What is 'Jersey Style'?

[MizzleTizzle]

OK if you didn't hear Mondays Show: Crazy Jen called and accused WB of being gross when he said he was gonna do her 'Jersey Style'.

Obviously no one had a clue as to what this meant. And neither do I, and I live here. I don't think it means anything. So, with that in mind, Maybe a Ron Fez dot Net Comedy Pyramid, or at least just answer this?

What the fuck does "Doing someone Jersey-Style" mean?

And don't tell me about pizza. This was about fucking, not food. Discuss.

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[MizzleTizzle]

Oh, Fez's reaction: "Whats that mean? You can't take the smell?"

so I'll get that one off the plate now. Too easy.

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[Tall_James]

It means he's gonna do her in "Exit 15". They call it that because that exit smells the same as ass.


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[Furtherman]

Jersey Style:

I'm gonna bust a Nutley on ya!

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[blakjeezis]

I'm gonna go with everyone else and say it has something to do with taking it in the butt. Just look at 'Jersey' Rich.

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[Wormwood]

It's the same as banging someone New York style only you're the submissive.

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[jeffdwright2001]

"Jersey style"

I thought it involved two people and a cow, but then I did grow up in Indiana.

mooooooooooooooo

[blakjeezis]

I thought it involved two people and a cow, but then I did grow up in Indiana.


Isn't that just called 'sex' out there?

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[Wormwood]

'Jersey Style' is actually voyeurism.
Some of the most beautiful views of sex are watching other people having it from across the room.

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[Tall_James]

I thought it involved two people and a cow, but then I did grow up in Indiana.


Isn't that just called 'sex' out there?

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Technically, they call it "pre-marital" sex there.


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[Furtherman]

I'm going to Mount Holly!

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[jeffdwright2001]

[quote]
Isn't that just called 'sex' out there?


yep, but you got your "Jersey Style" your "Dutch Belted", your "Holstein" . . . .

I'm gonna do her "Brangus Style", then I'm gonna do her "Highland Style", then I'm gonna do her "Galloway Style" yeeaaahahahghghgh

Of course, I suppose the "Galloway Style" could involve a man with a pan flute rather than a cow.

[FUNKMAN]

i'm gonna Jersey Style her so hard that it's gonna make her 'moon achie'...

maybe it means he pours some nice Jersey tomata juice on her before he tosses her salad...

who the fuck knows...

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[TheMojoPin]

It means you wish you were actual doing it in NYC the whole time.

And then afterwards you lie and say you did.

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[East Side Dave]

You're all just jealous of our Jersey Power.







...and our jersey rich

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[Bob Impact]

Doing it while listening to Bon Jovi and trying not to mess up her hair.

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Glad to see Wonderboy is using some of the tricks I taught him.
What the two of you do in the bedroom should stay in the bedroom and between the two of you.

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I'm not sure of all the details but I know it includes Jersey Rich, a couple of Korean boys and a grey donkey....other than that, the memory blurs!!!!!

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[MizzleTizzle]

I busted Her Cherry Hill

I nailed her so Hard she's Suffern

I went between her legs and its was EatonTown

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[newport king]

Suffern

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[JustJon]

Suffern

NY

BUSTED!

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[fiestygal]

do you wanna know what is GAYER than saying "jersey style"...saying that you are straight edge and jersey style...GET A FUCKING LIFE...

its cool if you are straight edge and all BUT dont go all pompous about it- the same goes with jersey style- yeah so you are proud that you are from the arm pit of america but not everyone wants to hear it

sorry for my rant i dont even know if this is on topic!

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[DJEvelEd]

It means he's gonna do her in "Exit 15". They call it that because that exit smells the same as ass.

I thought it was exit 13-13A. It's smells like a pack of hookers getting pap smears.

Or:

*Jim McGreevy shoving his crutch up your ass.

