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Snoogans
03-05-2004, 08:54 PM
i got into an arguement about this. i totally would should i say let her fuck me. she isnt bad lookin, has a nice set, a great ass, but she is just bigger than most guys. i dont care, but alot of guys say she is nasty just cause of that. so, would you?
and dont say anna kournakova is a hotter tennis player. yea, she is hotter, but no, she isnt a tennis player

Heavy
03-05-2004, 09:05 PM
After seeing that new commercial i was thinking about this. That bitch is hot as fuck. Theres pictures around of her in that black, one piece, skin tight deal. Id molest her daily if givin the chance.

Easily your best and most thought out post ever.

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Snoogans
03-05-2004, 09:07 PM
Easily your best and most thought out post ever.

thank you Mr Wadd

and how bout that fuckin SI spread, JUNGLE FEVER MAN!

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Heavy
03-05-2004, 09:08 PM
didnt see it.

http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=JohneeWadd
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Snoogans
03-05-2004, 09:12 PM
http://www.djvlad.com/assets/images/db_images/db_serena_bikini6.jpg

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TheMojoPin
03-05-2004, 09:17 PM
Her ass is a thing of majesty.

Hells yesh.

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KERMIT
03-05-2004, 09:23 PM
Hell ya

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Heavy
03-05-2004, 09:41 PM
that pics ok

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ORACLE NEVER!!!

Snoogans
03-05-2004, 09:42 PM
its the only one of it i could find on goodle, there were better, but

whatever, google her yourself, a bunch of shit of her in tight outfits

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MHasegawa
03-05-2004, 10:50 PM
After watching that Nike commercial where she's a volleyball player, I vote yes.

Now let's see more Jennie Finch commercials.

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TheGameHHH
03-05-2004, 10:52 PM
simply put...........no

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RocOutWithYACockOUT
03-05-2004, 11:56 PM
yes!

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Johnny4
03-06-2004, 01:31 AM
Yes. I think Ron has always made a good point regarding these types of questions. If you can think of a couple of chics you wouldn't bang, your gay.

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

East Side Dave
03-06-2004, 06:24 AM
I'd nail her and then throw what's left of me towards Venus 'cause she'd be jealous then I'd go after the Gabor girls!

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schmega
03-06-2004, 06:58 AM
nope. she's got too much of her dad's face.

jocefus
03-06-2004, 07:45 AM
like a screen door in a tornado

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Melrapuo
03-06-2004, 07:59 AM
Definitely

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CYYYFYYY
03-06-2004, 10:23 AM
She is not top 10 celebs I would bang... chances are not top 50...... I would still bang her!!!!!!!!

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walking joint
03-06-2004, 10:26 AM
no

Hottub
03-06-2004, 10:42 AM
Again?

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JustJon
03-06-2004, 01:25 PM
Does "fuck that shit" mean I'd fuck her? Does "tear that shit up" mean destory her and all pictures of her? I'm so confused.

But either way, the answer is no.

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A.J.
03-06-2004, 01:32 PM
Sure.

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ADF
03-06-2004, 02:03 PM
I don't find her attractive. El no.

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mdr55
03-06-2004, 02:11 PM
Once you go Black, you can't go back. Bang that azz.

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Arienette
03-06-2004, 02:13 PM
i think she'd kill me.

yes.

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JohnnyCash
03-06-2004, 05:45 PM
Hell no! Shes a man.

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NITRON
03-06-2004, 06:39 PM
Serena has "sexy muscles" as opposed to Joanie Laurer (Chyna) who is too masculine.

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Tazz
03-06-2004, 08:27 PM
Absolutely

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Furtherman
03-09-2004, 11:03 AM
This message was edited by Furtherman on 9-29-04 @ 2:35 PM

Tall_James
03-09-2004, 11:07 AM
Yes


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GwEnYpOo
03-09-2004, 11:17 AM
i like guys and i like girls , but i dont like manly girls or girly guys

but hey that's my opinion

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jeffdwright2001
03-09-2004, 11:18 AM
Let's see, does she pass my test?

She has a vagina.

Yep, she's on the list. I'd do her.

sleepyeyed_Jynx
03-09-2004, 11:19 AM
My answer, HELL YEA!

And I feel sorry for those of you who said no as you haven't experienced the feel of a sister. As I'm black I have firsthand (or finger) knowledge to the zen-like feeling of the stinky chocolate if ya follow me. And plus..."I like big buts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks by with a itty bitty waste and a round thing in your face, you get sprung!"

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blade
03-09-2004, 11:39 AM
I would definetly do that beautiful ebony princess. Any guy who would'nt kill to have her thick thighs around his waist is GAY.

Hottub
03-09-2004, 11:43 AM
Let's see, does she pass my test?

She has a vagina.

Yep, she's on the list. I'd do her.




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Freakshow
03-09-2004, 12:26 PM
Anything that good enough for LaVar is good enough for me

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CrinkleCrinkle
03-10-2004, 04:49 PM
I would bang the ass off of her and she's got a helluva back shelf so that could very well take a while. She's also got rack for days so I'd need to have a mirror on the side so I could watch them rock and roll titties while I owned that ass. You know when she got close she'd be POWERfucking your ass too. If you brought her to Orgasmville using your oral talents she'd pop your head like a zit on the climax with her powerful thighs.

Let's see if I can figure this pic post shit out...in case the hotlink doesn't work I'll post the URL too.

http://s.a.cnn.net/si/features/2004_swimsuit/images/athletes/popups/serena01b.jpg

http://s.a.cnn.net/si/features/2004_swimsuit/images/athletes/popups/serena01b.jpg

http://s.a.cnn.net/si/features/2004_swimsuit/images/athletes/popups/serena03b.jpg

http://s.a.cnn.net/si/features/2004_swimsuit/images/athletes/popups/serena03b.jpg

http://www.urbantherapy.org/files/serena.jpg

http://www.urbantherapy.org/files/serena.jpg

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Snoogans
03-10-2004, 04:56 PM
after that pic, id bang her 6 times and let her slam me off a chair

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silera
03-10-2004, 05:22 PM
She's already survived the beating with the ugly stick, why make her suffer anymore?


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Dudeman
03-10-2004, 05:32 PM
She's already survived the beating with the ugly stick, why make her suffer anymore?


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AppleBoy
09-04-2004, 05:35 AM
All you nay sayers watch the US Open this week and then tell me you wouldn't hit it.

She's had on some pretty interesting outfits this week, as usual.

Outfits or not, bad knee or not, I'd hit it.


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Justice4all
09-04-2004, 05:48 AM
I'd fuck her 5 times over, flip her on her stomach and do it again so I could have her twice the same way.
Damn she is hot.

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canofsoup15
09-04-2004, 05:51 AM
I'd Match Set that shit.

Is that a tennis thing?

I'd checkmate that ass.

Chess it is.

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reeshy
09-04-2004, 06:31 AM
ABSOLUTELY NOT.....her dick is bigger than mine!!!!!!

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mothershucker
09-04-2004, 11:46 AM
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I shucked it, and I shucked it, and I shucked it, i'm quite the mother shucker

TheMojoPin
09-04-2004, 12:10 PM
With gusto.

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golfcourseguy
09-04-2004, 03:40 PM
The bonus is: love to her means nothing.

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FUNKMAN
09-04-2004, 04:25 PM
it's a little scary that when she turns sideways you can't see her nose...

my older brother told me that once when i met a Phillipine girl at a dance club...

me: man ain't she hot

older brother: what are you talking about? when that girl turns sideways you can't even see her nose...

let's just say Serenas got nuthin on Carl Eller...

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keithy_19
09-04-2004, 08:46 PM
No. She isn't my type. And hell, I might be called a racist, but I do not find a lot of black girls to be hot.

And if I'm going to bang a tennis player it's going to be Sharapova.

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