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whorehay
02-18-2004, 07:42 PM
a little orphan girl asked me that one day.
i just sat there, didnt say a word. i didnt know what to say.
i could see a tear well up in her eye. i gave her a hug, then proceeded to shoplift a goth tshirt from hot topic.
newport king
02-18-2004, 07:45 PM
god's mother and father
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monsterone
02-18-2004, 07:49 PM
i'll tell you who; a black man. you know why, cuz it's just another thing for the white man to steal from him.
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Melrapuo
02-18-2004, 07:55 PM
Here's a better question: Who created the beings who created God? Think about THAT.
Seriously, God wasn't created. God is the Alpha and the Omega, the all-knowing and powerful One. In short, God has always been. Never created. Just...THERE.
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02-18-2004, 07:55 PM
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word! bunch of white devils.
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JustJon
02-19-2004, 07:59 AM
Who made who?
Who made you?
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Tall_James
02-19-2004, 08:10 AM
Who made who?
Who made you?
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DreamWeaver
02-19-2004, 09:00 AM
God began the beginning.
"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last."
It is something our feeble minds can not understand.
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GwEnYpOo
02-19-2004, 09:03 AM
a little orphan girl asked me that one day.
i just sat there, didnt say a word. i didnt know what to say.
i could see a tear well up in her eye. i gave her a hug, then proceeded to shoplift a goth tshirt from hot topic.
rocker jorge from tottenville , with the wierd hair? briana said you were a klepto when it came to hotopic
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MizzleTizzle
02-19-2004, 09:21 AM
depends on which god one is discussing; there are several hundred.
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JustJon
02-19-2004, 09:28 AM
Who made who?
Who made you?
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Furtherman
02-19-2004, 09:31 AM
Man created god.
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kc7586
02-19-2004, 09:36 AM
who created god? society. men. they created religion as a means to control people. its all crap, god doesnt exist, religion is stupid and the bible is a giant source of toilet paper.
furtherman beat me to it by a few min, damn, o well.
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MizzleTizzle
02-19-2004, 09:48 AM
god doesnt exist, religion is stupid and the bible is a giant source of toilet paper.
I'm not sure whether god exists or not. Maybe there's something out there; I don't don't believe it's any of the anthropomorphic gods of organized religion.
As to the stupidity of religion; agreed. But us humans are a stupid lot, and we do stupid things. Faith has given some hope and a sense of the availability of the quiality of redemption. Now, some would argue that Faith and Hope are illogical, and I would agree. But I have faith in some things, and hope for some things, knowing it is all illogical, but keeping it.
And Love is greater then this.
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monsterone
02-19-2004, 10:04 AM
who created god? society. men. they created religion as a means to control people. its all crap, god doesnt exist, religion is stupid and the bible is a giant source of toilet paper.
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grlNIN
02-19-2004, 10:06 AM
Pshhh.
Who you callin' stupid, stupid!?
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newport king
02-19-2004, 10:28 AM
anthropomorphic
anthrowwmoor....anthpooor....anthrooomormorrrphic. ...anthrowporrrmorphic.......
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MizzleTizzle
02-19-2004, 11:19 AM
Human-like. One meaning is giving human-like qualities for that which is not human.
Hence, non-human events [weather, stars, eclipses; seasons, etc] were given gods, or a god, controlling it all. we still do it all the time.
Sorry, next time i will eschew polemic obfuscation.
Ron brought up Joseph Campbell's most excellent 'The Power of Myth'. Great book, and series.
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Se7en
02-19-2004, 11:48 AM
Ron brought up Joseph Campbell's most excellent 'The Power of Myth'. Great book, and series.
I've read this, and Frazier's "The Golden Bough", and I can say that Campbell's smug belief that science destroys religion is pure and utter idiotic tripe.
Religion & science work perfectly together, as I've said before numerous times. TooCute, I believe, agrees with me, or at least she has in the past on this issue, and she's ranking science genius-type-person on the board.
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NewYorkDragons80
02-19-2004, 12:14 PM
Any Being responsible for existence is above the Law of Conservation of Mass. It's His law, after all.
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East Side Dave
02-19-2004, 01:12 PM
the thumb tacks are hurtin' my tummy
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who created god?
I only know that he was killed by Nietzche.
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DJEvelEd
02-19-2004, 02:15 PM
Only God knows, because after he "created" himself, he looped himself so we can't see the beginning or the end. It's kinda like when you're sucking your own dick, and then you crawl up inside your own ass and disappear.
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02-19-2004, 02:22 PM
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SatCam
02-19-2004, 02:28 PM
Alls I know is that I'm gettin straight As an' that ain't not bad.
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Katylina
02-19-2004, 02:33 PM
What if God was one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on the bus-- trying to make his way home.
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SatCam
02-19-2004, 02:45 PM
I am God. Atleast that's what someone told me.
