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curtoid
02-20-2004, 04:48 PM
has returned!!
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Yerdaddy
02-20-2004, 04:49 PM
I've got wood.
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curtoid
02-20-2004, 04:51 PM
They finally heard your pleas!
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SatCam
02-20-2004, 04:51 PM
She's having trouble gettin' on the website!!
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SatCam
02-20-2004, 04:53 PM
What's the hardest thing about roller blading??
Telling your parents you're gay!!!!
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Doctor Manhattan
02-20-2004, 04:54 PM
this is an old bit? Man, it's funny as hell! Don and Mike are changing their format and probably can't do shit like this.
Thank you R&F. I love Iris!
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Habitually!
He's a habitual line-stepper!"</b>
yarpwizard
02-20-2004, 04:54 PM
Is that Mikey D?????...lol
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Doctor Manhattan
02-20-2004, 04:55 PM
What's the hardest thing about roller blading??
Telling your parents you're gay!!!!
"Like Fez!"
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<b>"...I ended up having to whip his ass, man, you know, because, you know he would step across the line.
Habitually!
He's a habitual line-stepper!"</b>
smiler grogan
02-20-2004, 04:56 PM
first Iris next AFRO show.
yeah I know that was stupid.
mikeyboy
02-20-2004, 04:56 PM
Iris goes back to the Ron & Ron days. (She rules!) She's been largely absent for the last year, though.
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I'm dull and too low-energy!
East Side Dave
02-20-2004, 04:57 PM
Iris is the GREATEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yerdaddy
02-20-2004, 04:58 PM
You might have been dead but you were still born.
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curtoid
02-20-2004, 04:58 PM
I can't wait for the gay cat bits they do.
Don and Mike are changing their format and probably can't do shit like this.
Well, Ron and Fez still are shy of the word "retard"! Ron told Fez to lay off the retard jokes! haha
Thank you R&F. I love Iris!
And Iris loves you.
Call your mother.
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SatCam
02-20-2004, 04:58 PM
What don't Iris' five children call her?
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mikeyboy
02-20-2004, 04:59 PM
Joan of Arcadia on CBS!
Oh. We're not doing this into the commercials?
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Thanks to monsterone for the sig
I'm dull and too low-energy!
ozzie
02-20-2004, 05:00 PM
She put the lime in the diet coke, she drank em both together... woooooooowooooooooo
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SatCam
02-20-2004, 05:01 PM
I'm sure Ronny had a nice smoke break. I assume that's where he goes when Iris calls. Ronny hates Iris.
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SatCam
02-20-2004, 05:02 PM
ZERO DOWN AT ORESEMAN CHEVROLET!!!
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curtoid
02-20-2004, 05:03 PM
Oh. We're not doing this into the commercials?
"Your home...your way...Winchester Homes...!"
Is there ANYTHING worse than those two fucking commercials they play?!?!?! OOOOOOOH! I FUCKING HATE THAT WOMAN AND HER LAUNDRY CHUTE LIKE HER GRANDMOTHERS AND HER GAY SOUNDING HUSBAND GETTING EXCITED ABOUT THE BIGGER CLOSET, SO HE HAS MORE ROOM IN THERE!!!!!
"You're going to like the way you look...I guarentee it..."
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StupidGirlllll
02-20-2004, 05:04 PM
I hope that this means that the Fezatorial will be coming back
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yarpwizard
02-20-2004, 05:04 PM
Who's next....Kenny Allen?...maybe Joe Poo
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SatCam
02-20-2004, 05:05 PM
It's the Men's Wherehouse commercial!!!
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SatCam
02-20-2004, 05:06 PM
ahhh!!! snakes!!!
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SatCam
02-20-2004, 05:08 PM
Are we considering Paul-o a character?
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ozzie
02-20-2004, 05:08 PM
Now then, bring back the Oscar Blurbs!
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smiler grogan
02-20-2004, 05:15 PM
Maybe Jan Brady also.
A one night only of Joe poo, Joe pee, whispering kyle, retard Martin, Godzilla, ...basically everyone fron the late night days up to when it all collasped.
KC2OSO
02-20-2004, 05:57 PM
Kenny Allen?
