Marie Osmond Is Taking The Shock Out Of Jock!!!

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LEHI, Utah -- Marie Osmond is taking the shock out of jock. As the Federal Communications Commission cracks down on broadcast indecency, Osmond's nationally syndicated and family friendly radio show, "Marie & Friends," is hitting the airwaves.

"It's safe radio," said the 44-year-old Osmond, a member of the famously squeaky-clean performing Utah family. "That's one of the things we're going for is to be safe, and funny and clever and quick-witted without getting to the blue side."

The debut of Osmond's show last month came as broadcasters nationwide are responding to pressure generated by Janet Jackson's Super Bowl flash.

"We all have choices," said Osmond, whose show mixes congenial conversation and the occasional celebrity guest with familiar songs. "You have to be 21 to be able to go into a strip bar. Why are you bringing the strip bar into my living room?"

http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/news/wire/sns-ap-radio-marie-osmond,0,2492031.story?coll=sns-ap-entertainment-headlines


I swear to fuck!!!! If this stupid C says one off color remark, or one word that is offensive to me, I will be writing a strongly worded letter to the FCC. This cunt bastard is probably in on this right wing cuntspiracy to fuck up my listening pleasure.

Let's listen to the "I'm Alittle Bit Country, I'm Alittle Bit Rock & Roll Song" for the ten thousanth time:

Marie Osmond: *singing* "I'm a little bit cunt...........ry"

Donnie Osmond: "Sis!!!! You cunt say that!!!!

Marie Osmond: "Sorry"

Donnie Osmond: *singing* I'm a little bit Cock & Balls----DOH!! Now look what you've done"

*In struts controversial shock jock Howard Stern*

Howard Stern: "Hey lemme try" *singing* "I'm a little bit shocking, I'm alittle bit offensive"

Marie Osmond: "I'm a little bit happy, I'm alittle bit cotton candy"

Howard Stern: "I'm a little bit Penis, I'm alittle bit tight in the pants"

Marie Osmond: "I'm alittle bit boring, I'm alittle bit so last century"

Howard Stern: "I'm alittle bit F‘ces, I'm a little bit Diarrhea"

Marie Osmond: "I'm a little bit wrinkled, I'm a little bit menopause"

Howard Stern: "I'm a li----"

Marie Osmond: "I'm alittle bit hot flash, I'm a little bit vaginal dryness"

Howard Stern: "I'm a----"

Marie Osmond: "I'm a little bit night sweats, I'm alittle bit Period dress, I'm alttle bit mid-life crisis. I'm alittle bit depression, I'm a little bit broken clit, I'm a little bit lustless, I'm aliitle bit hair on chin, I'm alittle bit suicidal!!! I'M A LITTLE BIT MENTAL!!!!! I'M ALITTLE BIT HOMICIDE!!!!! I'M A LITTLE BIT INCEST!!!!!!"

Howard Stern: "I-----"

Donnie Osmond: "C'mere Sis, let me cure that vaginal dryness!!!"

Howard Stern: "Fuck you Mormon fucks!!! Fuck you ALL and your 10 wives!!! I'm going to satellite"

*Donnie & Marie are ignoring Howard, in a 69 eating each others pussies*

Donnie Osmond: "Ohhh Sis, your asshole is so squeaky clean"

Marie Osmond: "The only brown down there is Michael Powell Bro"





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Damn I want to bang that Marie Osmond.

It was in reference to her that someone once said that she was "...saving "it" for her second husband...", a line which I promptly, shamelessly stole, and now use in reference to Republican women.

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"It's safe radio," said the 44-year-old Osmond,

Translation: boring.

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"It's safe radio," said the 44-year-old Osmond, a member of the famously squeaky-clean performing Utah family. "That's one of the things we're going for is to be safe, and funny and clever and quick-witted without getting to the blue side."


This may be gratuitously mean, but I'd like to hear how "safe" her show is on a day when she gets her psychotropic meds mixed up.

Actually, Ed may not be that far off.



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[high fly]

I have that poster.
It's on the ceiling above my bed...

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[East Side Dave]

I'd like to fit Marie Osmond for braces, if you know what I mean!!!



I meant I like orthodontistry is all!

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You seen those VooDoo wont-ever-be-able-to-blink-again eyes of hers since that facelift? I saw that and it scared me to death.

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i always thought she was very pretty and very nice... i wonder if she was a Colgate or Crest user...

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i wonder if she was a Colgate or Crest user...


Only Pat Morita is allowed to use Colgate, you sick bastard!!! PAT MORITAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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okay! but what about machio?

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Fuck Ralph Machio!!! That's right!! You heard me right!! I SAID IT!! FUCK RALPH MACHIO AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!!!!

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okay! I think she uses Colgate anyway...

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Don't you just want to give Marie a good "hate fuckin'?"




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Marie Osmond in a strip bar. That I would pay to see.

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[Katylina]

"hate fuckin'?"


Is that when you are going out with someone and plan on breaking up with them because they broke your heart, but choose to fuck them hardcore before kicking them to the curb after you have an orgasm?

Not from personal experience or anything.

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Is that when you are going out with someone and plan on breaking up with them because they broke your heart, but choose to fuck them hardcore before kicking them to the curb after you have an orgasm?


Why do I find that very hot?

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