favorite parent "sayings"

[LittleLizaJane]

"I'll give ya something to cry
about

[Dan]

"No matter how hard you try, you will never be a real [insert my last name here]."


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[Captain Rooster]

First he would shake his left hand at me and say, "COT IN THE HOSPITAL." Then he would shake his right hand and say, "SLAB IN THE MOURGE!"


them's fightin' woirds me frenz!!!!!!!!!!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

First he would shake
his left hand at me and say,
"COT IN THE HOSPITAL." Then
he would shake his right hand
and say, "SLAB IN THE MOURGE!"


Christ man, my dad was a
Marine in WWII (the "Big One")
and served as a Master Gunnery
Sargeant in the South Pacific
and he was never THAT hard
core! ;-)

The one thing my dad would
always say to me was,
"Someday, you'll understand!"
God dammit! If that wasn't a
time-released "I told you so"
then I don't know what was!!!
(Can't *F*--ing wait to use it
on my kids!)

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I wish I loved the human race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks; I wish I liked the way it talks; And when I'm intoduced to one; I wish I thought, What jolly fun!

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[Fallon]

Go to the store and grab me a pack of smokes!

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[reeshy]

My dad used to say "Take your time but hurry up"

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[PanterA]

My grandfather would ALWAYS give cash as a girt, and he would say "It's the right color and it always fits"

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[sunndoggy8]

My pops made a comment that I've never forgotten...he said "Sunny, everything's not always a joke. There's a time to be funny and a time to be serious." For some reason I've never forgotten that.

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[Maddog00]

My grandpa used to say "From 6 to 60...if they can't walk, wheel her." And, "If they're head sticks out of a barrel, they're big enough." And, "If there's grass on the field, play ball." What does all that mean, anyway?

Jackie put it best when he said, "YEEEEEEEAAAAAH."
SEE-YA!

[IkeaBoy]

"Now honey, I'm just going to stick my finger up there to make sure you're healthy"

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[JimBeam]

As I got older my dad would use this bit :

Dad: " How tall are you today ?? "

Me: Whatever my height was at the time.

Dad: " Really ?? I didnt think they piled shit that high !! " followe by laughter.

Nice nurturing atmosphere huh ??

I'll show him when he's old and wearing diapers and I leave him sitting in it until he gets a rash.
Now who's laughing ??!!

I have balls !!!

[F Wad]

I got the old becuase I said so that's why. Now i find myself saying that to my kids

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[JustJon]

Go make me a pot pie, bitch!

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[TomPoo]

Parent: NO!!!
Kid: Why?
Parent: CAUSE I SAID SO!!!


REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[TomPoo]

PARENT: I don't care what (insert friend's name here)parents let him do


REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[The Blowhard]

"Merry Christmas, enjoy your luggage".

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[TomPoo]

Parent: Don't take that tone with me

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[TomPoo]

Parent: Go ahead, keep acting up, cause when we get home...

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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"There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"

[radio junkie]

My mother had a guilt trip thing going. She would say "And when you come to my funeral, just slam the lid shut". Not sure why she went with that as her catch phrase.

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

[lil chicklet]

this is gonna hurt me more than it hurts you


i'm going to go get the wodden spoon (we should have bought stock in wooden spoons, my mom would break one over someone's ass once a week)

"it's pretty hard to eat corn on the cob with no fuckin' teeth"

[IkeaBoy]

I had a similar thing radio, my mother said "When I die you'll laugh and dance on my grave"

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[radio junkie]

Another one my mother had was "It's only fun till someone loses an eye."

The only time I have a drinking problem is when I don't have a drink

[HordeKing1]

"When I was your age....."

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[Lisa Croft]

"Don't make me turn this car around", "you'll be sorry when i'm gone", "don't make me get the fly swatter, you savage beasts", "we'll see how funny this is when your father gets home" (followed directly by "i just heard a key in the door, so you better say a prayer you barbarian children") and my personal favorite, "you are the devil's spawn", but we got that mostly from relatives who were left to babysit us for more than 2.5 seconds.

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[Howlin Mad]

my father always said "Life is a bitch than you marry one"

what me worry?

[FezAndRonFan]

"Your the reason we dont have nice things!"

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[Amuse2KAOS]

my ABSOLUTE favorite saying is when my stepfather came into the basement, looked at me, and out spewed this nugget of wisdom..."Get outside and water the lawn before it rains..." To this day I'm dumbfounded

If I cry for myself, who the hell is going to cry for you?~
If a donut could talk, it would say "Hey, I'm a donut, stop eating me!!! OUCH, that hurts, I said stop it!!!"

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[Thunderlips]

"If ifs and buts were candy and nuts, what a wonderful Christmas it would be."

"Wish in one hand and spit in the other. See which one fills up first."

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Some day a real rain is going to come and wash the scum off these streets.
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[iscream22]

If your friends jumped off a bridge , would you do it?

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Thanks Rooster Man

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

"If ifs and buts were
candy and nuts, what a
wonderful Christmas it would be."

"Wish in one hand and spit in
the other. See which one fills
up first."


These are my in-laws. I can
attest to this...

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I wish I loved the human race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks; I wish I liked the way it talks; And when I'm intoduced to one; I wish I thought, What jolly fun!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Whenever someone gave me a
hard time, my dad when tell me
to tell them, "Go pound salt
up your ass..."

Although I'm sure it's
uncomfortable, I don't fully
understand where he got it from...

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I wish I loved the human race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks; I wish I liked the way it talks; And when I'm intoduced to one; I wish I thought, What jolly fun!

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