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monsterone
02-20-2004, 06:05 PM
kennyallen forprez
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MO¥+ErO¥E.
moe & steels, you
are greatly missed... you too
horde king
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Legolas
02-20-2004, 07:32 PM
Ron and Fez new show opening
by: Iris
There's a show I know,
it's a funny, funny show,
it's a show in Bayridge, Brooklyn!
There's a faggot on the show,
and his name is Fez Whatley,
and he lives in Bayridge, Brooklyn!
Oh, Fez is on the show,
he has oral sex with men,
and he lives in Bayridge, Brooklyn!
There's a show, there's a show,
a funny, funny show,
with a faggot in Bayridge, Brooklyn!
There's a show I know,
it's a funny ass show and it's in Bayridge, Brooklyn with the faggot!
There's a show, there's a show,
there's a funny, funny show,
with a faggot and his big faghag!
Man do I love Iris!!
Ron: Are they lifeguards or lifepussies?!?!
Arienette
02-21-2004, 06:27 AM
ahhh!!! snakes!!!
i'd love to see andre come back.
and maybe a little nature boy. he's the best.. thing.. going.. today. woo!
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the ice in my teeth keep the crystal cold
</center>
Dudeman
02-21-2004, 09:29 AM
Iris loves you!!!
-the dude is online-
GreyHoodyShirt
02-21-2004, 10:47 AM
I want to hear "He's a Grand Old Fag" I wonder if Iris has moved from Bayridge to DC or does she get the underground feed ?
Bring back "Latter Day Jim Morrison's Weather Report"
FINALLY...Iris has come back to the Ron and Fez show! Good stuff!
and maybe a little nature boy. he's the best.. thing.. going.. today. woo!
Indeed. Probably the one "character" that will really play well down here.
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mikeyboy
02-25-2004, 04:04 PM
She's back tonight challenging a caller to a fight.
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I'm dull and too low-energy!
Snoogans
02-25-2004, 04:06 PM
BEST CHARACTER EVER
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SatCam
02-25-2004, 04:06 PM
Don't get started on Mikey D.
Do I see a Caller v. Iris match?
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Snoogans
02-25-2004, 04:09 PM
best iris bit ever was when 'she' was gonna have the 3 some with that spanish chick
just say Jes
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DrunkPaul
02-26-2004, 10:00 AM
"Our loooove has soul,
And Sheeee must knoW,
the way I show, has got to go straight to the heart.
Go staaaaaight to the Ha Art
SHAWS JEWLERS!"
"My advice to you is to drink heavily." "You should listen to him, he's pre-med."
Cigar Sid
02-26-2004, 10:36 AM
I cant wait to hear,
"wanna pretend, that I'm like Harry Poter and like you guys are my servents, and I can make shapes and stuff"
samnyc
02-26-2004, 08:04 PM
What's the date on the Iris threesome? That's good JO material.
zoom2457
02-27-2004, 07:22 AM
best iris bit ever was when 'she' was gonna have the 3 some with that spanish chick
That was really funny. I think Iris said she would do them "Bayridge style", but I'm not sure.
"Excuse me, excuse me I believe you have my stapler"
This message was edited by zoom2457 on 2-27-04 @ 11:23 AM
bad samaritan
02-27-2004, 10:05 AM
Iris probably does get the underground feed. I seem to remember she had a great new computer - a typewriter tied to her TV.
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Last in line for the Nobel Peace prize. First in line for pie.
fluffernutter
02-27-2004, 10:41 PM
I felt so incredibly privledged to be in the studio when iris made her return call. It was beyond amazing.
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KERMIT
02-27-2004, 11:45 PM
Always nice to hear dear sweet iris.
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Arienette
02-28-2004, 10:29 AM
I felt so incredibly privledged to be in the studio when iris made her return call. It was beyond amazing.why? you were just hearing her on the phone like everyone else...
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from that job that makes you sleep
back to the thoughts that keep you awake</center>
Doctor Manhattan
03-12-2004, 03:44 PM
I wanna [bleep] Iris in the [bleep] with jelly on it!
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SatCam
03-12-2004, 04:18 PM
A serving of Iris once a week suits me perfectly.
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