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[Tall_James]

It is the first item in the listing (http://www.fox5dc.com/news/newslinks.shtml)

I just got an 8 page report on my car and found out that it belonged to 3 other people before me!


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[Patches]

My car used to be a rental. Ugh. Thats like marrying a hooker.

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[Tall_James]

My car used to be a rental. Ugh. Thats like marrying a hooker.

That response made posting this thread worthwhile. F'ing hilarious.


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[TheMojoPin]

James is right. I should lock it right now.

And my car was new. This was so anti-climatic. This was like getting a FREE hooker and finding out it was my grandmother.

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[monsterone]

my car is originally from nj. that's like getting a hooker... ... ...and finding out she's from new jersey.


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[JustJon]

like Mojo, my car was bought new. that means all the nasty things the hooker has came from me.

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[monsterone]

oh yeah, i drive a jetta, so it must have been a gay hooker. i should have know from the big back and broad sholders.


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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I bought my car used from a woman who was getting a divorce and selling her husband's car. She was desperate and agreed to what I offered her.

So I think that means I was big pimpin, spendin' the G's.

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[East Side Dave]

I'm still driving a Toyota Corolla that my parents helped me buy. Which, I guess, means that all three of us are hookers and, after we shot up together, they chipped in for my abortion.

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[Tall_James]

My car was sold at auction. I guess some deadbeat owned it before I did. Or it was used in the commission of some crime.

My 1997 Ford Explorer is straight-up gangsta.


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[Wormwood]

my car is originally from nj. that's like getting a hooker... ... ...and finding out she's from new jersey.


sorry Tall James, this is what makes posting on this board worthwhile



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

my car is originally from nj. that's like getting a hooker... ... ...and finding out she's from new jersey.


And she comes with an offer for a free Guiness towel. While supplies last.

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[Tall_James]

And she comes with an offer for a free Guiness towel. While supplies last.

Aaaargh! You wound me Alice!




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[ADF]

I... I don't have a car... that's like not getting a hooker and staying at home, beating it to internet porn.

Wait, I guess that's not a simile.

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[Arienette]

i don't even have a license. so.... i guess for the first time since high school, i'm like a virgin.

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[Heather 8]

My car had two owners in Illinois,and sat on three different car lots for two years before I bought it. I'm such a rube.

According to carfax, it also has A/C, which is news to me.



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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Glad I checked-- there was a recall issued on 2/14/04 for MAF SENSOR REPLACEMENT.

Umm, what the hell is THAT?

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[newport king]

i drive a jetta

fag.

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[Patches]

Glad I checked-- there was a recall issued on 2/14/04 for MAF SENSOR REPLACEMENT.


Oh, thats just the thing that keeps you from dying.

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[monsterone]

i drive a jetta

fag.

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well, today i figured out that admitting you drve a jetta is gayer than making a reference to a gay hooker. it's a strange, strange world.


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[BoondockSaint]

I found out my car used to belong to John Voight.

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