*15 minute blowjob then she stops to hit the crack pipe and pick scabs (Irvington style)

*Call her by the wrong name (Jet Stadium style)

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I think "Jersey Style" is when you do it in a toll booth


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[MizzleTizzle]

BUSTED!


Me? A Mistake? That's unpossible.

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[Crippler]

yeah so you are proud that you are from the arm pit of america but not everyone wants to hear it

Hey, hey, hey...let's keep the venom where it belongs: on the pompous straight-edge assclowmn, and ease up on us Jersey-folk. There are worse places to come from than Jersey...take Philly & Boston for instance.
;) (just playin'...you are from Philly, right?)

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[FUNKMAN]

it's like when you're a young boy and you make fun or pick on a girl but in reality you 'really like her' but don't know how to deal with it...

it's the same way with Jersey, everyone loves it but they're not sure how to deal with this love...

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firecracler firecracker sis boom ba
new jersey new jersey ra ra ra
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new jersey new jersey ra ra ra
firecracler firecracker sis boom ba
new jersey new jersey ra ra ra

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[fiestygal]

yes crippler i am from philly....



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[EasyReader]

Doing it Jersey Style just means someone else has to pump for you.


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[smiler grogan]

Easy Reader you sir nailed it.
Good show.

[WRESTLINGFAN]

Doing it at a diner

FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!

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Getting a BJ in the parking lot outside of Brendan Byrne Arena from a crack whore from Newark!!!!

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[GwEnYpOo]

I thought it was exit 13-13A. It's smells like a pack of hookers getting pap smears.

what's the matter?you don't like the smell of jet fuel and polluted water?

if you drive a few miles further you can go in the rexplex and smell all the man-sweat...

im not gonna go any further....

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[Legolas]

Now if all of us posters would call the station we could get us a comedy pyramid going.

Ron: Are they lifeguards or lifepussies?!?!

[Snoogans]

Discussion Topic: What is 'Jersey Style'?

big hair, stone washed jeans, and a bon jovi shirt

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Brendan Byrne Arena

the old school throwback.

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[FUNKMAN]

Jersey Style is when right before you are going to have sex you're Jersey girl tells you she's going to take a 'nice steamy dump' and will be right back...

now that's style

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[Hosp]

You treat her like Jimmy Hoffa and plant her in the end zone.

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[FUNKMAN]

you carry her around with 3 fingers, like a six-pack or bowling ball...

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[MAHABONE!]

Does Ron & Fez get on this board and how can I listen on the net?

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[Snoogans]

how can I listen on the net?

by following rules and not being a flame

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[Crippler]

Doing it at a diner
...but not being able to have a beer afterwards.

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What rules? I am new to the board and would like to hear the show[/font]

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Board Rules (http://www.ronfez.net/faq.cfm)

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[Kewlkat]

I'm gonna bust a Nutley on ya!


or I'm gonna bust a Whatley on ya!

[FUNKMAN]

it's when you tell them to bend DOVER and then give them the LONG BRANCH...

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[TeRRoR]

here is a little ditty you will all get a kick out of...

*clears throat*

just cause youre from Jersey and you drive a Camaro
mullet in progress
mullet in progress
are you Billy Ray Cyrus or are you John Stamos
mullet in progress
mullet in progress
shopping at target youre really cool
mullet in progress
mullet in progress
your dads the head guy at Jiffy Lube

there is no excuse for living in the 80s
with your rip curl and frogskin oaklies
a poodle cut with your ape drape fro
your crimping iron has got to go

you beat your kids in the middle of the mall
mullet in progress
mullet in progress
Bon Jovi tour shirts youve got em all
mullet in progress
mullet in progress
rat tailed wigger youve gotta go
mullet in progress
mullet in progress
are you Vanilla Ice or twelve inches of snow

there is no excuse for living in the 80s
with your high top Reeboks and fuzzy leg warmers
la gear are you Jarlmr Jagr?
drinking 12's of Lucky Lager

