lighting porn?

[serVice]

I've wanted to be in porn for a long time. Now i'm not talking as talent, because that would never work; it would just be all unsatisfied women and me sweating.
Anyway, what i'm asking is how i get involved in the behind the cameras action; i.e.: lighting, cameras, script, etc.
Its really not as though i want to do this under some misidea that i'd be fucking porn chicks with this job, i just think it'd be a really cool job to have.

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[Mike Teacher]

1. Watch a boatload of porn and become an afficionado
2. Go to LA or Hollywood
3. Learn to light, shoot [both video and stills], write, edit, hire the talent, the location, get the AIM certificates, do the legal, and I can supply the music.

As for lighting; the good guys in gonzo light it themselves; a few bulbs of the right choice, some diffusers, and you're off.

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[Yerdaddy]

will you do DVDA?

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[serVice]

See why does it have to be LA, i want to see some porn exodus coming to the east coast.

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[Iamnotatool]

More better women out there.


All the runaways from middle America, at least all the pretty (purdy) ones, migrate to LA. There are guys that actually wait at bus stations out there to recruit talent. It's a fun job...

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I have a friend who lives here on the glorious Staten Island and he works in the "ass Rackets" as he calls it. Although he does make a living here he talks about moving to L.A. or even Vegas just because that is where the vast majority or the companies are.

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PM FMJEFF. He is the adult entertainment god.

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[samnyc]

Download Chris Benoit's old WCW music off the net. It will come in useful in your new career.

[monsterone]

ATM is an industry standard.


and is DVDA humanly possible?

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You haven't lived until you've seen a woman penetrated by five guys at once.

I think that's the record...I think.

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[ChickenHawk]

I wouldn't worry too much about the "script-writing" aspect.

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::flipping through script:: ""YOU MEAN THEY HAVE SEX?!?!!!

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Oh, and hey... If you don't feel you're good enough to be a star, you can always Stunt-Cock!

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[serVice]

is DVDA humanly possible?


You haven't lived until you've seen a woman penetrated by five guys at once.

i've heard of 6, 3 in each orifice; although with the mouth there must be able to be more than 6.

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[Jack_Doff]

i've heard of 6, 3 in each orifice; although with the mouth there must be able to be more than 6.


Where do all these gentlemen stand while they are doing this? I wouldn't imagine there is nearly enough room.

[serVice]

The logistics of standing isn't the problem i saw with it. My problem with it is the fact that with so much penis there, you know one guy has no feeling except that of just other penis rubbing against his.

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Does that make those gentlemen gay?

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[TheMojoPin]

No, no, the mouth doesn't count as penetration. It must be subtracted from the equation.

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[Katylina]

Service has brought to life an intense need to find out the answer to this question. I must know!!!! Please inform an innocent Catholic gal like myself:

If six men are penetrating one woman's vagina simultaneously ("fucking one glory hole at the same time" for my illiterate friends), does it make them gay because of all the penises rubbing up against each other?




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[Jack_Doff]

does it make them gay because of all the penises rubbing up against each other?



I say no. Think of it this way, they want to get into the vag so bad, they are willing to rub their penis on another guys. That and have the other five guys sweat and possibly "finish" on them.

[Katylina]

Did you take into account the eye contact factor?

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Does that make those gentlemen gay?


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With 6 guys going to town with this girl, I would have to imagine there isn't a lot of eye contact going on. You probably end up spending most of the time staring at the back of the guy's head in front of you. That and wonder if the check's really worth it.

[JustJon]

If six men are penetrating one woman's vagina simultaneously ("fucking one glory hole at the same time" for my illiterate friends), does it make them gay because of all the penises rubbing up against each other?
How exactly can 6 men simultanously penetrate one vag? How loose is this girl in question?

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[Katylina]

Perhaps the males in questions have long skinny members that slide right in. It's like the game Perfection really-- fitting the correct shapes into the hole.



i've heard of 6, 3 in each orifice


Ahh Jon-- you are right. 3 in each orifice. But, there is still going to be all of that cock rubbing going on.

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I have seen that on a video once and couldnt imagine anything less appealing to me then my cock rubbing against another mans cock while inside some chick. To me thats as gay as it gets without rubbing dicks together with a guy. If the guy came, it would be from stimulation caused by rubbing against a dick, and thats GAY!

