What commercial do you absolutely despise?

[Patches]

2 come to mind-

Zoom-Zoom- someone's got to make a parody where that kid get smacked by a 72 Dodge.

Taco Bell-

"Hey what do you want to do tonight?"

"Let's go clubbing!"

Sends shivers down my spine. How does anyone think these are good ideas?

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[A.J.]

Practically all of the commercials on WJFK.

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[Snoogans]

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[schmega]

budweiser true music. they always have the shittiest 'artists' talking about how to make garbage.

[RocOutWithYACockOUT]

EVERY single commercial put on by The Truth. I also hate those anti marijuana commercials

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[reeshy]

Any commercial where the subject is feminine hygiene!!!! God, makes me wanna puke!!!!

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[Melrapuo]

I forget what its for, but that one commercial where the have a split screen and all the different people are singing "Come Together" or something. When they get to the one part where that one girl sings and her voice is just a bit more audible than everyone elses, and she says "together" a little slower than everyone else. That annoys the hell outta me.

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[walking joint]

I also hate those anti marijuana commercials


the one with the kids at the drive thru is pretty funny. stoned food runs rule.

[newport king]

the one for some sort of natural form of erection pill with the guy that can't stop smiling. and the one with the travel website with that awful song "we met, on the internet..." and its some chick and a guy in an airplane chair. i just hate the song with that one.

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[HBox]

I hate with a passion any commercial where they have 13 goddamned people each saying one word in a sentence, except the part where the all repeat one stressed word. There's too many of these kinds of commercials to count, just about all of them for financial or tech companies.

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[East Side Dave]

I hate car commercials! I can't afford saltines, what the shit do I care about getting low finance on the first three months of my lease (whatever that even means)!! Fuck you, Toyota!!

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[billyio]

Here's a radio commercial that I detest: I think its for Epson printers and they have some hoarse-voiced woman singing "Baby baby,I like the way you move" and then have a supposed better version singing the same lines. Both versions suck!

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[SatCam]

EVERY single commercial put on by The Truth. I also hate those anti marijuana commercials

Those are the BEST commercials!! Especially the anti-weed ones. They always know how to tickle my funny bone. I mean killing your friend with a gun that you think is not loaded? Dude, that is so rehearsed!!

So, anyone's gential herpes flairing up?

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[Se7en]

I currently hate the one with the two tools trying to find a parking space to the game while "The Jeffersons" theme song plays in the plays in the background.

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[Arienette]

the phosphorus commercial they just played on wjfk. absolutely awful

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[42nd-delay]

That directTV commercial with "Harry, it's time to take out the trash", etc

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[sexy bastard]

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[who6489]

the one for some sort of natural form of erection pill with the guy that can't stop smiling.

It's for Enzite. I can't stand it as well! There's a few and they are on ESPNnews CONSTANTLY!
"This is Bob. Bob is doing well....etc."

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
KILL BOB!!! :mad:

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[Patches]

That directTV commercial with "Harry, it's time to take out the trash", etc


That one is actually for Timewarner Cable DVR. I hate it too; how about, "Harry, stop watching so much fucking TV, you shiftless ass!"

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[ADF]

Here's a radio commercial that I detest: I think its for Epson printers and they have some hoarse-voiced woman singing "Baby baby,I like the way you move" and then have a supposed better version singing the same lines. Both versions suck!



Ha, I was going to say that, too. I also hate any radio commercial that pretends to be a radio interview show.

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[WRESTLINGFAN]

Any commercials with chimpanzees or old people trying to act young and hip while they take out their dentures

FIRE SATHER!!!!!!!

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[Snoogans]

sexy bastard has it nailed. Frazier is a tool, but hernandez is a douche.
NO PLAY FOR MR GREY, then i guess you 2 dont get laid either, huh

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[SatCam]

It's a seasonal commercial, but it goes a little somthing like this:

"Yankees, we're gonna win TODAYYYY!!!!"

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[high fly]

I GOT IT! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

No one seems to notice this one on the radio, but I can't help but wonder how this one got through.
It's one-a them "Parent's Ad Council" or some such bullshit outfit.
In it, a bunch of kids are bragging about their parents, cutely mispronouncing words. One hears something like,
"My dad can make quarters come out of his nose!"
"Oh yeah? My dad can crush a beer can with his head!"
"Oh yeah? Well my dad can eat a whole jalapeno pepper with one bite!"
"No way! He'd explode, BOOM!"

Now you know the one I mean? Then the announcer comes on telling the listeners how important it is to spend quality time with your kids and how important for their mental health it is to give them something to be proud of.

So, aparently it's a good idea for your kids to see you crush a beer can on your head or eat whole chili peppers or other stupid shit.

" and they ask me why I drink"
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[SatCam]

I never heard that one, but there's always
"IT WAS ONLY A LITTLE POT!"
"YOU'RE GROUNDING ME?"
"IT'S JUST A LITTLE POT!!!!"

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[Arienette]

i just caught the end of the worst commercial ever. i don't even remember what it's for, but it's the one with the donnas in it. the stupid, annoying bitches are talking about how they worked so hard on their album. then they say something about how all bands probably work hard on their albums, too, "but do they stress out and cry about it?" what the fuck? you think you're the only ones that stress out over your albums? do you realize how much you suck? maybe if you were better, you'd have some right to make a statement like that. and the crying thing? way to feed right into the stereotype, stupid. ugh!

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[whoopsy]

the True Value or Home Depot commercial that's getting a lot of play lately drives me nuts. Woman goes to True Value, buys a ton of shit, then says to her husband when she gets home (I hate the way she says it in an excited, annoying voice). "Your honey-do list just got a bit longer, sorry!!"

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[Freebird]

Every stupid radio commercial that use the "ice falling in the glass" and "glass filling up with soda, liquor or beer" sound effects. Like we don't get that they're selling something to drink.

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[SixPack]

:Shudders: The psychotic Bunnies singing "Here Comes Peter Cotton Tail" for Toys R Us. That one is just frightening.


Although I would like to take that "Looks like your Honey Do list just got a bit longer" bitch and a lock her in a crawl space.

[ChickenHawk]

These new Miller Genuine Draft comercials, where people "break up" with their Budweiser 'cuz they weren't happy with their "relationship".

STOP TALKING TO YOUR BEERS, YOU CRAZY FUCKS.

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[schmega]

i can't watch any of the espn channels these days without the fear of catching their stupid promo for the ncaa women's tournament with those bull dykes and that godawful liz phair female empowerment OH JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY YOU STUPID COOZ!

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[jeffdwright2001]

Any commerecial (they're primarily radio) that uses that annoying as hell sound of the record player needle being pulled off the record.

"Whoa, stop this commercial RIGHT NOW, because I've got something that's just CRAZY to tell you."

You know what, shove the needle and arm up your ass and then tell me about it. THAT would be crazy.

not that I feel strongly about it.

[Patches]

I fucking hate how the commercials are twice as loud as what you are watching. This is especially true for ESPN.

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