Best Ron Fez quote of the week?

[mark]

RON to a male listener on his choice of drug for his pain.[quote]
Tylenol 4 is for girls.

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This message was edited by mark on 9-8-01 @ 10:44 AM

[barry williams]

.......you are so lost........

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[mark]

stick to the topic rerun boy

TO OLD SCHOOL FOR THE BOARD? YOU JUST MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING! SEE YAA

This message was edited by mark on 9-8-01 @ 10:37 AM

[IkeaBoy]

Ron: "Let's cut gills in a baby's neck and shove it back in there"

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[skullcrush]

stick to the topic rerun boy

lol,thats rich.rerun boy,lol.

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[mark]

lol what the hell are you talking about lol

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[Dirtybird11]

RON: "we take the fetus out of the woman and surgicly attach some bird wings & stick it back in the mother..
i believe i can make flying people..u think a computer can beat our ass if we're flying?...i wanna weld a beak on a babys head" on steven hawking & evolution~
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This message was edited by PERRYNOID on 9-9-01 @ 11:46 AM

[IkeaBoy]

That entire arguement was classic.

Fez-"If the only thing you learn at MIT is to scream "Have you seen the Matrix" then send me to Massachussettes and I'll get my degree today"

Ron- "Let's shove a calculator into the baby's brain"

A few more good ones from other bits

Iris- "He fell on the ground and his eye fell out"

Ron- "We'll tattoo a fetus on a baby because we're SHOCK JOCKS!!"

"Nothing can kill The Grimace"

[Dirtybird11]

RON : " crabwalk like a good American"
we dont have to be right, we just have to be parinoid!!!
amen ronnie.

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[Death Metal Moe]

No particular disscusions jumped out at me, just the use of the word "neck slap" this week. I LIKE that word!

Oh, and the whole thing where Ron was begging for Fez to give him a knife to cut his own throat.

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[Sunrisa]

"He died of a broken heart."
You did this to him.(fezzie pointing his finger).
If there is a way, I hope Ron comes back to haunt each and every one of you.

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.
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[Dirtybird11]

excellent pull mell,

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[Captain Rooster]

Ronnie - "Get me the knife...I'm gonna slit my throat!"

Fezzy - "Do NOT give him that knife (screaming)"

That was classic!!!!!!!!!!

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[Gvac]

At Hooters the other night Ron said meeting all of us listeners was like seeing all the Batman villians in one room together.

I told him I was going to steal that line, but I gotta give credit where credit is due.

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Thanks again, WWFallon. You are an American hero.

[Dirtybird11]

Are u saying Ron and Fez went to hooters afterward?,,, see?
thats the shit that makes listening to that show so cool- I'll never forget the time he put his cigar out on my throat after i asked him for an autograph. then he starts shouting "theres your fuckin autograph freak"...

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This message was edited by PERRYNOID on 10-1-01 @ 5:19 AM

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

On the "Sean Lennon Trio"
during the simulcast:

FEZ: "Did someone just not
show up?"

RON: "Now I know what it feels
like to be gang raped."

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I wish I loved the human race; I wish I loved its silly face; I wish I liked the way it walks; I wish I liked the way it talks; And when I'm intoduced to one; I wish I thought, What jolly fun!

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[HordeKing1]

Lennay's mom: On the night Lennay was conceived I brought a girl home for him.

Ron: Isn't that cute.

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[Captain Rooster]

Ronnie -
Refering to a part of the Lennon Tribute:
"It's like a talent show at the retard academy"

Fezzy -
During the Fezzatorial:
"momma got the gangbang....anyhoo!"


It is routine for me to laugh so hard I shoot whatever beverage I am drinking out of my nose during the show!

YOU GUYS ROCK!

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God Bless America!

[Fallon]

Any quote from Fez about the apollo and the black performers at the Lennon tribute.

Fez is so scared of black people.

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[IkeaBoy]

Anything when Spacey started to things including but not limited to: "Spacey's Rockets are gonna be touring this spring" and "Spacey wasn't this scary when he chopped off Gwnyth Platrow's head and put it in a box"

Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

[Gvac]

From the Lennon Tribute -

Cindy Lauper: "Strawberry fields has become a place...
Ron: "Where you sleep"

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Thanks again, WWFallon. You are an American hero.

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[Gvac]

Discussing Rufus Wainwright -

Ron: "He's big downtown"
Fez: "Really? Stay there."

(Whatley radio rocks. Thanks for the URL, Rooster.)

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Thanks again, WWFallon. You are an American hero.

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[no legs]

too funny

who the fuck cares???

[TomPoo]

Ron: "I had that enery bar and energy drink too early, now I'm crashing."

Fez: "YOU HAD A PEPSI AND A CANDY BAR RONNIE!!!!"

REEKING of AWESOMENESS
----TomPoo

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[Sunrisa]

tompoo ...lol
!!

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[Lisa Croft]

During the simulcast:

Ron: I got good news and bad news, honey... you suck, but I'd do ya.

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[Dirtybird11]

this is a bit selfish but-
Ron about perrynoid- "fifty bucks says he's in a wheel chair and couldnt leave if he wanted to"

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wheel chair ridin' male whore

[IkeaBoy]

When Earl says he uses the Mach 3 Razor, Ron responds like "Woah, look at you Speed Racer. What's with you naming your razor?"

Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.

Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.

[Fallon]

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[IkeaBoy]

I have three so far

RON <on O&A>: good news patty, Oscar Schindler called- you made the list!

Ron: (during the Rather bit): 'Is he Man or God?' (I am still laughing from that.

And from tonight's show
Ron: The problem is now I'm starving, and I'm thinking of eating my banana.
Fez: But that would ruin your costume...your K-PAX costume.

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Carrot Man to Big Apple: I Miss my baby carrot.
Pro-War NYU Student. We're not all peace fags.
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