50 eggs in 45 minutes

[Snoogans]

impossible. maybe not physically, but after about 4 hard boiled eggs, the smell makes me wanna puke, and i like hard boiled eggs.
not possible

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[Yerdaddy]

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The world record was set by Sonya Thomas, the guest on the show a few weeks ago, and she ate 68 eggs in 8 minutes when they ran out of eggs.

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[DJEvelEd]

Katylina did 2 eggs in 3 days...




It's been enough time to joke right?

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[jafter]

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Good luck JEN!!!The stink of her puking up 30 eggs will be gross.

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[TeaBag420]

One word. Blender.

[bad samaritan]

50 eggs is totally possible, and if anyone can do it, Cool Hand Jen isn't that person. It'll be fun to hear her almost die again.

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[ADF]

She has zero chance of completing the challenge. Still, it'll be interesting to hear her try. I bet she could fit ten eggs in her cavernous mouth, though.

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[sr71blackbird]

nothing worse than egg farts.... hoofahhhhhh!!

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[Kerchak]

Oog...just reading this thread makes me queasy. I'm not a Jen fan, but this is not a good idea for her; is there any way that she can back out gracefully?


Or is that s stupid questio- never mind, I think I answered that myself.

You are a bad person.

[stickyfingers]

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nothing worse than egg farts.... hoofahhhhhh!!


Its true...I get 'em all the time and I haven't had eggs in months



Jen....You are nuts to do this....You are just going to fail and feel like shit....Good Luck!!!




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This message was edited by stickyfingers on 2-28-04 @ 8:14 PM

[TheMojoPin]

Can she pick what kind of eggs?

I say Cadbury.

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[mikeyboy]

...or mosquito.

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[ADF]

I say go for the gusto and swallow them ostrich eggs or petrified triceratops eggs.

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[Arienette]

let me drop a little <a href="http://www.open2.net/science/hollywood_science/cool.htm">hollywood science</a> on y'all.

crazy jen is no luke. plus, that was fictional.

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[Opeth]

How bout this since jen is banned already. If she cant finish the eggs we just kill her since she annoys the fu*k out of me. J/k jen wish ya the best

[A.J.]

Can she pick what kind of eggs?

I say Cadbury.

I say caviar.

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[Arienette]

I say caviar.
in that case, i'd be more than happy to take the aj egg challenge.

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[GreyHoodyShirt]

There should be SOME penalty for her not finishing the eggs which is what will certainly will happen. Obviously banning her as punishment is meaningless. At least a head shaving or something humiliating, possibly having the crowd throw raw eggs at her. The show can do without her.

Bring back Latter Day Jim Morrison.


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[jafter]

I was going to suggest to Ronnie that they dye the eggs green for St. Patricks Day, but that will be really gross when she starts puking them all up.

I think she will do about 28 eggs. I told her she needs to wash them down with water. She was going to drink soda while doing the contest, I think the carbonation will slow her down. Jen also keeps talking about 45 minutes instead of an hour. JEN take the extra time you will need it.

Sticky what is the over under on the eggs?

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[stickyfingers]

You may use your balances from this thread (http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/Forum/82/Topic/35618/page/Sticky_is_taking_book___lets_go.htm)

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If 60 Minutes....the o/u will be 26.5


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This message was edited by stickyfingers on 3-8-04 @ 6:16 PM

[RF Godfather]

Good luck Crazy Critic Jen.... I believe in your eggy awesomeness!

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