Al Qaeda endorses George W. Bush

[HBox]

Al Qaeda endorses George W. Bush. And, no, this is not a link to the Onion. This is a Reuters story. (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20040317/wl_nm/security_spain_truce_dc&e=2&ncid=721)

The statement said it supported President Bush (news - web sites) in his reelection campaign, and would prefer him to win in November rather than the Democratic candidate John Kerry (news - web sites), as it was not possible to find a leader "more foolish than you (Bush), who deals with matters by force rather than with wisdom."


In comments addressed to Bush, the group said:


"Kerry will kill our nation while it sleeps because he and the Democrats have the cunning to embellish blasphemy and present it to the Arab and Muslim nation as civilization."


"Because of this we desire you (Bush) to be elected."

Why do Bush supporters hate America? A vote for Bush is a vote for Bin Laden.



Seriously, though, this just goes to illustrate how stupid it is to base your vote in any way on how you think the terrorists want you to vote. Something some people should have thought about before accusing a whole grieving nation of being bunch of weak willed appeasers.

And I doubt the letter is genuine, anyway. But if it is, I want that portion in bold on every damn Kerry campaign poster and ad.

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[keithy_19]

But using that could also back fire. Maybe their saying that they want Bush, meaning people will naturally vote for Kerry because Bush got the terrorist nomination.

And if Kerry gets elected we're all royally fucked.

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[smiler grogan]

please elaborate on why were royally fucked. I want examples not rhetoric please.

[keithy_19]

Think about it, if he's anything like Clinton our military and defense will be cut. We will open up ourselves to another 9/11 like attack.

I'm not saying that Bush hasn't done any wrong, but I feel safer about our country.

Kerry has changed his mind on so many things so many times you can't keep up.

I don't want my president to be a man who threw SOMEONE ELSES medals onto the white house lawn in protest of a war while people were still there and in harms way.

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This message was edited by ChickenHawk on 3-17-04 @ 9:21 PM

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But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of terrorists. Are these the sort of terrorists who would endorse the candidate of his choice, or his enemy's?


Now a clever terrorist would endorse the man they don't want to win, because he would know that only a great fool would vote for whomever Al Qaeda endorsed. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the candidate Al Qaeda endorsed. But they must have known I was not a great fool, they would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the candidate they did not endorse.

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But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of terrorists. Are these the sort of terrorists who would endorse the candidate of his choice, or his enemy's?


Now a clever terrorist would endorse the man they don't want to win, because he would know that only a great fool would vote for whomever Al Qaeda endorsed. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the candidate Al Qaeda endorsed. But they must have known I was not a great fool, they would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the candidate they did not endorse.

FUCKING FUNNY!!!

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<i>Princess Bride</i> references... always funny.

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<i>Princess Bride</i> references... always funny.

What about any of the deceased cast?
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[smiler grogan]

Hey look doomstone made not just a funny post but a fucking hilarious post.

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[Dudeman]

Bobeefy,
you take the latest sound bites for all of your "opinions." congrats, you are the mindless sheep that the meaningless political adds are directed at.


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But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of terrorists. Are these the sort of terrorists who would endorse the candidate of his choice, or his enemy's?


Now a clever terrorist would endorse the man they don't want to win, because he would know that only a great fool would vote for whomever Al Qaeda endorsed. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the candidate Al Qaeda endorsed. But they must have known I was not a great fool, they would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the candidate they did not endorse.




Beautiful, just simply beautiful. I applaud you

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[Arienette]

Bobeefy,
you take the latest sound bites for all of your "opinions." congrats, you are the mindless sheep that the meaningless political adds are directed at. at least he can't vote.

i urge everyone to read the paper every once in a while before posting in this forum. i generally stay out of here because i don't feel adequately informed, as i don't usually have time to keep up with pesky things like current events. and that's fine. but then stay out of it.

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[Dudeman]

Kerry has changed his mind on so many things so many times you can't keep up.

I don't want my president to be a man who threw SOMEONE ELSES medals onto the white house lawn in protest of a war while people were still there and in harms way.


1. Talk about switching positions, Bush ran on not doing "nation building." That's all he does now (or attempts to do.)

2. At least Kerry has medals that he could throw.


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[DarkHippie]

Hey look, Bush has a foreign leader who wants him to win too!

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i generally stay out of here because i don't feel adequately informed


I stay ot of this forum cause I feel that I AM well informed about the issues but My opinions would cloud up the atmosphere in here!!!

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And if Kerry gets elected we're all royally fucked.


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[Tall_James]

Doomstone, that was brilliant.


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We will open up ourselves to another 9/11 like attack.


First off, we were not attacked becasue there were not enough tanks on the streets.

We were attacked because, a) we were based in Saudi Arabia during the 1st Gulf War (and we stayed there afterwords)--having infidels on muslim holy lands=not good.

b) There was a HUGE, and I mean Titanic sized failure to communicate on the parts of our Intelligence Agencies.

c)The FBI did not heed the warnings of its own officers.

d) The aforementioned intelligence agnecies get so backed up that virtually no information actually gets processed.

e) The terrorists were able to get into the country and obtain visas even though several were on the terrorist watch list. Muhammed Atta, the "mastermind" was issued a visa months AFTER the attacks when every midwestern housewife knew who he was.

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