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monsterone
02-27-2004, 08:49 PM
forgive the topic name, mods. but it's an honest question. a girl who can give "amazing head" are either pros or born witha gift(probablilty will judge against this)

KC2OSO
02-27-2004, 08:52 PM
i used to wonder that about my wife. the better she got, the less i wondered.

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furie
02-27-2004, 08:54 PM
fester, why is your sig 1/4 size?


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KERMIT
02-27-2004, 08:56 PM
Who the fuck cares what a girl did in the past. The past is the past and her biz alone. If she wants to tell you then fine. And if she gives good head. GOD BLESS HER.

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monsterone
02-27-2004, 08:58 PM
the better she got, the less i wondered.



good point. if yu're witha girl for a whie, she'll try to do someting new and fresh.

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Katylina
02-27-2004, 09:49 PM
Sometimes, if I'm not in a sixty-nine, my mind starts to wander, and I begin to think," gee... I should really buy that toy for the kids that I saw at the mall." Only if it's one of those guys who it takes forever to cum. Cock sucking is okei, don't get me wrong, but I'd rather fuck than cock suck. That's my motto. Sometimes you have to make things a bit more intersting and lick under the ballsack or insert a pinkie.

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RocOutWithYACockOUT
02-27-2004, 11:55 PM
insert a pinkie.


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Whyyouhaddiddat
02-28-2004, 12:52 AM
[quote]"Who the fuck cares what a girl did in the past. The past is the past and her biz alone. If she wants to tell you then fine. And if she gives good head. GOD BLESS HER."




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reeshy
02-28-2004, 12:55 AM
Who the fuck cares what a girl did in the past. The past is the past and her biz alone. If she wants to tell you then fine. And if she gives good head.


Yea...I guess that's true. Like, when my first wife told me she was a virgin and the first time she gave me head, she asked if I wanted it Chicago style or did I want her to hum the "1812 Overture" while she did it!!!!!!

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sr71blackbird
02-28-2004, 03:08 AM
I dont think that Rosie O'Donnell's head could fit inside a hollowed out 17'' monitor

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KC2OSO
02-29-2004, 06:27 PM
what have you done with your life?
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FUNKMAN
02-29-2004, 06:43 PM
insert a pinkie


wouldn't the 'ring' finger be more appropriate...
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ADF
02-29-2004, 06:50 PM
Who the fuck cares what a girl did in the past.


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Doctor Manhattan
03-01-2004, 04:45 AM
What exactly is the poll(pun intended) question?

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Jack_Doff
03-01-2004, 10:11 AM
I don't know if this is any other board members' experience, but almost every girl I've ever dated has said she gives great head. In all those cases, the girl has sucked (pardon the pun). Has anyone else noticed this?

Snoogans
03-01-2004, 10:13 AM
Mel Gibson says jews give good head

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Arienette
03-01-2004, 10:14 AM
I don't know if this is any other board members' experience, but almost every girl I've ever dated has said she gives great head. In all those cases, the girl has sucked (pardon the pun).did you tell them that they gave great head, too, or did you tell the truth?

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Jack_Doff
03-01-2004, 02:10 PM
Being as its kind of a sensitive subject, I would never come out and say you are horrible at this. I liked to try to give tips, e.g. do that more, maybe try this. I didn't lie to them and tell them they were good, let alone great.

One of the girls who claimed she was great did have plenty of practice, but was still horrible. Actually, sex with her was pretty miserable. You would think that after having sex with a bunch of people, you would pick something up.

Arienette
03-01-2004, 02:15 PM
Being as its kind of a sensitive subject, I would never come out and say you are horrible at this. I liked to try to give tips, e.g. do that more, maybe try this. I didn't lie to them and tell them they were good, let alone great.well, that's good... i was thinking that probably most of the guys they had been with before had lied to them, hence why they think they're so good.

You would think that after having sex with a bunch of people, you would pick something up.
crabs?

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Jack_Doff
03-01-2004, 02:26 PM
You would think that after having sex with a bunch of people, you would pick something up.
crabs?


Funny. Actually, that might explain her preoccupation with being shaven.

Katylina
03-01-2004, 03:04 PM
Ain't nothing wrong with crabs baby!

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GwEnYpOo
03-01-2004, 03:12 PM
maybe you guys should tell us girls what makes a blow job great for you so we don't go around saying we're awsome ,when mean while some of us think it's a chew toy

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Katylina
03-01-2004, 03:21 PM
Lesson 2: Gently place the balls into the mouth and HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

It don't matter-- just don't bite it.

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CrazyClare
03-01-2004, 03:28 PM
im not huge into giving head so i know im not that good at it. My main problem is i have a very sensitive gag reflex, i wonder if there is anyway to overcome this...?

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GwEnYpOo
03-01-2004, 03:31 PM
ha! i have almost no gag reflex , im damn lucky

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keithy_19
03-01-2004, 03:52 PM
Hey gwen, I think that me and you should hang out sometime, although there won't be much hanging!

