At last, a Candidate we can all get behind!

[CruelCircus]

I feel like he speaks right to ME!

http://www.one38.org/penguin/issues.html

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It's your life.
How do you like it so far?

This message was edited by CruelCircus on 3-5-04 @ 6:02 AM

[ADF]

This is perhaps the greatest political website of all time. I agree completely, CC. Gay Penguin is what America needs... no, what America <i>must have</i>.


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<center><img src = "http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/adfpenguin.gif"><br>I'm so glad the cheat is not dead.</center>

This message was edited by ADF on 3-5-04 @ 11:01 AM

[A.J.]

Gay Penguin

Burgess Meredith was gay?

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A Skidmark production.

Red Sox Nation

[KERMIT]

Now we know what he really wanted from Batman HIS ASSSSSSSSE.

http://www.myimgs.com/data/Arod13/kj.jpg
Now Batting For The Yankees. #13 3B Alex Rodriguez #13

[Yerdaddy]

<font size="5"> [ </font>http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/heehaw.jpg<font size="5">]</font> Who's his running mate, Tight Seal? <font size="5"> [/ </font>http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/heehaw.jpg<font size="5"> ] </font>

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<marquee behavior=scroll>I'm chatty!-----http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/mulletfish.jpg</marquee>

[furie]

<font size="5"> [ </font>http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/heehaw.jpg<font size="5">]</font> Who's his running mate, Tight Seal? <font size="5"> [/ </font>http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/heehaw.jpg<font size="5"> ] </font>

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<marquee behavior=scroll>I'm chatty!-----http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/mulletfish.jpg</marquee>

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Thanks M.

[Yerdaddy]

here's where I'll be working next year:
http://www.usnews.com/usnews/photography/poy2003/graphics/60-16-andec-01.jpg

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<marquee behavior=scroll>I'm chatty!-----http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/mulletfish.jpg</marquee>

[DarkHippie]

His campiagn theme is just him humming "strangers in the night"

beware the penguins . . . muthafucka!!

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<marquee>"Last night I went running through the screen door of discretion, for I woke up from a nightmare that I could not stand to see. You were a-wandering out on the hills of Iowa and you were not thinking of me." Dar Williams "Traveling III (Iowa)"</marquee>

[furie]

His campaign is sponsored by Bud ICe

Doo Bee Doo Bee Doo....


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Thanks M.