How Many Mountain Dews Would it Take To Kill You?

[PanterA]

It would take
279.20454524999996
12 oz. cans of
Mountain Dew
ingested in one sitting to kill you.

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[shamus mcfitzy]

yeah, but how many Surges?

I once drank 16 and wished i was dead

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[serVice]

Is there any rationale for that, any reason that 260.59 mountain dews would kill me? Is it the sugar intake, the caffeine, the vast amounts of water? What part of 260 mountain dews would be my downfall?

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[Mike Teacher]

Take the can, rip it in half, and then plunge the sharp edges into the soft flesh behind your neck and you can hit the Medulla and you will drop like a light swit...

oh

ummmm...

nevermind

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[fluffernutter]

316.43181795

I guess it pays to be a fat fuck piece of shit.

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[Tall_James]

428.11363604999996


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[Freakshow]

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For a large sum of money, I would try to prove it.

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[Patches]

248.181818

That is however, 248.181818 more Mountain Dews than I plan to drink anyway. Shit's nasty.

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[jeffdwright2001]

347.4545452 cans of Dew.

2hich is a good thing to know. But to be honest, after 347.4545451 cans of Dew, I just don't have room for any more.

[JustJon]

210.95454529999998

In my heyday, I'm sure I came close to that, but now I just drink diet sodas, often decaffeinated.

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[Jack_Doff]

I disagree with this. When I was in college, Pepsi products were featured in the cafeteria including Mountain Dew. I guy I played football with started feeling funny and the doctors decided that he had an irregular heartbeat that was most likely due to the Dew. His heartbeat was racing, I guess because of all the caffeine. The heavier you are, the more likely you are to have heart problems, so I would think it would take fewer cans to cause death, not more like this website suggests. With that being said, the number they quoted me was 431.84. Thats a lot of Dew.

[Tall_James]

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[mikeyboy]

205.99090894

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[TheMojoPin]

EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

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[reeshy]

Who the hell cares how many??? I wouldn't touch that shit on a bet!!!! I smelled that crap once and it made my right nostril close up for 5 days!!! Fuck that crap!!!!1

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[Snoogans]

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[ADF]

I'm a lightweight.. only 198.54545439999998 Dews to kill yours truly. Maybe I should switch to Diet Dew.

What happens when leave your dippity outside overnight?

You wake up with Dippity Dew.

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[Katylina]

Do you think it would be easy to drown in a Mountain Dew?

Hey-- this is a shady way to obtain a person's weight.

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[GwEnYpOo]

i'd jump in poool of mountain dew , as long as i didn't have to drink any of it

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[Arienette]

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[Patches]

Yes it is.

A scale where 1 lb= 1.24090909 Killer Dews.

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I'm screwed.

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[keithy_19]

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Wow, I'm glad I don't drink that. 7-UP FOR LIFE!

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