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I'm with blackbird on this. Any more than a 2 on 1 ratio is just gay. First of all, I dont want to put my dick anywhere that another dick just was, let alone where another dick currently is. I consider myself a bit of a freak, but, IMHO, thats just gross.




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[Reephdweller]

No, no, the mouth doesn't count as penetration. It must be subtracted from the equation.


Hey just because you have a bad gag reflex doesn't mean you should take away anything less from the many many fine women who can do it without batting an eyelash. Keep your chin up slugger, you'll get the hang of it.



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[TheMojoPin]

What's with this, "two guys and one girl isn't gay" shit?

If you are a man and you have a boner and you're in the same room as ANOTHER man with a boner...and the boner remains...you have a bit of the ghey in you. Maybe not totally gay, but you might not mind the "experimenting."

Oh, and in that kind of threesome, the guys may not talk, touch or even make eye contact and still keep wood without being a wee bit ghey.

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[Se7en]

What? Bullshit. Sharing a girl with another guy isn't gay unless you're doing something to the guy as well.

This "dude! threesomes are gay!" shit was probably started by half-fags who felt insecure in their own sexuality. If you can't bang a girl "on the rotisserie" without feeling gay, then you got your OWN issues you got to deal with.

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[monsterone]

I have seen that on a video once and couldnt imagine anything less appealing to me then my cock rubbing against another mans cock while inside some chick. To me thats as gay as it gets without rubbing dicks together with a guy. If the guy came, it would be from stimulation caused by rubbing against a dick, and thats GAY!



very, very gay.





What? Bullshit. Sharing a girl with another guy isn't gay unless you're doing something to the guy as well.

This "dude! threesomes are gay!" shit was probably started by half-fags who felt insecure in their own sexuality. If you can't bang a girl "on the rotisserie" without feeling gay, then you got your OWN issues you got to deal with.



sooner or later, you'll have to look up and see another guy's junk. that would make me limp in an instant.

if i'd go for a 3some, there would be 2 chicks. very, very gay.



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[sr71blackbird]

Se7en, what were talking about is if having your dick in the same hole as another guy. As you slide in and out, your really rubbing dicks with another guy. Even though your in a vag or ass of a girl, its still GAY

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Hahahaha-- OK why don't we conduct an experiment and see if it is gay or not.

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[Jack_Doff]

Can we find someone who has actually done this so we can establish its gayness level? Until then, I don't think we can ever truly know. Forget military spending, let's get the government to put the money into scientific research where it will actually do us some good.

[Iamnotatool]

I've done the rotisserie. Not gay.

However, 2 cocks, one hole? Gay.

Unless she is Belladonna....yummy

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I've done the rotisserie. Not gay.



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[Iamnotatool]

That old gag?


Honestly, Emeril. Sometimes, you can be funny. When you aren't predictable. But lately, it's just not working buddy. Give it up, come out of the closet, and post on your real name. YOu are no Frank Black.

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[serVice]

My problem with the 3 in one hole is the fact that one guy has one side, another guy has the other side, and the middle guy is doing nothing more than screwing 2 penises.
And its not necessarily gay, so much as its just stupid and its just not hot looking. i'd find trannys getting it from a horse hotter than 3 in one hole.

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i agree with emril dice on this one. it's not gay unless you enjoy it, no matter how many times it happens.

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Stay with me on this, Se7en...

If you have an erect penis...and you can be around the erect penis of another man...and STILL have an erect penis...you might have a bit of the ghey in you.

And THEN you guys are banging the same chick right after each other? You guys might as well just start making out.

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[serVice]

If you have an erect penis...and you can be around the erect penis of another man...and STILL have an erect penis...you might have a bit of the ghey in you.

So, that must mean that when you watch porn, you can only watch girl/girl porn? Also, with the erect penis in straight porn, does that make any man watching it and getting off a gay?

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Read what I posted again, very carefully..."AROUND"...meaning "in the presence of"...of course not just seeing one.

Got it?

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[serVice]

But whats really the difference, unless you plan on handling the penis in view. Aside from then, in person or on a screen all your doing is looking at it.

