said bad stuff about Ron and Fez, instead of just kissing their asses. "I just want to be honest", what a crock!!!

"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"

[CaptClown]

I laughed my ass off last night.

That's odd for me normally I sit quietly huddeled around my radio. not eating chicken wings and being completly unfunny.

I loved it but you gave me the same thing as Capt. Clown. I just can't believe I'm not unique I know I'm not funny.

Everyone knew it was a bit I loved it.

Good job Wonderboy


I totally forgot about that. What are we the Dudleyz?

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[RF Godfather]

Okay Wonderboy could not have fallen farther. How could he say such things?

Mikey D, you know I am your boy and if you want some more backup... I'm down. Why does he decide to pick on defenseless kids like lil Lenay, say disrespectful words to those that passed away and friends of the show no less?

Horrible Wonderboy... just horrible!

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[ADF]

Everyone likes to be talked about, even if it's bad. No one here should take anything WB said as a personal attack. I like him and he seems like a nice guy overall.

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[Kerchak]

As a lowly random listener and not a member of the Ron & Fez Attention-Whore Corps, I thought that it was a great bit. If it wasn't a bit, so much the better. Too many hangers-on involved in the show too often just serves to drag down the show.

Ron, Fez, a Producer or two, an occasional phone call and in-studio bit with some of the camp-followers and a random chat with an intern during the week is plenty, in addition to listener call-ins.


And Jonbenet Lite has a goddamn annoying voice.

Ook, ook, Baby.

[MizzleTizzle]

the Ron & Fez Attention-Whore Corps


oh my god thats Perfect!

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[KennethC]

As the West Coast bureau chief of the "Ron & Fez Attention-Whore Corps," I'm actually relieved my name wasn't mentioned.

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[Yerdaddy]

the Ron & Fez Attention-Whore Corps

Get the card printed NOW! I want one! I want one! I want one! I want one!

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[ADF]

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[Yerdaddy]

Tell Al Dukes I want those sent out by June of 1996!

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[CaptClown]

Nice!!

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Holy Christ, that's Teh Funney Incarnate!

[Yerdaddy]

It's so great it earns ADF card #1.

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[The_H_Goddess]

I just copied that card, put in my name and I'm going to take my ' annoying' self to the studio, and shove it straight up that latent bottom, Wonderboy's sphincter.

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[RF Godfather]

Brilliant job ADF. I think I'm going to laminate that very card.

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[samnyc]

It sounded like there was some truth in that bit. He is a miserable person who only feels better when others are miserable too.

[Arienette]

He is a miserable person who only feels better when others are miserable too.
eh, i dont know.. i dont know the guy personally, but he sounded genuinely grateful and happy when he received his birthday wishes and gifts.

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[mikeyboy]

For anyone who missed it, Cherrynoid did a line-by-line rebuttal song (http://www.perrynoid.com/clips/heywonderboy.mp3). If Wonderboy had something bad to say about you, Cherry had something nice to say about you. Nice job, Cherry!

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[curtoid]

For anyone who missed it, Cherrynoid did a line-by-line rebuttal song (http://www.perrynoid.com/clips/heywonderboy.mp3). If Wonderboy had something bad to say about you, Cherry had something nice to say about you. Nice job, Cherry!

That was very sweet, Cherry! Big ups to you and Perry - thanks!

Not the first time I've been called a historian, either! haha!

ahem.

This was something they should have done the next day on the air, since WB's big on air defense was that this isn't the only thing he thinks about everyone, that no one should take it personally because a lot of those mentioned he said he liked, but simply the first thing (so the first thing for everyone is negative??! - yeah, smells like a bit! haha). Like I said: should have followed it up the next day with a "first positive" thing about everyone.

But...I'm sure they moved on. Maybe as a treat, they can tack this on the the end of the wonderboy segment(s) when they rerun this for best of one day.

NOW...I want someone to do a parody song for Fez to the tune of the Subway "Clay Henry" spot, since they were talking about how he walks around with that in his head.