Calvin peeing sticker on your truck
mullet in progress
mullet in progress
do you like Jeff Gordon or Dale Earnheart
mullet in progress
mullet in progress
is your sister your mom or your brother your dad?
mullet in progress
mullet in progress
is your first cousin the best you've had?

collect Elvis plates and you live in a trailer
mullet in progress
mullet in progress
bad sludge rock like Tad's inhaler
mullet in progress
mullet in progress
did sally struthers sign your degree?
mullet in progress
mullet in progress
did you go to devry or itt?

there is no excuse for living in the 80s
with a chest king shirt you get no ladies
parachute pants and your stadia shoes
stonewashed jeans and velcro roos


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[AngelAmy]

well we know that it isnt having sex while making a left turn.

it could be him standing over her yelling "IM METUCHEN MYSELF"

or maybe he Spotswood and has some Middlesex.

and of course we cant forget "what are we going to do about this?"



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I think that's when my Hackensack is slappin' my baby's ass!

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not to mention that Wildwood!

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I'm going to Mount Holly!


Or I have got a "WildWood"


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[bobrobot]

Jersey style is when you give your Honey a red hot pumpin' humpin', using the fetid, rotting corpse of Jimmy Hoffa as your matress. Then you get a case of beer and go to a Chiller Theatre Convention for the weekend.

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[CruelCircus]

Perhaps it's when you treat her like the Ho Ho Kus she really is?


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[Shecky]

It means she picks you up at your house.
You take a ride to the Loop.
She Pays for the room.
You bang her, then when she falls asleep or goes to the shitter you take her car to Newark, leave it there, and meet up with your buddies for drinks.

[Shecky]

WHIPPANY to her gut or take a BRICK to her cranium.

Or just fuck the ho in Tuckahoe(also in Westchester).

[Shecky]

WHIPPANY to her gut or take a BRICK to her cranium.

Or just fuck the ho in Tuckahoe(also in Westchester).

[jealle78]

Does anyone know where i can find an audio of one of the Ron and Fez shows. It was the show on Friday of the week where Don and Mike started to get into troulbe for indecent topics. Earlier in 2004 it aired. It's where they open up with a "request line", and someone will call in and request Limp Bizkit, and Ron goes "okay, here you go... Iggy Pop" and start blasting some Iggy.

[mikeyboy]

Does anyone know where i can find an audio of one of the Ron and Fez shows. It was the show on Friday of the week where Don and Mike started to get into troulbe for indecent topics. Earlier in 2004 it aired. It's where they open up with a "request line", and someone will call in and request Limp Bizkit, and Ron goes "okay, here you go... Iggy Pop" and start blasting some Iggy.



This is it:

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[Hottub]

Jersey Style:

You are ready to "Rockaway" on her "Short Hills", but she's flowing like an "Ocean", so you just go home and "Wycoff".



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[ChickenHawk]

I'm disappointed.

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[Hottub]

Are you disapointed that you are not getting it "Jersey Style"?
Perhaps you should try the Vince Lombardi Rest stop on the Turnpike, or the Teaneck Nature Walk along the Mighty Hacky...

BTW the entrance from the back of the Pathmark has been sealed after all of the Rump-Wranglin' that was goin on.

Please enter via Olde New Bridge Landing.

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[kevcala]

Jersey Style means not paying more than $20 an hour for a Tonelle Avenue Hotel room.

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Please enter via Olde New Bridge Landing.


I can see that you're a regular there!!!!!!!!!

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[Zardoz]

It means fuckin' thru a gloryhole at her mothers house, only the hole opens up into the den, so it could be any member of the family on the recieving side. particularly when "The Price Is Right" is on. I think there's s'posed ta be a tip jar on the toilet tank, too, to help pay for crown-shaped air fresheners, pregnancy tests and coat hangers.

"What's all this crap doing in my giant, flying head?!"

[Marist Mike]

It's when you want your girl to give you a Rider and you make her feel like a Ho Ho Kus

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