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grlNIN
03-01-2004, 03:53 PM
Isn't 13 a lil' young to be sucking dick?

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Snoogans
03-01-2004, 03:53 PM
i thought duke was our youngest poster

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Arienette
03-01-2004, 03:56 PM
i thought gwennypoo was a guy.

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keithy_19
03-01-2004, 04:06 PM
She's 15 if she was born in 88'. Which I think she is.

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Snoogans
03-01-2004, 04:08 PM
she still isnt gonna hob it keith. you shoulda stayed with that cutie little pothead chick, but ya done fucked it all up

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Katylina
03-01-2004, 04:09 PM
I always told Keith to go for Gwenny!

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grlNIN
03-01-2004, 04:09 PM
She's 15 if she was born in 88'. Which I think she is.



OK.

Isn't 15 a lil' young to be sucking dick?

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Snoogans
03-01-2004, 04:10 PM
i agree, thats buttsex age

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keithy_19
03-01-2004, 04:11 PM
In retrospect, yea. It probably is a lil' young. But then again, girls are having sex at 13. So go figure.

And its not my fault with pot smoking chick. She doesn't want us to get into another fight. So shes a little weird.

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Snoogans
03-01-2004, 04:12 PM
And its not my fault with pot smoking chick. She doesn't want us to get into another fight. So shes a little weird.

well maybe if you woulda gave it to her and not whined about her smokin weed you wouldnt have fought

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grlNIN
03-01-2004, 04:13 PM
You're such a little liar.


THERE IS NO POT SMOKING GIRL AND WE ALL KNOW IT KEITH!

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Snoogans
03-01-2004, 04:14 PM
THERE IS NO POT SMOKING GIRL AND WE ALL KNOW IT KEITH!

oh no they exist, its the ones that pay for, they're the myth

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Katylina
03-01-2004, 04:28 PM
I'm still looking into the Gwenny and Keith prospect.

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keithy_19
03-01-2004, 04:35 PM
No snoogs, it wasn't about her smoking pot. We got into a fight because she pissed me off one day and I mumbled bitch in frustration, and she must have thought I was talking about her, when I was clearly talking about the stray dog.

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Snoogans
03-01-2004, 04:39 PM
alright i didnt really care that much


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Iamnotatool
03-01-2004, 04:40 PM
Keith that stray dog thing was funny.

Drup your hairy gum in Gwenny's mouth, seems she's up for a tea-bog-gen.

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JustJon
03-02-2004, 06:16 AM
gweny's profile says 11/30/88.

And ninny, just jealous you didn't start that young?

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East Side Dave
03-02-2004, 06:34 AM
Hey gwen, I think that me and you should hang out sometime, although there won't be much hanging!

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Jennitalia
03-02-2004, 06:54 AM
And its not my fault with pot smoking chick. She doesn't want us to get into another fight. So shes a little weird.



That's the reason she gave you. Truthfully, she has absolutely NO desire to suck your dick, let alone fuck you.

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Arienette
03-02-2004, 07:46 AM
why do i get the impression that gwennypoo is going to grow up to be one of those girls who claims she gives great head and has no gag reflex, and then suck at it (sorry, too tired to come up with a non-punny way to say it)?

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Jack_Doff
03-02-2004, 07:51 AM
why do i get the impression that gwennypoo is going to grow up to be one of those girls who claims she gives great head and has no gag reflex, and then suck at it (sorry, too tired to come up with a non-punny way to say it)?


Let's not discriminate. Maybe Keith will too.

Iamnotatool
03-02-2004, 08:38 AM
Keith has a gag reflex, he puked on my balls last week...


Heeeere GwennyGwennyGwenny....Pete Towsend has some candy for ya.

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grlNIN
03-02-2004, 08:55 AM
And ninny, just jealous you didn't start that young?



No, not really.

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Katylina
03-02-2004, 10:28 AM
That's the reason she gave you. Truthfully, she has absolutely NO desire to suck your dick, let alone fuck you.


Keith is better off without her anyway. He is so fucking funny and intelligent and sweet-- hell, if I were 15, I'd definately give him a handy. Don't worry Keith-- you will meet the perfect girl who will understand your sense of humor and appreciate it.

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GwEnYpOo
03-02-2004, 11:19 AM
She's 15 if she was born in 88'. Which I think she is.



OK.

Isn't 15 a lil' young to be sucking dick?

i never actualy said i have sucked a dick

don't assume i have

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GwEnYpOo
03-02-2004, 11:21 AM
oh shit ...
i didnt realize i said that with this sig...

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Katylina
03-02-2004, 11:27 AM
It's OK!!! You get away with it because I made it for you. You still are never too young...
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keithy_19
03-02-2004, 11:58 AM
Katylina that was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. Thanks. :)

Iamnotatool, sorry bout' that. I owe you for the carpet cleaning. You should have just asked Rosie over.

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Katylina
03-02-2004, 12:09 PM
Katlina that was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

OK, but the next time I give you a compliment, have the common courtesy to spell my name right (or give me the reach around).