"Fez Whatley! Fez Whatley!

He's a zoloaf man of medium size..."

I stink at parody songs.



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[guttersnipe]

That was very sweet, Cherry! Big ups to you and Perry -
thanks!

Thanks, and thanks to Mikeyboy for mentioning what Ron calls
"The Longest Parody Song in the History of Radio."

I wrote the lyrics and recorded it myself on my crappy Mac with
some crappy shareware. I didn't have the luxury of using
Perry's studio or his expertise, but he is being nice enough to
host the song for me.

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[guttersnipe]

Eh, scratch that. Looks like perry changed his mind about
hosting my song.

Anyway, it can still be found here:

Hey
Wonderboy (http://members.cox.net/freakmom/parody.html)

When they played it on the show, El Jefe dumped out towards
the end of the song because he thought he heard me say "tits"
in regards to te Full Rockin' Karaoke guys, lol. So that line and
the next one about Wendell didn't go out on the air.

Oh and I've been meaning to say, ADF? Rhyming is for dorks.

snipe

This message was edited by guttersnipe on 2-20-04 @ 9:30 AM

[The_H_Goddess]

[quote]For anyone who missed it, Cherrynoid did a line-by-line rebuttal song (http://www.perrynoid.com/clips/heywonderboy.mp3). If Wonderboy had something bad to say about you, Cherry had something nice to say about you. Nice job, Cherry!

Cherry, I was pleasantly surprised by your comment about me, thank you. Especially since I hear myself differently. I think I sound like a guy, at the very least, Iris.
TY
C

She's not branded when the prophets speak words of fire.
-Collective Soul

[curtoid]

Cherry, I was pleasantly surprised by your comment about me, thank you. Especially since I hear myself differently. I think I sound like a guy, at the very least, Iris.

You've got a GREAT voice, especially on radio.

Now, mine...that's another story. I don't know why, but when I got on the air with them, suddenly I becamse Alec Baldwin in the NPR skit he use to do on "Saturday Night Live" ("Schwetty Balls") - the only consolation is I noticed another regular listerner/caller does the same thing (I'm not going to out him, especially in his own forum...ahem...!) I loath my own voice - there have been times at job interviews that I sit there and hear my own voice, and I think, "Christ! Shut UP!"


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[ADF]

Oh and I've been meaning to say, ADF? Rhyming is for dorks.


That's me. Ron messed up my line, anyway.

"I'd like to introduce Cherrynoid to my two friends, Rhyme Scheme and Rhythm"

came out as..

"I'd like to introduce Cherrynoid to my two friends, Rhyme, Scheme, and Reason."

That's <i>three</i> things and it doesn't even make sense.

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[The_H_Goddess]

You've got a GREAT voice, especially on radio.

I have heard a few people say that I should speak more when I'm there. But I'm very cautious about stepping on their toes, or breaking up their banter or the flow of the show, so I have a tendancy to stay in the background and just giggle at Ron.

Is my voice easily recognizable? Just curious.....

She's not branded when the prophets speak words of fire.
-Collective Soul

[guttersnipe]

That's me. Ron messed up my line, anyway.

"I'd like to introduce Cherrynoid to my two friends, Rhyme Scheme and Rhythm"

That's what I thought you meant, but I liked that Ron accidentally (?) made you sound like an idiot who couldn't even insult me properly. ;)

Now, when can I get an incredible ADF sig pic since I immortalized your abilities in song?

Is my voice easily recognizable? Just curious.....

Yes, very. And you don't sound any more like a man than I do.

While I'm talking about my song yet again, let me apologize to the people who didn't get a lyric. There were a few of you I just didn't know enough about to think of anything nice to say. I did try to work something in about Gary Wyze being the funniest bachelor at Dave & Busters last Fall, but I couldn't fit it in anywhere.

Next up... an Ode to Iris, done to In A Gadda Da Vida!