Passions of the Idiot

[Katylina]

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March 17, 2004 -- A delusional man who apparently believed he was Jesus Christ built a wooden cross and tried to nail his hands to it in a horrific bid to re-create the crucifixion, police say.

But after hammering a spike through one palm, the man realized there was no way to hammer his other hand to the cross - so he dragged himself to the phone to dial 911 with his free hand.


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[TheMojoPin]

Isn't there a group down in South America that recreates the Passion every year, kinda like this?

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I also believe it's done in the Phillipines as well.

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She said Jesus had a twin who knew nothing about sin.

[Grand Master B]

But after hammering a spike through one palm, the man realized there was no way to hammer his other hand to the cross - so he dragged himself to the phone to dial 911 with his free hand.

LOL


Hey, well it's nice to see religion alive and well.

LMAO

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[ADF]

If he was really convinced in his spirituality he would've used some drywall screws with wall anchors.

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[jeffdwright2001]

the fool should have known . . . . you always nail your FEET before your hands when going solo.

[Katylina]

My favorite part is when he calls up 911, and they don't know if it's to save him or help him nail his other hand to the cross.

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[jeffdwright2001]

My favorite part is when he calls up 911, and they don't know if it's to save him or help him nail his other hand to the cross.

He should have called Noble Roman's pizza.

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[mdr55]

NOW it all makes sense.

If God sent his son or daughter to be with us in the present. We would most likely do something equivalent to what Jesus experienced when he was here.

some examples:

On the street-
Jesus 2: I'm the son of God.
chorus: Hello, police, we got a live one!

At the pschyward-
chorus: If you really at the son of God, prove it. Escape these walls!
Jesus 2: Why have you bound me in here, I have done nothing wrong.
chorus: I thought so!

After treatment and back out in the hood-
Chorus- Yo, freak! Give me your wallet!
Jesus 2- I have no earthly possessions my son. If I was back home in the kingdom, you would be showered with riches more than you can imagine.
Chorus- No money. (make the sign of a gun) BAM!!!
Jesus2- (falling in a pool of blood) Father, O father, why have you foresaken me.

Aftermath:
Body arrives at morgue as John Doe.

After several years:
Jesus 3: I am not of this plane. I am the Son of God.
Chorus: Here we go again!!!



If Jesus did come again (but he's celebate) would ANYONE believe HIM????

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[Katylina]

If Jesus did come again (but he's celebate) would ANYONE believe HIM????


No. Even priests get somethin' somethin' from little boys.

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March 17, 2004 -- A delusional man who apparently believed he was Jesus Christ built a wooden cross and tried to nail his hands to it in a horrific bid to re-create the crucifixion, police say.

But after hammering a spike through one palm, the man realized there was no way to hammer his other hand to the cross - so he dragged himself to the phone to dial 911 with his free hand.


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[DarkHippie]

I bet the Jews get blamed for it somehow ;)

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[FUNKMAN]

guess you can say the only thing holy about this guy is his hand... get it? hole-ey

praise the lord



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[DeltaPin]

I bet the Jews get blamed for it somehow

He was using the Hebrew Hammer.

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