I think he was the Holy Spirit.
Everyone knows Jesus is an American Idol contestant.
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02-19-2004, 04:08 PM
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keithy_19
02-19-2004, 04:35 PM
Oh you people are silly. Do you have to ask? It is just something created by some Jews who lost there way.
But seriously, God was just there.
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East Side Dave
02-19-2004, 04:41 PM
I betcha God looks like Maury Povich. I don't know, it just feels right is all.
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sr71blackbird
02-19-2004, 04:44 PM
God is so powerful, he doesnt have to exist in order to be real! Only we need to exist in order to be real. Requiring god to exist is bringing him down to our level, and in order to be god, you must be able to do things we cant do, like not exist and be real at once.
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East Side Dave
02-19-2004, 05:09 PM
in order to be god, you must be able to do things we cant do.
Then I'm God 'cause as far as I know, I'm the only one whose attempted to make Dick Cavett into a pinata.
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02-20-2004, 07:08 AM
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TheCosmicCircus
02-20-2004, 01:09 PM
neat pic.
frankie says jesus has camel toe...
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stickyfingers
02-20-2004, 04:31 PM
Alls I know is that I'm gettin straight As an' that ain't not bad.
Did the gay ones not provide enough friction for you.
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[Being that guy] My mom and dad. [/Being that guy]
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smiler grogan
02-20-2004, 07:48 PM
All of this talk of questions that we couldn't possibly answer are bringing me back to my really ,
really high days where this sort of contemplation could last forever.
Now I'm starvin
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02-21-2004, 03:42 AM
God is good
God is great
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kc7586
02-26-2004, 09:41 AM
you won a new sig.
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thank you its lovely, but u confuse me. what does my not having religion have to do with stereo-typical "non conformist" goths on south park?
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NewYorkDragons80
02-26-2004, 05:57 PM
KC, what do you know about Orange Crush and hall parties at SUNY Albany?
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JesterOfSadness
03-04-2004, 12:39 PM
who created god? society. men. they created religion as a means to control people. its all crap, god doesnt exist, religion is stupid and the bible is a giant source of toilet paper.
furtherman beat me to it by a few min, damn, o well.
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Thank you, I'm not the only one that thinks that..If he did exist that clown spit in my face more times that any
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Furtherman
03-04-2004, 12:43 PM
Keep your chin up Jester, things could be worse. Play the cards you are delt with and just be cool to others.
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JesterOfSadness
03-04-2004, 12:49 PM
Dude I am cool to others...just that I get the shit end of the stick for reasons I don't know..its like "god" was sitting there laughing at me...
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Furtherman
03-04-2004, 12:53 PM
That's just the way things go. Ups and Downs, sometimes more downs than up and vice versa. There is no one sitting there laughing at you. From your profile I see that you are still young. It gets worse in some ways, but much better in others. Its just the way it is.
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JesterOfSadness
03-04-2004, 02:58 PM
I don't know what is though, I mean yeah I like gothic music and yes I roleplay in videogames(awaits someone to post a pic of a nerd in a wizard costume), I like death but in front of people I make silly jokes,etc
I think people hate me for the fact that I'm not a rich lil shit or dont have many friends. Girls hate me for the fact that I'm not a jock or a freakin preppy
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Katylina
03-04-2004, 03:22 PM
Prozac?
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monsterone
03-04-2004, 06:15 PM
Prozac?
no, just a hug from dad every once in a while.
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JesterOfSadness
03-04-2004, 07:10 PM
I try not to be such a dipshit when it comes to stuff like this. I had a major improvement when i cut my hair short, I actually smiled but died very quick once I went out with this psycho chick who was overly obsessed with me.
I found out today that people do like me, which I can hardly believe. I'm "funny" in their opinion and it seems that more girls are beginning to like me as a friend because they talk to me about whats going on in their lives and I listen.
Example: A girl I knew at work had problems at home and came in one day crying. Turns out her mom pretty much kicked her out of the car and left her to walk to work. I walked up to her gave her a tissue and said "Things are going to be ok" and said if she wanted to talk about it that my door was always open. While I ate dinner she came in and told me everything that had happened. I gave my opinion about it and she came over and hugged me, which shocked the shit outta me, and said "Thank you for listening to me Tom" I can honestly say that I felt a poke from the "man" in the clouds..
Gawd I babble too much
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Sangreal
01-18-2005, 05:01 AM
God and the infinity of the universe... In the Pre - Historic age there were some animals that became human. They feared what they did not understand, like the snow. In these days we all know what it is and why it is (if you don't, read a book) and we don't need to think that it is a thing from God. It's like that with everything. Even the 'big bang' has been re - created by the humans (a smaller version). Soon, we will know all the secrets of our planet and God will be useless. Even 'matter' has been made out of nothing and that is a human discovery. There is always onother explanation so you are right, God was made by man to fill up the gaps in our knowledge that have not been filled up yet by science.
