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keithy_19
03-02-2004, 06:12 PM
I just heard on 77 Wabc that McDonalds, by the end of the year, will stop serving super-sized fries as well as super-sized drinks to help keep the country healthy.

I'm sick of this bull shit. If you don't want to gain weight don't order the damn super-sized stuff. People just like to point the blame and the people who are blamed cave in.

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ADF
03-02-2004, 06:15 PM
Yeah, that'll do it. How about stop selling greaseburgers and fatsticks.

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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
03-02-2004, 06:17 PM
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It's only wafer thin.

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Yerdaddy
03-02-2004, 06:28 PM
http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/life/vi-wafer.jpg

It's only wafer thin.
Where's that from?


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keithy_19
03-02-2004, 06:28 PM
Why can't people take responsibility for themselves? Why does a fast food chain have to change because of people's lack of self control?

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mikeyboy
03-02-2004, 06:41 PM
You already said that once.

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FUNKMAN
03-02-2004, 06:58 PM
i wonder if anyone ever tried shooting up some saturated fat, you know 'cut out the middle man'...

i'm gonna start selling crisco in little bags

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HBox
03-02-2004, 06:59 PM
Why can't people take responsibility for themselves? Why does a fast food chain have to change because of people's lack of self control?

Because we all pay for it anyway. If you really feel that way, don't complain when your health insurance premiums skyrocket because all these heffers develop diabetes, artery blockages and all the other fun maladies that occampany obesity.

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FUNKMAN
03-02-2004, 07:02 PM
diabetes, artery blockages and all the other fun maladies


don't forget bulimia and diphtheria respectively

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Se7en
03-02-2004, 07:42 PM
This is distressing news.

Oh well - at least you can still "king size" at BK.

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Snoogans
03-02-2004, 08:06 PM
to help keep the country healthy.

thats mcdonalds corporate speak for sayin because its costing them money

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Snoogans
03-02-2004, 08:07 PM
Oh well - at least you can still "king size" at BK.

in jest, good point. why is mcdonalds the only fast food place that was targeted, you gonna try to tell me its healthier to eat at white castle or BK or fuckin KFC

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MattyBronx
03-02-2004, 08:24 PM
Damn. This ruins my money-saving plan to hang out at MCD all day and grub off people who don't finish their super size fries.

I guess I'm just going to have to make a chicken out of mud & eat that, a la Wile E. Coyote.

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reeshy
03-03-2004, 12:13 AM
It's healthier to eat at White Castle or BK or fucking' KFC!!!!

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03-03-2004, 01:37 AM
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sr71blackbird
03-03-2004, 01:54 AM
Where's that from?


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NewYorkDragons80
03-03-2004, 03:54 AM
Why can't people take responsibility for themselves? Why does a fast food chain have to change because of people's lack of self control?
Because now that a business such as McDonalds has been blamed (rightly or wrongly) for obesity, they feel responsible and are making efforts to be less un-healthy.

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jeffdwright2001
03-03-2004, 04:30 AM
[quote]Why can't people take responsibility for themselves? Why does a fast food chain have to change because of people's lack of self control?

The FCC has targeted the serving size as indecent and improper.

TooCute
03-03-2004, 06:14 AM
in jest, good point. why is mcdonalds the only fast food place that was targeted, you gonna try to tell me its healthier to eat at white castle or BK or fuckin KFC

It was targeted? By who?

No, I suepect they decided to do it in an attempt to market themselves as the healthier alternative to those places, particularly since BK is hopping on the low carb bandwagon - McD's just needs to differentiate itself from BK.

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Snoogans
03-03-2004, 06:16 AM
targeted by the people who sued them for serving shitty food.

its ok, ill just sue EVERY ARENA IN THE US for the same thing

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FUNKMAN
03-03-2004, 08:23 AM
its ok, ill just sue EVERY ARENA IN THE US for the same thing


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A.J.
03-03-2004, 01:44 PM
As long as they keep the Value Meals, I'm happy.

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Se7en
03-03-2004, 08:55 PM
Because now that a business such as McDonalds has been blamed (rightly or wrongly) for obesity, they feel responsible and are making efforts to be less un-healthy.

It's still such a crock of shit. No one makes you stick a Big Mac down your big fat gullet. How long before they have to switch over to Boca burgers? The shit they sell now is half-soybean anyway.

BK is hopping on the low carb bandwagon -

I've had just about enough of this low-carb bullshit as I'm gonna take.

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Mike Teacher
03-04-2004, 01:54 AM
It was targeted? By who?


They get slammed constantly. And recently? Big Time. The darling of the Sundance this year was a documentary by a man who ate nothing for McDonalds for a month. Thought it was all over the news...

Super Size Me (http://festival.sundance.org/filmguide/popup.aspx?film=F5331)

A review:

Film records effects of eating only McDonald's for a month

25.01.2004 12.00pm - By DAVID USBORNE
NEW YORK - Normally sane actors have been known to gain or lose huge amounts of weight for their art. Think of Renee Zellweger in Bridget Jones's Diary. Directors, of course, never have to undergo such torture. Or so it used to be, until Morgan Spurlock had a bright idea for a film project.

The first clue to his particular misery comes in the title of his documentary, which has become the darling of this year's Sundance Film Festival. It is called Super Size Me: A Film of Epic Portions and it is a sometimes comic but serious look at America's addiction to fast food.

Spurlock made himself the guinea pig in this dogged investigation into the effects of fast food on the body. He ate only at McDonald's for a month - three meals, every day - and took a camera crew along to record it. If a server offered to super-size his order, he was obliged to accept - and to ingest everything, gherkins and all.

Neither Spurlock, 33, nor the three doctors who agreed to monitor his health during the experiment were prepared for the degree of ruin it would wreak on his body. Within days, he was vomiting up his burgers and battling with headaches and depression. And his sex drive vanished.

When Spurlock had finished, his liver, overwhelmed by saturated fats, had virtually turned to pate. "The liver test was the most shocking thing," said Dr Daryl Isaacs, who joined the team to watch over him. "It became very, very abnormal."

Spurlock put on nearly 12kg over the period and his cholesterol level leapt from a respectable 165 to 230. He told the New York Post: "I got desperately ill. My face was splotchy and I had this huge gut, which I've never had in my life ... It was amazing - and really frightening." And his girlfriend, a vegan chef? "She was completely disgusted by me," he said.

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sr71blackbird
03-04-2004, 04:12 AM
Whats next? Radio stations taking people off the air because some people get offended and cant turn it off?

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MHasegawa
03-04-2004, 06:51 AM
Now who would such a thing??? Eh?

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03-04-2004, 07:12 AM
don't forget bulimia and diphtheria respectively


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