Drunk Polish Penguin Arrested on Tractor

[Reephdweller]

WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish Benedictine nun is facing jail for driving a tractor into a car while drunk outside her convent in southwestern Poland, police said on Friday.


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[sr71blackbird]

I wonder where she picked up such a bad..habbit.... ah gee gee gee..

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[ADF]

I don't understand how she could get involved in such nunsense.

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[A.J.]

Was she drinking this stuff?

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[Reephdweller]

A priest asks a nun if he can walk her back to the convent. She says, "Just this once." Upon arriving, he asks if he can kiss her. She replies, "Well, alright, as long as you don't get into the habit."

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[Arienette]

that's not a drunk penguin...

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[bigbaldirish]

damn it i thought it was another game with the yeti and the baseball bat/.

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[TheMojoPin]

Good thing she didn't flee the scene...I HATE nuns on the run...

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