Subserviant Chicken

[Furtherman]

Well, he will pinch his nipples and he will do the worm.

Go ahead, tell him.

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[jeffdwright2001]

He also tried to lay an egg (kind of unfair of me considering he's a rooster).

[Tall_James]

I asked him to squat and he did. I asked him to jump and he did. I told him to go fuck himself and he scolded me.

Now I'm starving.


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[Patches]

HAHAHAHA

tell it to "take a dump" or "take a piss"

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This message was edited by Patches on 4-9-04 @ 2:04 PM

[Katylina]

When I told him to "jerk off," it was censored.

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[jeffdwright2001]

When I told him to "jerk off," it was censored.

That's cause you didn't phrase it right. Go back and tell him to "Choke the Chicken".

[IrishAlkey]

He can do the macarena!

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[JPMNICK]

type "pee in the corner"

he can also moonwalk

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[reeshy]

tell him to shove his finger up his ass...at least he tries...he ain't got no fingers!!!!

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[Arienette]

hah, this is great.

i asked him to "fuck me." he's not as subsurvient as one might like.

but it's fun watching him do the robot. and push-ups.

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[reeshy]

Hey, he knows how to grab his balls!!!!!!!!!!!

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[furie]

i had him worship me.


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[El Mudo]

Man that is one subservient chicken!!

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[PanterA]

he can shake his ass like a black girl from a rap video!!

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[Freakshow]

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[JustJon]

The chicken scolded me when I told him to get me a beer. What's up with that?

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[furie]

<a href="http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm">move over subservient chicken, somebody stole your bit</a>



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[Freakshow]

try refreshing or something. It works for me...



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[newport king]

funny, a few months ago i had the chicken break dancing, doing sit ups, running around etc...

with the new one all i can think of typing is "take your shirt off"

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[kevcala]

with the new one all i can think of typing is "take your shirt off"


Funny, that's exactly the first thing I requested of her.

"look at watch", "add 2 + 2" and "act like a stereotypical blonde" make me laugh.

"spread legs" and "bends over" makes me feel funny inside . . "boogie" is up there.

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[Freakshow]

First thing I typed in was 'bend over,' then 'kiss a girl'

Cowboy is pretty interesting.


Oddly enough I tell her to shrug her shoulders and look confused and she reads a playboy. Go figure.

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[JustJon]

funny, first thing I told her was "show your ass" and I must say, nice thong.

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[MrPink]

i hate that girl. she cant even make a martini

"Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me"

[Bama]

Get her to "show your cans"



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