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Patches
03-11-2004, 05:32 AM
The column is titled "Wife meets perfect match after husband strikes out." In the letter, the writer describes herself as a 34-year-old mother of three who has been married for 10 years to a man who is "greedy, selfish, inconsiderate and rude."

The writer says her husband, Gene, gave her a bowling ball for her birthday - complete with the holes drilled to fit his fingers and embossed with his name. Undeterred, the woman decides to learn to bowl and heads to the local lanes, where she meets another man, Franco, who is "kind, considerate and loving."

They fall in love and Franco proposes.

"I no longer love Gene," writes Stuck in a Love Triangle. "I want to divorce him and marry Franco. At the same time, I'm worried that Gene won't be able to move on with his life. I also think our kids would be devastated. What should I do?"


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Hoojibs
03-11-2004, 05:47 AM
Does Gene work in the noo-clear plant and loves mmmmm...donuts?

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JustJon
03-11-2004, 05:50 AM
"I'm going out to my car to make love to my wife, and I won't be back for ten minutes!"

I read that on cnn.com yesterday. Funny shit. IT was pulled once the syndicate sent the column to papers and one of the editors of one of the papers caught it.

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Tall_James
03-11-2004, 05:52 AM
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