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[TheMojoPin]

Because it's clearly different.

You just don't WANT to see the difference.

It's your choice, and we fully support your diversity.

I'll bet you have some great stories about being in the high school locker room after gym..."guys, NO!!! It's OK! It's just like I'm watching porn!!!"

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[JustJon]

Stay with me on this, Se7en...

If you have an erect penis...and you can be around the erect penis of another man...and STILL have an erect penis...you might have a bit of the ghey in you.

And THEN you guys are banging the same chick right after each other? You guys might as well just start making out.
So strip clubs are gay?

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[TheMojoPin]

Keep trying to explain it away...obviously I'm talking about two naked guys dealing with that kind of situation, and having to SEE the other erect dick. Basically it's combining your strip club excuse...and SerVice's porn excuse...and combining them to a much different, much gayer level...but go ahead, don't be shy...we'll all accept your differences.

I'm a little stunned how many guys here are so desperate to justify their semi-homo habits. Whoulda thunk?

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[sr71blackbird]

You dont have to explain it to me, the way I figure it, I skeeve out even accidentally touching another man, let alone being in proximity or in contact with another guys junk. I think these guys might be getting off on the idea of it, but if they had their stuff in physical contact, Im betting theyd go flacid on the spot. To me, being inside a girl and having this other dick up against me would be the point that Id think that pleasure becomes a little homo. If your a guy into guys, I get the idea that you can be turned on by it, but Im just saying for me, it doesnt do it. In a porno, I prefer seeing a lone guy pound away on a girl, or one guy after another, but the equasion changes when they are both in her at once. At that point, Im picturing what they are feeling.

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I'm a little stunned how many guys here are so desperate to justify their semi-homo habits. Whoulda thunk?
Or just like making fun of you because you're being vague.

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if the woman is laying on her side and you have your penis in her vagina and insert your finger in her anus you can feel your own cock being inserted and withdrawn...

whatever

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[TheMojoPin]

I'm a little stunned how many guys here are so desperate to justify their semi-homo habits. Whoulda thunk?
Or just like making fun of you because you're being vague.

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Fine, I'll be specific.

I've done the two guy-one girl threesome thing.

Twice.

And there's probably nobody queerer on this board than me.

So if you all want to be as gay as Mojo, go right ahead.

Fags.

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[monsterone]

And there's probably nobody queerer on this board than me.

So if you all want to be as gay as Mojo, go right ahead.

Fags



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[TheMojoPin]

Damn right.

Well, except for Wadd.

And Alkey.

Together.

As they are right NOW.

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Best gag reflex on the whole board.


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[Heavy]

I was trying to figure out why I hadnt posted here, then I saw the forum. I'm disgusted with myself, but,

First off, Mojos a fag.

Now I dont Think being able to fuck a chicks ass while another guy is pounding the pussy is gay. Unless Mojos doing it. Banging a chicks ass is a hetro act. A long hard rigid shaft being present in the immediate area, even in the same chick at the same time should not make the ass banging guy go limp. If youre banging a chicks ass, and you go limp for any reason besides some negetive action by the woman, youre gay. Now, if you can avoid having the other guy involved and dont do so, youre gay. If the only way youre banging this broad is by being the 2nd man in and you do it becasue you want to get laid, then I say its the price you pay for being a hetro guy. NOW, if you turn down the pussy or ass becasue of the other guy, you MIGHT be gay, theres room for flexibility there. As far as more then one dick in the hole at the same time- Gay, no question.

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[Iamnotatool]

A long hard rigid shaft being present in the immediate area, even in the same chick at the same time should not make the ass banging guy go limp



Wadd,

You speaking of another mans cock as a "long, hard rigid shaft" so lovingly, makes me not only limp, but a tad bit sick as well.


Here's an idea. Whatever turns you sick fucks on, might not be cool with me. Whatever turns on a sick fuck like me, might make you wretch. Let's just not fuck each other, and none of this matters...






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[monsterone]

You should all worry about getting one chick in bed with you before contemplating having more people involved in the act.



so fucking true.



and just to sum up tool's response, it's wicked gay. fucking ghey!!!! another guy rubbing my cock would give me an inverted erection - possibly a rejection.

but rubbing my junk against another guy's is gay(it's 50% vag contact). and going rotisorie on a chick is a lil gay too. i will try for a ffm before i get a mmf.