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01-18-2005, 05:24 AM
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One day God said
This is what I will do
I'll send down my son
I'll send him to you
To clear up this humpity
Bumpity hulabaloo
His name will be Christ
And he'll never wear shoes
And his pals will all call
Him the King of the Jews
He didn't come in a plane
He didn't come in a jeep
He didn't come in the pouch
Of a high jumping vo veep
He rode on the back of a black sasatoo
Which is the blackiest creature
You ever could view
He rode to Jerusalem
Home of the grumpity Jews
Where false prophets are worshipped
Some even in two's
There was Murrary Von Mer
And Genghis Vo Vooze
The one you could worship
By taking a snooze
Christ spoke from a mound
Which is a pile of ground
And people gathered around
Without making a sound
And thus he spake
Sin in socks
Socks full of sin
How do we quiet this
Jehoviadin din
Do unto others as
They do unto you
That includes you
Young Timothy Foo
One pharisee said to another he knew
"What do we do with this upitty jew?"
We can wash him in wine
And make him all clean
And into Sam Zittle's
Crucifiction Machine
Twirl the gawhril
And relase the gavlease
And in go the nails
As fast as you please
And it is said that he
Said as he bled:
Forgive them Father
For they know not what they do
For they walk through this life
In toe crampity shoes.
Do you?
Amen.
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whorehay
01-18-2005, 06:58 PM
cant forget that one story.
about that dude walking with jesus on the beach. then he got tired and couldnt go on. he got to the end and said how'd i do this, theres only one set of footprints. jesus said "i carried you"
makes me cry everytime.
TheMojoPin
01-18-2005, 07:04 PM
Courtesy of The Onion...
Bullshit, Jesus, those are OBVIOUSLY my footprints!
Sorry to have to break it to you, Jesus, but those are obviously my footprints.
Look closely. See how those footprints have the wavy tread pattern on the bottom, just like my docksiders? If they were yours, they'd make a sandal mark, like the footprints next to mine a little father up the beach when I was going through better times.
See the footprints at the time of my divorce? You'll notice that the sandaled footprints drift off from the docksider ones. They lead to that picnic bench over there, the one with the cigarette butts scattered all over. It appears that in my darkest hour, instead of carrying me, you sat on a stump and had a couple of smokes. Real helpful, Jesus. Real helpful.
Sure, the sandal footprints came back when I got that big job promotion, but right at the point where my son Tommy was in the hospital, they veer off again. Actually, now that I look again, it seems like there's an unusually large distance between each of the sandal-wearer's footprints around the time of my son's illness, as if the person were actually running away.
I'm sorry, Jesus, but your whole story about carrying me during the worst moments just doesn't gibe with the facts. Besides, you'd certainly think a person would remember being carried by the Son of God, right? That's a pretty memorable thing, wouldn't you say? Well, either I've got amnesia, or you're joking around, because I don't recall being toted around by the Messiah. The only thing I do remember about my worst moments on the path of life is the horrible feeling of plodding along the cold sand all alone while icy rain fell in sheets and chill winds assailed me.
So thanks, Jesus. Thanks a bunch. You were really there for me when things got tough.
Asshole.
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FUNKMAN
01-18-2005, 07:07 PM
who created god?
the first person to ever see a dogs reflection
everyone knows dog backwards is god
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01-18-2005, 07:27 PM
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keithy_19
01-18-2005, 07:43 PM
God was made by man to fill up the gaps in our knowledge that have not been filled up yet by science.
So you think we die and thats it? Nothing else? What a horrible thing. I can't believe that we go through all of this just to rot in the ground.
Also, if you look at it that God is just a manifestation of human beings, then all of the Bible and other religious teachings are nothing more then words. They have no meaning. Yet the rules and laws set in this country are based on the rules and law of God. If there is no God, then these rules are void of any meaning and we should be able to do anything we want, no matter how evil it may be. A Godless society is a frightening one.
Although, one could easily say that a Godless society would rid the world of war. People who think that are wrong though. As long as humans have wants and desires, there will always be war.
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Sangreal
01-19-2005, 02:26 AM
Those words have the meaning that a person gives to them. It's just that, the words in the Bible are not writen by God and the rules in it are not from him but from man. I think God was created because the people were scared of war and stuff. A Godless society is frightening and to make it less scary there is God... I don't know about the meaning of life but I do know about the meaning of religion.
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keithy_19
01-19-2005, 11:20 AM
You could say that God gave these words to these men.
