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blakjeezis
04-03-2004, 05:04 AM
Let's say I showed up in a full Biohazard suit like in that movie, Outbreak, you know? But Instead of being completely sealed, there was a hole made in it for my penis. It would have to have some type of rubber seal on it to ensure that there was no airborn contact, but we're talking in the hypothetical here, so I don't need specifics.

Anyway, so I have a cold, a real stinker; I show up in my official Moishe Jakobowitz Hasidic BioHazard suit; and I bang my chick. If there is absolutely no contact other than the various bodily fluids, can I pass my cold to her?

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sr71blackbird
04-03-2004, 05:13 AM
I seriously doubt it. Assuming your dick was clean and free of germs, if you inserted it into her, I dont see how the cold virus could cause her to get a cold through just the sperm. But if you had sneezed on it before you put the suit on and she took you in orally... I think she could get the cold that way.

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Arienette
04-03-2004, 06:14 AM
from what i understand, hasidic people don't actually have sex that way.

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Katylina
04-03-2004, 07:22 AM
No--- unless you have a booger dick.

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smiler grogan
04-03-2004, 08:34 AM
Unless the tip of your dick is crusted over like an Elmers glue bottle your fine.

East Side Dave
04-03-2004, 09:18 AM
Yes---it can.

And you can also transmit herpes to a chicken. Trust me.

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smiler grogan
04-03-2004, 09:23 AM
mmmmmmmm chicken flavored herpes.

FUNKMAN
04-03-2004, 01:20 PM
only if she's 'frigid'... now that be cold

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FUNKMAN
04-03-2004, 08:06 PM
only if you suck on a witch's tit for too long... i've heard they are very cold

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furie
04-04-2004, 05:40 PM
depends on where you sneeze on her.


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topless_mike
03-24-2009, 12:03 PM
i wouldnt know...

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03-24-2009, 12:21 PM
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Annie Waits
03-24-2009, 05:22 PM
good thing we have Dr. Steve around.....