$2,583,311.16 dollar checking account balance!

[Patches]

At least that's what the next chick I give my phone number to will think I have.

I got money from an ATM machine and there was a few receipts sitting on top of it. I took a look at one, and the person's balance was $2,583,311.16. So my plan is to strike up a conversation with a girl at a bar, and when I go to give her my number, scramble around for some paper, and voila! innocently write it on the receipt! Brilliant!

And yes, I know this was a bit on the Radio Chick. Where do you think I got the idea!?

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[StupidGirlllll]

That is so funny... I hope it works out... Imagine having all that $ in your checking account... Imagine how much $ they have in theirsavings account.

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[JPMNICK]

that person is a fuckign idiot. The FDIC only insures up to 100,000 per account. and if you did have that much money, why on earth would you tie it to an account that has an ATM card. some people are just beyond stupid.

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[Patches]

I don't know, but hopefully his/her idiocy will by my lay.

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[Katylina]

Why don't you just write down your phone number on the back of a polaroid picture of your cock? I'm sure that has a lot of digits as well.

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[Patches]

A Polaroid cannot do justice to the majesty of my cock.

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[JustJon]

that's right, they have substandard zoom lenses.

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[gypsy]

Why would anyone leave that much in the bank. They've gotta be making .3% interest or something piss poor.

[Patches]

that's right, they have substandard zoom lenses


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I guess we're just gonna have to find out big boy!

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[newport king]

genius!

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[Heavy]

Yea, you just scramble around and, oh look , my ATM reciept.....from >insert date here<, and its just happens to be in my pocket because i dont due laundry.

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[mikeyboy]

Yea, you just scramble around and, oh look , my ATM reciept.....from >insert date here<, and its just happens to be in my pocket because i dont due laundry.


So pull it out of your jacket pocket.

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Don't you think it's odd that someone would leave a reciept for that much on top of an ATM, Watson?

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[monsterone]

true story: in college, i was working at this bar. from time to time we'd get some wierd celeb come in. so for a few months we had kevin dillon (brother of matt) come in; he was in a film shooting near by.

he thought he was the man and playing his game with the local hunnies. so he's making this chick and gave her his number. he wrote it on the back a macy's receipt for a $800 movado.

i guess she wasn't impressed cuz i found it cleaning of the bar at the end of the night. i actually gave it to my sister as one of her presents for xmas as a goof.

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[Heavy]

So pull it out of your jacket pocket


Summers coming. Why didnt you mention i spelled "do" wrong?

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[TheMojoPin]

It was disgustingly predictable.

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[Patches]

Well now that my parade has been thouroughly pissed on, I say good day.



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[Emeril_Dice]

Well now that my parade has been thouroughly pissed on, I say good day.





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[stickyfingers]

i guess she wasn't impressed cuz i found it cleaning of the bar at the end of the night. i actually gave it to my sister as one of her presents for xmas as a goof.


That was thoughtful...did you throw a couple of empty cans in her stocking too?




And yes, I know this was a bit on the Radio Chick. Where do you think I got the idea!?


Unfortunately for you, I think she may have gotten the idea from Tom Leykis. Really.



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