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Katylina
04-01-2004, 07:56 AM
What would you do if you found our the guy you are dating is sleeping with hookers when you are not around?
UGH- only a flithy pig does that to someone.
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Def Dave in SC
04-01-2004, 08:04 AM
Is that how you got crabs?
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reeshy
04-01-2004, 08:09 AM
I'll tell my sister to leave him alone!!!!!!
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Mike Teacher
04-01-2004, 08:17 AM
i'd post some gnarly tampon stories.
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Tall_James
04-01-2004, 08:23 AM
Is it one of those hookers with a "heart of gold" like Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman" or one of those skanky, drug addicted hookers that you usually see on "Cops"?
Either way..it sucks.
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Iamnotatool
04-01-2004, 08:27 AM
Kat, I'm sorry, I told you it was only 3 hookers, and they weren't that dirty....
I guess the ED thing isn't working out....
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
04-01-2004, 08:28 AM
I seemed to have misplaced my calendar. Anyone know today's date?
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Tall_James
04-01-2004, 08:33 AM
I seemed to have misplaced my calendar. Anyone know today's date
D'OH !!!
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Iamnotatool
04-01-2004, 08:34 AM
I thought for an April fools joke, we had to care about what we were being fooled about?
And, does anyone think ED doesnt see dirty hookers?
C'mon, that guy's been to more hen houses than a rooster. More jerk shacks than a Jamaican cook.
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Tall_James
04-01-2004, 08:44 AM
C'mon, that guy's been to more hen houses than a rooster. More jerk shacks than a Jamaican cook.
More mud holes than a prize pig.
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DJEvelEd
04-01-2004, 09:22 AM
Maybe if that person got some more than once a week they wouldn't need to look elsewhere.
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JustJon
04-01-2004, 09:41 AM
Maybe if this joke were funny, people would care.
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East Side Dave
04-01-2004, 09:46 AM
Maybe if I knew sign language I could nail Marlee Matlin...
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jeffdwright2001
04-01-2004, 09:48 AM
Maybe if I knew sign language I could nail Marlee Matlin...
Who do you think you are Mel Gibson?
East Side Dave
04-01-2004, 09:49 AM
Maybe......
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Iamnotatool
04-01-2004, 09:55 AM
We done here?
Yeah, yeah, I know....Maybe
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DJEvelEd
04-01-2004, 11:12 AM
Be more funny Kat. You stunk up the place.
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Katylina
04-01-2004, 03:32 PM
Maybe if my mod quote was:
"Taking the unfunny to formerly unseen heights."
I would be more offended.
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DJEvelEd
04-01-2004, 03:41 PM
Gee let's see Kristy's Mod quote:
I guess you're not worthy of one.
And you can rub my name off your vibrator. That should take you all of 5 minutes even though its carved in you fake-stick fucking bitch.
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Alice S. Fuzzybutt
04-01-2004, 03:46 PM
Joke or not, using the board as a tool to fight is not allowed.
Take it off the board.
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