PLEASE HELP ME MIKE [who? me?]

[Mike Teacher]

PLEASE HELP ME MIKE

or

DID YOU GET IT?

these are the email titles I get Lately. I guess the 'Do Not Call' being as successful as it has become, as predicted, online spam is getting, as AdRock might say, CRAFTY.

Some of these peeps are getting Good. I NEVER open stuff with attachments unless I am 100% sure who it is, and even then I double check.

But some of the email Titles are funny as fuck, in that they are trying to sound REALLY PERSONAL

Mike I HEARD

MIKETEACHR Are We Still On?

And Shit like that.

Anyone else getting these, or have good ones, or am I just the lucky recipient of peronalized Spam?

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[SatCam]

Are we still on for tommarrow at 5pm for that penis implant?

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[FUNKMAN]

i get a ton of spam and it's mostly for viagra and penis enlargement...


i told them fuckers it was cold that day!!!!!!!!

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[Katylina]

I even get penis enlargement spam.

Do you think people actually do try to get their penises enlarged???

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[Furtherman]

I use to get a lot of the "Hi, I saw your profile online and wanted to meet you. My name is Cindy (or some girls name) and I'm new in town..."

But now I just delete everything I am not familiar with and now the amount I get has subsided a lot.

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[SatCam]

I recently started getting emails about stealing passwords.

And I haven't gotten emails about girls getting fucked by 12 inch horse cocks. awww!

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[reeshy]

I wish I would get emails for penis reduction!!!!

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[keithy_19]

Do you think people actually do try to get their penises enlarged???

So what if we...I mean they do!?

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[sr71blackbird]

Amazingly, I dont get any spam at all on my regular email acct. I do get some on my yahoo acct, but I delete them right away. I never even open them to see what they say. If I start emailing someone that has a tendency to send me emails that they send to a million people, right away I tell them to only send me stuff to my yahoo one, because the mass email people I think trigger the spam. My sister sends me shit like that, every cousin and friend she has she just forwards shit that was sent to her and on and on down the line. I see that and DELETE.

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[SatCam]

I wish I would get emails for penis reduction!!!!

I would want one too if I was stupid enough to get the penis elargement!

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[JustJon]

I think the number is 5% of the recipients actually respond/acknowledge spam messages. But it's enough for it to be worthwhile for the spammer.

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