My ex called me today to say she is ill.....

[CYYYFYYY]

My ex.... Well, she really isn't really my ex but we definitely are not dating.... She lives in Cali/Florida/and NYC..... Currently she is in NY. Anywayz.... She called me saying her chest is hurting because of her boob job. Should I send her a card? They really should make cards for this type of thing.

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[Lisa Croft]

Pain from a boob job is not "ill". She did it to herself. No sympathy is in order. I can't imagine actually feeling sorry for a person for something like that. However, a card is nice if you feel so inclined.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

No. Don't send her a card.

It's elective surgery. She wanted bigger boobs? She paid for it and that's the consequences.

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[CYYYFYYY]

Worry not I do not feel sorry for her (Especially since she had good sized breasts to begin with!!!).... I did tell her if it still hurts when she comes to NY that I would massage it

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[monsterone]

offer to massage her titties out of kindness. if she wants to return the favor, offer her the opportunity to slob it.

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[KC2OSO]

"She lives in Cali/Florida/and NYC..... Currently she is in NY"

So, she likes to dance or she's in sales?

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[IrishAlkey]

She sprung a leak and she's been flying across the country ever since.

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[Heavy]

Offer to break her scar tissue for her.

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[JohnnyCash]

I think if you actually find a card that says "Sorry your new boobs are hurting you" you should definetely send it to her.

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[TheMojoPin]

I think the nice girls in those darling adult films are my girlfriends, too.

Now, we are married.

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[CYYYFYYY]

Whoops.... she is currently in Cali

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[Snoogans]

YOUR NOT REALLY DATING JENNA JAMISON

sorry to tell you, she's ALLLLLLL Mojo's

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[keithy_19]

This is what you do...

You go to her house and when she asks you to come in you hit her with a fish. A big fat stinkin' fish.

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[FUNKMAN]

tell her you will kiss the boo-boo, or is that boo-bie-boo? hmmmm

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[mikeyboy]

This is what you do...

You go to her house and when she asks you to come in you hit her with a fish. A big fat stinkin' fish.


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[keithy_19]

So Mikey Boy, I can't be silly?

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[FUNKMAN]

So Mikey Boy, I can't be silly?


don't be silly

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[Heavy]

So Mikey Boy, I can't be silly?


Well you can be silly, but apparently you cant be funny.

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[keithy_19]

Damn, I wanted to be funny too. I guess I'll just go and complain about some girls.

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[Jennitalia]

sounds like it's more a cry out for attention. don't send her a card.

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We could make a fortune selling dysfunctional greeting cards.

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goodbye girl

[bigbaldirish]

i saw a card that said

congratulations on your new piercing.

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