So this guy IMs me asking me to break his balls...

[Whyyouhaddiddat]

Please read this IM transcript. This guy randomly IMs me and says he wants me to kick in his balls, and let him lick my shoes clean. Weirdest fucking thing ever----he even sent me a contract cuz I called him a freaky serial killing liar.
http://home.comcast.net/~cmartel124/contractnut.jpg
or http://home.comcast.net/~cmartel124/contractnut.jpg
if the link is actin a fool
please anybody, am I fucking retarded for spending more than a fleeting second on this? I realize my email address is on there, and I don't care. He gave me full permission to show whoever I wanted the conversation in order to make up my mind.......I want people to give me their opinion on this madness.

Handsome Boy Modeling School Graduate '90
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This message was edited by Whyyouhaddiddat on 2-28-04 @ 4:47 AM

[whorehay]

so... you did it, right?

[Mike Teacher]

Mother do ya think they'll try to break my balls...

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[ADF]

I'd only do it if he agreed to meet you in the deepest recesses of a dark alley in a sketchy neighborhood.

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[Whyyouhaddiddat]

For that kinda loot, I just might have to take out a little ol' aggression on this dumbfuck's sack....I'm not worried about him robbing me, I just wouldn't wanna look down and see i'm stomping this guy's pup tent--and the be forced to killl him dead

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This message was edited by Whyyouhaddiddat on 2-29-04 @ 12:59 AM

[bigbaldirish]

what the fuck?!?!?!
you have strange friends.

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[Whyyouhaddiddat]

dudeeeeeee

this guy randomly IMed me, I know no one like him. He's throwing money at me like i'm a dirty street whore, and I kinda like it. Shamefully. Should I let him lick my shoes, and then proceed to flatten his ballies with said clean shoe?

Handsome Boy Modeling School Graduate '90
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[monsterone]

am i the only one who lacks the attention span to read things like this. unles it's a cure of aids, i couldn't be bothered.

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[Duke]

he probley wants u to do it for he can get insurance money for it or even sue you or how do u know he isnt some sick serial killer??

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[Whyyouhaddiddat]

He sent along a contract which could stand up.

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[Arienette]

dont do it. just because you sign a contract that doesn't necessarily mean that it's enforceable. and, besides, it's just creepy and it screams bad news.

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[whorehay]

yeah, play it safe and take the contract to get legalized at your courthouse. get a judge to look it over and approve it.

either that or just go ahead and do it, if he tries anything funny, just shoot him in the head.

[newport king]

"i'd be willing to do just about anything for cash" (dirty whore)

funniest thing i've heard in a long long time:
you: "can i blow pot smoke in his face
him: "yea, why?"
you: "my terms"

and how does this guy not know who or what bruno magli's are?

you: "cash rules everything around me"
me: "cream, git the money. dollar dollar bill yo"

you: "grape stompingly"
me: HAHAHAHAA

him: "my mouth is the dishwasher"
me: "..."

him: "what do you plan to do? shove your foot in my mouth?"
me: "this dude's gotta be jerking it by now"

at the end either you were just being sexy with him or fucking with him for my benefit but thanks either way.
you want my opinion you should ask to see a copy of this dude's bank account he's 18 or 20, i forget, "works for AOL" for free AOL. and he's a student. No fucking way this kid has this kind of money. i was offered a familiar proposal when i was like 17 by some dude on the net offering me his chick, all i had to do was come over and pee on him, and i could bang his chick. whatever i was 17 and stupid, went to his place. there was no chick. he had porno on and a gallon of poland spring sitting on the coffee table. sexy right? needless to say he kept up the act for a good hour saying she was at the store and on her way home. i got tired of waiting and being uncomfortable and left.
here's what you should do, you should meet this kid whip his fucking ass but bring a friend that has your back and keep him involved as to whats up so at least there's a good chance you walk out alive. and a nice claw hammer in your back pocket would be a nice insurance policy as well.

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[keithy_19]

I admit...It was just me...

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Thanks to katylina...

[Iamnotatool]

This thread, and its starter, are dripping with gay.

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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits