What does Aquaman Eat?

[Reephdweller]

Since he is a friend of the sea would he eat fish and other sealife? Or would he stick to plants, plankton, and seaweed? Also, if he does eat fish, does he do it in front of other fish, or does it run off somewhere to do it? I also have to wonder if he eats it raw, or cooks the fish.

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[sr71blackbird]

Maybe he eats sushi?

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Aquaman only eats the D

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He eats tofu, silly!

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[Reephdweller]

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[sr71blackbird]

I know what I'D EAT!!!

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[TheMojoPin]

We eat animals, why wouldn't Aquaman eat fish?

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[42nd-delay]

Does he just command the fish to swim into his mouth?

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[FUNKMAN]

he eats what all the other fish eat... worms

do you think he ever gets thirsty?

do you think he pisses in his suit?

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[monsterone]

i would eat humans if i had mind-control over them.



do you think he ever gets thirsty?

do you think he pisses in his suit?



hell yes, he sets up on a beach and drinks corona.

hell yes, i'd pee on half of you if i had mind-control.

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[jeffdwright2001]

It's not the pissing so much that's a big deal. It's when he has to take a crap.

Maybe he should modify his suit so that it has that flap in the back with buttons. That way he could open the flap and crap on the move. I can't imagine he'd want to stay in the area anyway.

Then again, you should crap where you eat, so maybe he pops onto land to take care of business in someone's lawn. Certainly enough people piss in his ocean.

[DarkHippie]

He eats fish, seaweed, and Aqualad.

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[FUNKMAN]

i wonder if he uses Aqua Velva and is an Aquarius?

hmmm

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[Jack_Doff]

Remember the good old days when Ron did this bit on the show in NY? Man, I miss those guys.

[TheMojoPin]

And when they just did it AGAIN like two weeks ago here in DC?

Aquaman fishes with his FISHOOK.

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[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

how does he have sex with his wife to make a baby, I mean how does he batch in her without the sperm just floating away.

Or maybe she lays eggs

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[TheMojoPin]

how does he have sex with his wife to make a baby, I mean how does he batch in her without the sperm just floating away.

People HAVE had sex in water before...y'know?

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[CaptClown]

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[Reephdweller]

And when they just did it AGAIN like two weeks ago here in DC?

Aquaman fishes with his FISHOOK.



I just heard it again the other day, and I remembered the time they did it in New York. A classic bit and question that I thought should be discussed on the board. :)

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[El Mudo]

i wonder if he uses Aqua Velva and is an Aquarius?


Maybe he uses AquaBan as a diuretic?

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