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[high fly]

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Its really not as though i want to do this under some misidea that i'd be fucking porn chicks with this job, i just think it'd be a really cool job to have.
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Yeeeeaaaaaahhh, SURE!


One way or another, best wishes.
Hope you make it.
I hope you have no problem getting a raise! GEH GEH GEH!!!

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[serVice]

Yeeeeaaaaaahhh, SURE!

No, its true, i wouldn't be going in there thinking i would be getting anything, but of course if i get to fuck Gauge every which way, it would judt be a perk of the job.

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[Jennitalia]

I'd much rather do 2 girls or a guy and another girl. If I did two guys, I'd feel as if I were contributing to the their gayness.

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[serVice]

i really don't understand this whole idea about it being gay when having sex with a girl and having another guy there.
This is how i see it:
2 guys and a girl, rotisserie- not gay. no contact between penises, theres no problem.
2 guys and a girl, waiting turns- not gay, just a little disgusting in certain parts.
2 guys and a girl, sandwich- not gay as long as there is not direct contact between penises.
2 guys and a girl, for some ungodly reason 2 in 1 hole- gay but not so much as just asinine, theres really no hotness there.


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[TheMojoPin]

Whatever, Fem.

Just come right out and ask to see my penis. This roundabout is getting annoying.

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[monsterone]

Just come right out and ask to see my penis.


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[Iamnotatool]

Waiting turns? Waiting turns? WHAT?

Dude, I'm going 1st, and only 1st. Anyone going after me, gets to taste my dick, and thats just gay.


2 in one hole? 2 dicks, 1 hole? That is beyond gay.


Service, just paint your cock like a rainbow, and inject yourself with some AIDS.

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[Iamnotatool]

PS. If you have to explain away the gay, you are gay.

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[Jennitalia]

Dude, I'm going 1st, and only 1st. Anyone going after me, gets to taste my dick, and thats just gay.




Does it taste yummy?

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[Iamnotatool]

You're gonna have to find that out for yourself Ms. Jenni, as I've yet to taste my own cock.

Who do you think I am, serVice?

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[Jennitalia]

That's true...you're probably one of the few guys here that isn't a pillow biter. You're ALL man

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[Iamnotatool]

I don't know about all that, I just can't reach it.

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[serVice]

i just have to say that i: have never engaged in any homosexual activities, and would never knowingly engage in any homosexual activities, unless the money was right, and it would have to be a large sum.
But back to the original point here; can anyone give me ways to get into the behind the camera aspect of porn movies?

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[Iamnotatool]

i just have to say that i: have never engaged in any homosexual activities, and would never knowingly engage in any homosexual activities, unless the money was right, and it would have to be a large sum



You are so gay.

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[TheMojoPin]

i just have to say that i: have never engaged in any homosexual activities, and would never knowingly engage in any homosexual activities, unless the money was right, and it would have to be a large sum.

Hey, I think John Holmes said that exact thing right before he took a thick one up the rump.

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[Iamnotatool]

You sure it wasn't Johnny Wadd???

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[TheMojoPin]

Well, we can be safe in knowing it was definitely OUR Wadd.

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[DJEvelEd]

2 guys and a girl, waiting turns- not gay, just a little disgusting in certain parts.


Me and my friend were banging this big tittied slut one time, and I let him fuck her vagina first while I fucked her face. Then I went down on her and wondered why she was so wet down there. I said:

EvelEd: "Jason, did you cum inside her?"

Jason: "Uhhh....huh huh huh.....yup"

EvelEd: "OOOOOO!!! PTUI PTUI!!!! I SWALLOWED SOME YOU ASSHOLE!!!! NOT FUNNY!!!!

Jason: "Huh huh huh"

Big Tittied Slut: "Turn me over"



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[Iamnotatool]

Evil Ed and his faeces kills another thread. You are worse than locky.


However, I woulda turned her over too...

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[serVice]

Did anyone ever come up with an answer to my original question?

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[Hottub]

Did you talk to Jeff, yet? I, personally, am not "in the loop".

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