Die?

[keithy_19]

When am I going to die?

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[newport king]

soon.

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[sr71blackbird]

Keith, dont think about stuff like that, youll be around like 3 decades after all of us are in the ground. Why dont you look into making a blog?

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[keithy_19]

Soon? Good times.

Srb, death is something that I'm not afraid of or anything. I find it a fun topic to talk about and write about. I need help.

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[newport king]

i want to go in a hail of bullets getting off hip shots at the cops.

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[newport king]

i'd also like to go downnnnnnnn in a blaze of glorrrrrryy!!!

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[furie]

don't tease us like this


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[keithy_19]

I've already thought about how I wanna go. And it's attached to a firework. So when it goes up and explodes I'll go out with a boom and my ashes would be scattered all over.

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[monsterone]

just read your threads over and over; you'll bore yourself to death in no time. like dying in your sleep.

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moe & horde king,
come back soon
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[billyio]

I've already thought about how I wanna go. And it's attached to a firework. So when it goes up and explodes I'll go out with a boom and my ashes would be scattered all over


This has to be one of the more crazier things I've read on this board. Yet, I'm intrigued. Bottlerocket or Roman candle?

See Ya!

[mikeyboy]

Why dont you look into making a blog?


I couldn't agree with this suggestion more.


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[monsterone]

Bottlerocket or Roman candle?


i'm thinking about a couple of snakes and a few sparklers.

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[keithy_19]

Neither. Maybe one of those thigns that spin on the ground and make loud noise. But it would be a big one.

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[keithy_19]

Mikey, I just wanna get to 1000 posts tonight.

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[monsterone]

keith i'll drive to south of the border and pick up a few cases of jumping jacks if we can wrap you up like a mummy. come on, you young kids like jackass, right???

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[billyio]

Tie yourself to some jumping jacks. That hopping is gooood exercise. It increases your explosiveness,if that's your sort of thing.

See Ya!

[furie]

I've already thought about how I wanna go. And it's attached to a firework. So when it goes up and explodes I'll go out with a boom and my ashes would be scattered all over.


no more loony tunes for you.


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[mikeyboy]

Mikey, I just wanna get to 1000 posts tonight.



I should have figured that out. You've been post-whoring for the last week. In the future, if you're hung up on post count, run up your numbers in the game room so the people who read this board don't have to weed through posts that add nothing.


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[Iamnotatool]

Keithy BoSuicide?



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Please don't hold my huge nutbag against me, or I'll hold it against you that you have flapjack tits

[Mike Teacher]

Mikey, I just wanna get to 1000 posts tonight.


Oh Mike PLEASE put him on vacation before he hits 1000 PLEASE.

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[smiler grogan]

I hate admitting this but this little runts topics can be amusing. This one for example isn't bad at all. He just over does it by the whore posting. Also he's very self absorbed which I think explains the topics of his posts.

[smiler grogan]

I'm gonna go for a thousand posts tonight also!!

[jamesdiggy]

When am I going to die?

When this thread hits 100 replies. So live, live whilst you can damnit!

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[furie]

Mikey, I just wanna get to 1000 posts tonight.


Oh Mike PLEASE put him on vacation before he hits 1000 PLEASE.

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KeithyBoBeefy
On Vacation...



hehe


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[mikeyboy]

Oh Mike PLEASE put him on vacation before he hits 1000 PLEASE.



Done and done, but just for an hour. Consider it a timeout.

This is the post that set me off (in the unfortunate foods thread)


I love food. Just not this food.


Shocking abuse of authority on my part.


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[smiler grogan]

almost there.........almost.....there.

[monsterone]

Oh Mike PLEASE put him on vacation before he hits 1000 PLEASE.



Done and done, but just for an hour. Consider it a timeout.

This is the post that set me off (in the unfortunate foods thread)


I love food. Just not this food.


Shocking abuse of authority on my part.


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though i have a lil way to go before i hit 5000, but i give you full permission to do the same for me. i laughed my balls off.

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[Melrapuo]

You should've waited til he got 999 posts, to make the "vacation" so much more frustrating.

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[mdr55]

If you rent/buy the "Final Destination" DVD, there is a section that will answer your question. It asks a couple of questions then gives you the EXACT date when you're going to Expire. Scary Stuff.

If you can't wait that long, get the movie "The Ring" on VHS (does not work if you watch it on DVD), and watch it- you have 7 DAYS until you Croak.

But if you ask me, what's the fun knowing. It's better to expect the unexpected. The THRILL is knowing that 1 day we will all die eventually but not knowing when makes it more FUNNER to LIVE!!!

