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Wormwood
02-29-2004, 06:36 PM
My landlord just knocked on my door to tell me that his wife's mother who lives in Florida is sick and now needs to move back up here with them.
Which means that as of May 1 I'm homeless.
I hate looking for apartments.
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You're homeless. Homeless.
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Heavy
02-29-2004, 06:47 PM
Buy a house.
Or pull out your copy of the lease
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Fallon
02-29-2004, 06:48 PM
I was just watching something on MSNBC about homeless kids in L.A. doing drugs. At least you're better off than them. Probably.
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monsterone
02-29-2004, 06:50 PM
i used a service, i think it's it babylon off of sunrise on the western-side of the service road, that helps you find an aparment for a fee. you call them each day and they give you a list of possible renters to call and if you can find some place in a month and a half, you get your money back.
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FUNKMAN
02-29-2004, 07:03 PM
can you go back home with your parents? just in case you don't find anything in time
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Wormwood
02-29-2004, 07:07 PM
can you go back home with your parents? just in case you don't find anything in time
Hell No!!! I'm not going back there, don't make me.
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FUNKMAN
02-29-2004, 07:09 PM
Hell No!!! I'm not going back there, don't make me
you must! now pack your things and get moving...
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TheMojoPin
02-29-2004, 07:41 PM
I just found out I had to be out of my house by the end of March just under two weeks ago, and I already have a new apartment lined up.
It's really not that tough once you get out there.
Good luck.
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angrymissy
03-01-2004, 12:47 PM
you're not homeless, you have 2 months to find an apartment. that's hardly homeless, get off your ass and start looking
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03-01-2004, 01:04 PM
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Katylina
03-01-2004, 01:18 PM
Do you live anywhere near Smithtown?
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furie
03-01-2004, 01:20 PM
seriously, check HUD. you can buy a house for no money down, and every now and then they have a house in a decent neighbor.
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angrymissy
03-01-2004, 01:47 PM
i'll try to actually help this time...
Do you have a lease?
Do you want to stay in this apartment?
Has he given you written notice to vacate?
If you have a lease, your landlord has to give you 90 days and it has to be in writing. The 90 days don't start until you receive written notice.
EVICTION
Following appropriate notice, a landlord may bring a summary non-payment court proceeding to evict a tenant who fails to pay the agreed rent when due and to recover outstanding rent. A landlord may also bring a summary holdover eviction proceeding if, for example, a tenant significantly violates a substantial obligation under the lease, such as using the premises for illegal purposes, committing or permitting a nuisance, or staying beyond the lease term without permission. (Real Property Actions Proceedings Law ("RPAPL") U 711)
To evict a tenant, a landlord must sue in court and win the case. Only a sheriff, marshal or constable can carry out a court ordered warrant to evict a tenant. (RPAPL U749) A landlord may not take the law into his/her own hands and evict a tenant by use of force or unlawful means. For example, a landlord cannot use threats of violence, remove a tenant's possessions, lock the tenant out of the apartment, or willfully discontinue essential services such as water or heat. (Real Property Law U235) When a tenant is evicted, the landlord may not retain the tenant's personal belongings or furniture.
A tenant who is put out of his/her apartment in a forcible or unlawful manner is entitled to recover triple damages in a legal action against the wrongdoer. Landlords in New York City who use illegal methods to force a tenant to move are also subject to both criminal and civil penalties. Further, the tenant is entitled to be restored to occupancy. (RPAPL U713, U853)
It is wise to consult an attorney to protect your legal rights if your landlord seeks possession of your apartment. Never ignore legal papers.
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03-01-2004, 01:52 PM
I like the angry, angrymissy better...
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Wormwood
03-01-2004, 03:36 PM
I started looking today, right now I live in Ronkonkoma which was nice cause I work about 5 minutes from my apartment.
I got a couple good leads in Hauppauge and Setauket today have to go check them out later this week.
Thanks for the help Angry Missy but my landlord is a decent guy. I'm not worried about finding another place I'm mostly just complaining about the time I dont have to do all this.
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Katylina
03-01-2004, 03:42 PM
I live right by you in Smithtown. Do you live on your own? I know someone who is looking for a roommate.
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Wormwood
03-01-2004, 04:15 PM
I live right by you in Smithtown. Do you live on your own? I know someone who is looking for a roommate.
no, its me my chick and the rabbits.
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Katylina
03-01-2004, 04:27 PM
At least you have someone to split the rent with.
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Snoogans
03-01-2004, 04:28 PM
move in with ed and live rent free below a hot egyptian chick
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Katylina
03-01-2004, 04:30 PM
And then you would live really close to me!
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Snoogans
03-01-2004, 04:31 PM
what does that matter, dont give him more excuses to use me in his stories
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Wormwood
03-01-2004, 04:39 PM
At least you have someone to split the rent with.
yeah I know, I just liked this apartment a lot. We have the whole first floor of a 2 storey house, use of an inground pool in the summer. Did I mention it was 5 minutes from my job.
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03-01-2004, 06:26 PM
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-01-2004, 06:31 PM
Good luck finding a new place for you, your chick, and the bunnies.
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JustJon
03-02-2004, 06:49 AM
a chick and bunnies? damn, you looking for an apartment or a farm house?
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East Side Dave
03-02-2004, 07:06 AM
It's not so bad being homeless! We get lots of pennies! :)
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I live right by you in Smithtown. Do you live on your own? I know someone who is looking for a roommate.
no, its me my chick and the rabbits.
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Def Dave in SC
03-11-2004, 10:05 AM
i will rent out my Garage...
You're only 8 or something, how can it be yours, Duke? Huh? Do you have you're own house? Do you live like Beavis and Butthead? Because if you do, that means that your moms is a whore!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Everyone laugh at Duke; his moms a whore!!!!!
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