explain this presidental conspiracy...

[TeRRoR]

Look what happens when a President gets elected in a Year with an "0" at the end


1840: William Henry Harrison (died in office)

1860: Abraham Lincoln (assassinated)

1880: James A. Garfield (assassinated)

1900: William McKinley (assassinated)

1920: Warren G. Harding (died in office)

1940: Franklin D. Roosevelt (died in office)

1960: John F. Kennedy (assassinated)

1980: Ronald Reagan (survived assassination attempt)

2000: George W. Bush ????????????



And to think that we had two guys fighting it out

in the courts to be the one elected in 2000.



You might also be interested in this.



Have a history teacher explain this if they can.



Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.



Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.





Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.



Now it gets really weird.



Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.



Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.



Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.



John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839



Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939



Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.



Now hang on to your seat.



Lincoln was shot at the theater named "Ford."

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."



Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.



And here's the "kicker":



A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe



AND....................:

Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a

warehouse...



Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a

theater...



Creepy, huh?

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[TheMojoPin]

Creepy, huh?

The dying presidents?

Yes. Maybe Reagan broke "the cycle."

The Kennedy/Lincoln comparisons? Not really. Since a good number of those factoids are real stretches, or just flat-out wrong.

Can a number of amazing coincidences can be found between the assassinations of Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy? (http://www.snopes.com/history/american/linckenn.htm)

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[stickyfingers]

If all those are true...then yes it is creepy



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[sr71blackbird]

And, Kennedy was in a Lincoln when he died!!!

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[JustJon]

Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln" made by "Ford."
Ford didn't make Lincoln, Lincoln did. The car is a Lincoln Continental.

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[A.J.]

And, Kennedy was in a Lincoln when he died!!!

He died while fucking his secretary? ;)

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[MizzleTizzle]

and EVERY SINGLE Prez that was born in a year that began with '18', like 1803 or 1864, is DEAD ! Dead As Dillinger !

http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/trilobite

[MizzleTizzle]

A Webpage showing Assasinations Foretold in Moby Dick using the precise method used by the authors of The Bible Code:

HERE (http://cs.anu.edu.au/~bdm/dilugim/moby.html)

http://members.aol.com/miketeachr/trilobite

[sr71blackbird]

After Lincoln was shot, he was taken across the street to a boarding house used by the actors who were performing in the play he was seeing. He was put diagnonally on a bed because he was so tall, his feet would have hung off the foot of the bed. He lived for a short while doctors tried to save him, but eventually he died on that bed. The person who slept in that very same bed the night before is written after this sentence in white text. John Wilkes Booth

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[Se7en]

and EVERY SINGLE Prez that was born in a year that began with '18', like 1803 or 1864, is DEAD ! Dead As Dillinger !


CONSPIRACY~!

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[Tall_James]

Here's one for you...

There has never been an American President named "Mookie".


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[whorehay]

correction: not yet

[Arienette]

Both were assassinated by Southerners.trigger-happy, gun-loving southerners? wow, this must be a conspiracy.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe
don't you mean in for this one, too?

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[DJEvelEd]

Isn't this called the "Zero Factor"? And do you really want a president named "Dick" or "Colon"?

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[SatCam]

My social studies teacher showed us this. I burned it.

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[furie]

More of a coincidence than conspiracy.


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[shamus mcfitzy]

people say Lincoln dreamt of the funeral of "the president" the night before he was shot (as well as previous nights).

The Moby Dick webpage is hilariously stretching it.

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[Snoogans]

what about the presidents from 1800 and 1820

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[TheMojoPin]

Well, Lincoln as the first to die in office, silly.

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[A.J.]

Well, Lincoln as the first to die in office, silly.


Nope. He died in a house across the street from Ford's Theater. ;)

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