So the next time you celebrate your Birthday, think of it as 1 year closer to death. :eg:

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[Def Dave in SC]

AS long as you continue to waste your life on this board, it really doesnt matter when you die, for you are already dead inside.

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[Katylina]

I always had a great appreciation for whores. That's why I think KeithyBoBeefy is A-OK in my book.

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[Furtherman]

So, Kiefy Kiefy Bo Beefy wants to go out on a firecracker?

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[keithy_19]

Yea...I guess I was post whoring a little. But I mean, theres been other stupid posts on here.

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[keithy_19]

But I can appreciate a good joke. I was just frightful that I would be gone for awhile.

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[keithy_19]

And would you look at that. Super poster, finally. I'm gunna go celebrate.

Hun, get the noise makers!

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[Freakshow]

Hun, get the noise makers!

What, are you from Baltimore or something?

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[GwEnYpOo]

i cry when i think about death








death is bad











go away

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so im just kickin it im countin the days i hardly can wait for us to hang out im really missing it in so many ways i anticipate us makin out

[JesterOfSadness]

I have dreams where I die and I see how it affects people I know.

I never saw everyone so happy.

Better yet, Just swallow some jacks-CM Punk

[keithy_19]

Oh Gwen, think about it this way. Life sucks so much here, you have to make it good. When your dead, you can be free in a sense.

I've had dreams when I've died. The dream usually takes me to my funeral. And its a cloudy day. Weird stuff.

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[DeltaPin]

I've already thought about how I wanna go. And it's attached to a firework. So when it goes up and explodes I'll go out with a boom and my ashes would be scattered all over.


Ooooh! Aaaaah!

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[Katylina]

Hun, get the noise makers!


Ohhh-- we must get fireworks to celebrate too!!!


you're going down bitch

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[Arienette]

Oh Gwen, think about it this way. Life sucks so much here, you have to make it good. When your dead, you can be free in a sense.
so is it good or isn't it? if there's hope for happiness, then stop dwelling on death. if not, then there's no reason to live.

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[SatCam]

Keith, please, PLEASE don't write poems.

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[keithy_19]

Sorry, SatCam. I have to write them for my creative writing class. My teacher says I'm really good.

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[JesterOfSadness]

My teacher said I was really good too, until i found out they confiscated(sp?) my poems/drawings and made me go see the school therapist. They made up bullshit saying that i was going to make homicide then commit suicide. Which my poems/drawings had nothing to do with that. They called EVERY member of my family and told them. Dont trust teachers with that shit Keith

Better yet, Just swallow some jacks-CM Punk

[SatCam]

Bitch
By Keithy

Bitch
Don't go with that guy.
Bitch,
That guy's an asshole.
Bitch,
I'll ring your throat.

Death
By Keithy

When will we die?
Will it be when we grow old?
Will it be from an overdose of my anti-deppressants?
Will we die soon?
Will we die never?
Death, I don't know you much.

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[keithy_19]

This teacher is someone I've known for awhile. She used to go to my church before she got married. I wrote a lot of real depressing things, she already asked the whole are you ok thing. I lied right to her face and said yes.

And SatCam, my writing uses much more detailed words and imagery.

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[SatCam]

I would never credit you with my GOOD work.

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

When am I going to die?


Here ya go. (http://www.deathclock.com/)

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She said Jesus had a twin who knew nothing about sin.

[Katylina]

My teacher said I was really good too, until i found out they confiscated(sp?) my poems/drawings and made me go see the school therapist. They made up bullshit saying that i was going to make homicide then commit suicide. Which my poems/drawings had nothing to do with that. They called EVERY member of my family and told them. Dont trust teachers with that shit Keith


Did they call your fourth cousins as well? You are the darkest person!!

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[JesterOfSadness]

Did they call your fourth cousins as well? You are the darkest person!!



Har Har very funny

Better yet, Just swallow some jacks-CM Punk

[Melrapuo]

according to deathclock.com, I'm gonna live to be almost 97. Very kool.

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[JesterOfSadness]

June 10,2059 is when my time is done

Better yet, Just swallow some jacks-CM Punk

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

According to mine, I'll die in June.

In lieu of flowers, I'm accepting donations for the Alice S. Fuzzybutt Memorial Foundation. Proceeds will go towards, uhhh, stuff. Stuff that will benefit mankind.

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She said Jesus had a twin who knew nothing about sin.

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[mdr55]

This teacher is someone I've known for awhile. She used to go to my church before she got married. I wrote a lot of real depressing things, she already asked the whole are you ok thing. I lied right to her face and said yes.


Yeah...but was she HOT????

(I'm going to Disney World) paid for by StupidGirlll

[smiler grogan]

almost there.

[ADF]

September 24th, 2046? I better start eating more broccoli.

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