What NOT to say to your lover on Valentine's Day

[DJEvelEd]

*Don't worry, it's not contagous.

*Ever hear of a rusty trombone?

*What's that smell?

*You wanna braid my ass-hairs?

*Do you think that boil on my ass resembles George Bush?

*Meet my gerbil his name is Brownie.

*I thought crabs were microscopic.

*I have explosive DiarrheaT.

*Just peel that crust off.

*HEE HAW!!!





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This message was edited by DJEvelEd on 2-14-04 @ 10:44 AM

[Katylina]

"You had me at, 'I'm calling the cops.'"

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[jocefus]

i dont know how your sister wound up on our bed...

arent those your underwear??

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hey my man, what it look like

[billyio]

Its futile to resist the power of fetus feces.

See Ya!

[MizzleTizzle]

1. 'sure she was blowing me, but that doesn't mean I dont love you.'

2. 'Ya know, if you just do anal you'll still be a virgin, right?'

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This message was edited by MizzleTizzle on 2-14-04 @ 10:48 AM

[East Side Dave]

I'd like to make you into a football helmut, my little sweetham!

You're not recist, are you? THEN fuck Emmanuel Lewis! Here he comes!

E.L.: Hey baby!

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[fluffernutter]

Did you know that with the proper excercise and stretching activities, I can be anally fisiting you in no time?

Now get that bottle.

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[samnyc]

You're gaining weight at a slower rate.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Ive noticed a change in you over the last few months, Youre not as bitchy as you used to be

I think your mom's hot

Can you get me a beer?

Shut up, ESPN sportscenter is on

I would have taken you out for valentines day but i lost all my money betting on the superbowl



FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!

This message was edited by WRESTLINGFAN on 2-14-04 @ 12:47 PM

[Yerdaddy]

Why couldn't you people have told me all this yesterday?!

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TEAR THE BITCH APART!

[MizzleTizzle]

'You say you lost five pounds Honey? Well turn around and look at your ass, I think I found it.'

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[SatCam]

Nancy: Hi, I'm Nancy, and I'm your date
Ed Hi, I'm DJEvelE...
Nancy: NOOOOOOOOoooOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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[Snoogans]

see babe, that treadmill is helping

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[KERMIT]

Your not fat. Your just Big Boned.
or
As long as i have a face. You will have a place to pee on.

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[DJEvelEd]

*Stop crying you fucking cunt.

*I wish this was tighter.

*Did you eat burritos?

*Fat chicks need cock too.

*You remind me of this hooker I once knew.

*There's my dog, you got any peanut butter?

*Hey what's that string?

*I love sushi, dont worry.

*I swear it's just a pimple.

*Looks aren't everything bitch.

*Sorry I thought you were sleeping SatCam.









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[scorpion]

Don't stop I just wanted some more beer...

You moan just like your mom did..


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[reeshy]

"Honey, did the cat die in the closet...or , did you shit the bed?"

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[MizzleTizzle]

What the problem? It's heart shaped and Red, now Suck It!!

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[DreamWeaver]

"Our sex life sucks"!

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[A.J.]

"We need to talk."

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[Yerdaddy]

"I can smell your cunt."

"I cut my wrist. Look at the blood!"

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"I can smell your cunt."

"I cut my wrist. Look at the blood!"



Ah, Miggs! That venerable scamp!

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She said Jesus had a twin who knew nothing about sin.

[Iamnotatool]

"Thats because I'm HatetreeHighway"

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Jack_Doff]

So first we're just sitting there watching football and having a few beers and then I start thinking of how much your brother looks like you... One thing led to another, and let me tell you, he gives much better head than you do.

(Said by a guy to a chick)