New York Driver Nabbed While Watching Porn Movie

[JustJon]

I saw this on Yahoo! and had to share. This'll teach you not to porn and drive (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&e=17&u=/nm/odd_porn_dc)

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[Tall_James]

MMMmmmmm....chocolate foam!


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Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Driving while using a cell phone is one thing, but driving while watching porn is definitely not "hands free."

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[Jennitalia]

I told you this was a bad thing, Jon!
But no, you had to get off to your ugly gay men porn.

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[Crippler]

Enough money to drive a Benz with movie screens imbedded in the headrests & visors, but can't afford to either (a) take care of his suspended license or (b) buy himself some friends & have a buddy to drive him around legally...what a dick.

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[monsterone]

boy is my face red. and it was chocolate foam 18, thank you very much.


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[Doctor Manhattan]

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GIS for "chocolate foam" and it isn't gay porn:

Click here to see the movie's "box" Not Safe for Work!!!! (http://images.sugardvd.com/Global/images/box_images/re_fr/re_fr_124005.jpg)

Starring: Amanda and Pebbles!!! never heard of them. I have heard of Janet Jackme, thanks to Chris Rock!

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Habitually!
He's a habitual line-stepper!"</b>

[Snoogans]

He compounded his legal woes by giving a false name when he was fingerprinted, prompting police to add a charge of forgery.

yea, Deez Nutz woulda worked but the cops became suspicious it was fake when he originally mispelled it

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[Zipgun]

Click here to see the movie's "box" Not Safe for Work!!!


Or just watch it to see all the box.

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[Furtherman]

XXX-DVDs a new hazard for drivers (http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/03/10/drive.by.porn.ap/index.html)

I think I'd be safer drinking Jim Beam than watching a porn while driving.

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...with thanks to JustJon

[high fly]

I wonder if, in getting in and out of his car, if the guy ever got jizz from the stalagtites on his car ceiling in his hair.

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