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monsterone
03-02-2004, 09:24 PM
goddamned youngster ruining my thread. stay the fuck out!!! here's the point, if your penis has been in a mouth(preferably female) and it was amazing, did you think after, 1. she's done that so many times it comes natural, 2. she's so in to it, she's amazing.

now i'm only talking percentages. the more dicks a girl has had = better head. i won't say that i girl who's been banged a few times can't hang with the pros, but anybody how walks the walk, talks the talk. that's it.

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serVice
03-02-2004, 10:31 PM
This thread got me thinking about it, and now i'm curious, because my chick gives seriously mind expanding head. i'm going to have to ask her about how she got the skill that she now has.



I don't know if this is any other board members' experience, but almost every girl I've ever dated has said she gives great head. In all those cases, the girl has sucked

I've run into that same thing before. A chick i was with loved to give head; she told me, her friends told me before i even met her, and she was bad, probably the worst i ever had, so practice doesn't always make perfect.


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monsterone
03-02-2004, 10:37 PM
never ask; and when asked, she's a pro.

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Jack_Doff
03-03-2004, 07:27 AM
the more dicks a girl has had = better head

Not true. As I said before, I was with a girl who was experienced and had extremely poor oral skills. As Arienette pointed out, most likely guys told her she was great, so she stayed with her techniques, even though they weren't working.

i'm going to have to ask her about how she got the skill that she now has.

I was dating a girl in high school who gave good head, but didn't swallow. As a matter of fact, when I would come, she'd pull away and I wouldn't even come in her mouth at all. I went away to college and when I came home once, she was blowing me, I let her know I was ready to come, she let me come in her mouth and swallowed. I thought it was weird that she would change techniques and then sorta got a little suspicious. I thought maybe she was cheating on me. Turns out she was.

Long story short: Don't go to college.

This message was edited by Jack_Doff on 3-3-04 @ 11:27 AM

grlNIN
03-03-2004, 04:24 PM
i never actualy said i have sucked a dick

don't assume i have




People can only assume such things based on what the person has said. You said:

ha! i have almost no gag reflex , im damn lucky

and

when mean while some of us think it's a chew toy


You made it seem as though you had done it before but you haven't, which means you're a cocktease.



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high fly
03-03-2004, 04:38 PM
im not huge into giving head so i know im not that good at it. My main problem is i have a very sensitive gag reflex, i wonder if there is anyway to overcome this...?
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I give lessons.

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shamus mcfitzy
03-03-2004, 05:45 PM
don't listen to high fly. His "lessons" involve a claw hammer, duct tape, and gauze. And only then does the horror begin...

GaryWyze
03-03-2004, 09:19 PM
[color=purple]To the main question, if she is extraordinarily good at it, I tend to think it was probably practice that made perfect.

But with that said, I've known girls who have given lots of head and still weren't that great at it. And other who didn't have loads of experience yet still had very talented tongues.

I think a lot of it has to do with how into the person you are (for me, anyway). The more turned on I am, the more likely I am to enjoy the blowjob.

maybe you guys should tell us girls what makes a blow job great for you so we don't go around saying we're awsome ,when mean while some of us think it's a chew toy

Starting off with it soft and sucking it hard in your mouth is always a great way to begin. After that, is noy so much about what you do right as it is about not doing certain things wrong....

DON'T keep looking up or otherwise try to make eye contact. I know it's all the norm in porno, but it's not a good look. Plus, it's distracting. And comes across as if you're checking to see if we're enjoying it. That throbbing dick in your mouth should be proof enough.

DON'T scrape with your teeth. It seems playful. It's just annoying.

DON'T keep going if it's taking too long and no longer fun. Just because it's called a job, doesn't mean it shoulkd seem like work. I want a girl happy when she's made me cum, not relieved.

Other than that, just suck and have fun. Find a rhythm that feels right and go with it. For a while, and then mix it up. Soft. Hard. Fast. Slow. Use your hands on and off. Fondle the balls. Don't be afraid to lick or suck on them a bit. Be enthusiastic. Play with yourself. Rub some of your juices on his cock and lick it off. And when he cums, revel in every drop of it (as much as safe sex will allow for, of course).

The bottom line is that if you're having fun, his penis will be having fun.



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TastelessGinny
03-03-2004, 10:45 PM
Mel Gibson says jews give good head


No, he said they really know how to nail a guy.

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CrazyClare
03-03-2004, 11:33 PM
garywyze, that was excellent, very well put.

I have realized that the more relaxed the less my gag reflex.

also couldnt it be true that a terrible blowjob to you could be a great one to some other man.... that leads me to believe that technique is a greater factor in enjoyment than experience; although experience can improve technique.

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IrishAlkey
03-03-2004, 11:42 PM
Clare is looking for hints.

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DarkHippie
03-04-2004, 04:36 AM
Garywyze forgot the most important part: make sure you're workin your hand at the same time. A good blow job should be a hand job plus sucking.

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