Wonderboy Termination Strategies

[samnyc]

We need to do some brainstorming on ways to get rid of Wonderboy. To quote a friend, he is a miserable failure.

Here are my ideas:

1) Pass Mikey D a roll of quarters during the big fight.

2) Raise money to buy Wonderboy a 1 way ticket back to New York.

3) Go down to WJFK with signs to protest Wonderboy's employment.

4) Send in the list of Wonderboy's failures we've collected to WJFK management

5) Start a petition, demanding that Wonderboy be terminated once we collect 500 signatures.

6) Hire a bi-plane to fly relevant messages over DC.

What do you recommend?

[Def Dave in SC]

Send Cameron a resume of someone more quaified.

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[monkeyboy]

Without the Wonderboy's fuck-ups, and with a perfect producer........ what would the show be like?

R&F need <i>someone<i> to kick around.

This message was edited by monkeyboy on 3-11-04 @ 3:55 PM

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[samnyc]

Without the WB incompetence we'd have more time to listen in awe of Fez's comic brilliance. Fez is a genius. Ron is good too.

This message was edited by samnyc on 3-11-04 @ 3:58 PM

[reeshy]

I can send WJFK management those polaroids I got of him, SatCam and DJEvelEd!!!!

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[SatCam]

You'll have it worse than Rick did after he had sex with Paris Hilton, fucker!!!!!

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[TeaBag420]

Maybe trick him into showing his penis to.... oh, wait, that's already been done.

[AnaTickle]

Have Crazy Jen stand up on the ring apron and distract the referee, use SamNYC's idea #1 above, then send ref back to the action, see Wonderboy on the mat and count him out.

[high fly]

Dose the bastard.

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[Furtherman]

I just have to mention that on Friday's show Wonderboy presented the "Know your staff" theme song and it was an exact rip off of Letterman's, as Ron brought up on the air.

Wonderboy claims he never heard of it before.

Wonderboy, you are a LIAR. A LIAR. Plus, a horrible one at that.

It may be fun to have him kicked around, but that deserves a kick in the neck.

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[Freebird]

Maybe his plane could be shot down over the Sea of Japan. It spun and crashed into the water. There were no survivors.

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I'm about to turn it up a notch!

[jafter]

Friday's show was a repeat. Lay off the Wonderboy, he is trying really hard.

Even though today, Spoon left the mikes on during the commercial. I think I heard a neck slap once Ronnie found out.

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[Furtherman]

Actually it was Thursday's show... my mistake. He's trying really hard? That may be but his "Know your staff" is exactly - note for note - what Letterman has been doing for years and years. But no, he never heard it before. He just came up with the same idea. One of the many brilliant ideas he spews forth like a geyser.

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