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Sangreal
01-25-2005, 11:50 PM
The Bible actually began as a book of Jezus, not of God. The real bible is much bigger and older. One of the oldest and most reliable was found in Qumran, they were called the dead sea scrolls. In those scrolls is the bible as it was once written, a biografie of Jezus. The God section was added in the middle ages by the first pope, to control the people and to make them believe in the power of god. The result was: the first crusade. They killed men in the name of God and stuff but the only one to gain something by it was the pope.
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TheMojoPin
01-26-2005, 09:20 AM
Is "Jezus" really "Jesus," just Limp Bizkit-style?
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01-26-2005, 09:27 AM
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Brenda
01-28-2005, 12:07 AM
Do you try it?
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DJEvelEd
01-28-2005, 11:06 AM
Does LOVE have substance? Is LOVE more than just a chemical/electrical reaction in the brain? Does LOVE have matter and energy in time & space? Maybe the answer is there as well as ALL OF THE ABOVE!!!
God is so kool!
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canofsoup15
01-28-2005, 11:33 AM
So you think we die and thats it? Nothing else? What a horrible thing. I can't believe that we go through all of this just to rot in the ground.
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whorehay
05-08-2005, 02:33 PM
thats deep.<div><br /></div><div>one would argue why ron and fez always get the shaft while the rest of the lineup goes on like clockwork. </div><div><br /></div><div>but thats already been covered a million times</div>
Death Metal Moe
05-08-2005, 06:17 PM
I hope whoever created God got a patent for it, or the various churches, mosques and synagogues around the world have been using him for free for FAR TOO LONG.
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05-08-2005, 08:29 PM
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FUNKMAN
05-08-2005, 08:36 PM
it's the perfect scheme: "After-Life Insurance" - nobody can prove that you don't need it
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Furtherman
05-25-2005, 08:19 AM
<p>Question for the god believers - do you know massive and infinite the universe is? Have you done any reading on just how scary large the whole thing is? If you can grasp that concept then read on.</p><font size="2"><p><font size="1">OK - our astronimers have discovered 100s of extra-solar planets since the early 90's. None of them are able to sustain life as we know it, but given that we do know that there are planets around other stars than our own. Now, this is just what we know of our glaxay, which contains billions of stars - and we also know that there are billions of galaxys. I believe it is sufficent to say that there are planets capable to support life as we know it somewhere out there. I'm not talking about advanced alien races - just life.</font></p><p><font size="1">Now, wouldn't it be logical to say that some of that life is intelligent. Maybe even a humanoid race such as ourselfs.</font></p><p><font size="1">If god created life here - it would be right to say he created it there. </font></p><p><font size="1">Would he have done on that planet what you believe he did here - send his son to die for their sins?</font> </p></font>
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Death Metal Moe
05-25-2005, 08:28 AM
<p>I wouldn't bother Furtherman. Religion isn't based on logic, so trying to get a logical argument going won't work. For every good point you raise, they have a generality they can give you, or stupid little saying like "Well the Lord works in mysterious ways" or "It's God's Will."</p><p>Yea, I want to worship at the alter of a God who lets innocent people die in the most tragic of ways and then just has his believers parrot out shit like "It's God's Will. We can't understand his plan." FUck that.</p>
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Furtherman
05-25-2005, 08:32 AM
<p>Well I'd like to try and get a discussion going. I'd really like to know what a believer thinks though. I know there are some around here, and I'd like to hear their thoughts.</p><p>If there is life somewhere else, would god involve himself as they believe he has on this planet?</p>
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IamFogHat
05-25-2005, 09:10 AM
If their is a god, why would he pay attention to us and no one else? If he is omnipotent then he would involve himself with everyone with ease. I myself believe there probably is a god, but he is a creator and a sustainer, but he has nothing to do with our lives.
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Furtherman
05-25-2005, 09:23 AM
<p>"<font size="1">If he is omnipotent then he would involve himself with everyone with ease."</font></p><p><font size="1">So jesus would have showed up on those worlds as well - and died for their sins?</font></p>
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Furtherman
06-06-2005, 12:10 PM
<p><a href="http://aolsvc.news.aol.com/news/article.adp?id=20050606020509990003" target="_blank">Religious devotion sets the United States apart from some of its closest allies. Americans profess unquestioning belief in God and are far more willing to mix faith and politics than people in other countries, AP-Ipsos polling found.</a></p><p>We're falling lower and lower down the ladder of common sense. THUMP THUMP THUMP THUD.</p><p>And look who seems to have the most - I hate to say it, but it's the French.</p><p>"In contrast, 85 percent of French object to clergy activism - the strongest opposition of any nation surveyed. France has strict curbs on public religious expression and, according to the poll, 19 percent are atheists. South Korea is the only other nation with that high a percentage of nonbelievers."</p>
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Sangreal
06-09-2005, 05:44 AM
The most interesting theory about god is that of John Milton in Paradise Lost. You guys should read it. The whole book is on the net. I liked it a lot but I don't believe it really...
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