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keithy_19
02-21-2004, 08:12 AM
I was at the park with my buddy swinging. Let me tell you, theres nothing better then swinging. Well I guess there is, but it's still wicked fun. So anyway I was getting ready to jump off while in the air. I potioned myself and then got ready. For some reason I held on and my body and the swing when back down and as it went back I fell flat on my face. I busted my wrist up pretty bad and I have a bunch of cuts on the left side of my face. Some people said they make me look tough, so I got that going for me.

This would belong in a 'Your so stupid!' forum, but since we don't have one I'll put it here. Now let the insulting of me begin.

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East Side Dave
02-21-2004, 08:16 AM
Same thing happened to me, Keithy, don't sweat it except with me it was my sex swing and it was my ex-girlfriend (the crybaby) who fell 'cause I pushed her off it and into broken glass.

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Katylina
02-21-2004, 08:22 AM
I was at the park with my buddy swinging


I didn't know you are a swinger! How many times did you switch partners at the park?

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Arienette
02-21-2004, 09:39 AM
i once cracked my head open in a swing accident, and had to get stitches and all that. unlike you, i was three.

This would belong in a 'Your so stupid!' forumhahahahaha. i love things that are perfect like that.

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SatCam
02-21-2004, 11:15 AM
My backyard has a tire swing thats 2 inches off the ground!!!!!

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grlNIN
02-21-2004, 01:32 PM
having sex+not pulling out=keithybobeefy

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FUNKMAN
02-21-2004, 01:38 PM
i pretty much did the same thing when i was around 13 except i banged my forehead off the blacktop... i got that 'immediate' feeling that i just fucked up and walked it off... no cuts or bruises even though i smacked it very hard


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SatCam
02-21-2004, 03:04 PM
I've ran onto ice, slipped and hit my head on the ground. My head hurt after that.

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newport king
02-22-2004, 04:32 AM
I was at the park with my buddy swinging. Let me tell you, theres nothing better then swinging.

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Patches
02-24-2004, 04:39 AM
keithbobeefy and his buddy paul.


Are you sure its not Keithybobeefy and his buddy Kevin?

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keithy_19
02-25-2004, 04:44 PM
Wasn't there this big rumor the paul became marilyn manson?

And anyway, I don't look a thing like either of those two nincompoops.

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HBox
02-25-2004, 04:46 PM
I potioned myself and then got ready.

What, were you down to 10 HP?

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