fuck a celebrity

[GwEnYpOo]

which celeb do ya wanna fuck?



i vote jack black

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[reeshy]

Jack Nicholson!!!!!!!!!

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[Cybersoldier]

traci lords or britney spears

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[DJEvelEd]

http://images-jp.amazon.com/images/P/1584151242.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Whichever one of these ho's is on the rag. I would get red & raw with this bitch. I'd drink her abortion juice. I'd let her fuck my dickhole with a pen.

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[Arienette]

conor oberst. a thousand times conor oberst.

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[SilentSpic]

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[ChickenHawk]

How many times has this topic been done?

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[Arienette]

How many times has this topic been done?
about a million. and it never, ever gets un-fun.

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[SatCam]

If I vote Jack Black does that mean that me, Jack and Gweny can have a three-some?

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[MHasegawa]

Jessica Alba & Mandy Moore.

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[Tall_James]

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[serVice]

Rachael Leigh Cook
Christina Aguilera
and Casey
- i can't get the damn picture to work, so here you go. (http://www.caseyscam.com/image.php?pic=caseyscam105-08.jpg)
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This message was edited by serVice on 4-9-04 @ 8:42 PM

[Yerdaddy]

http://www.studiostar.ca/amelie3.jpg

OR

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This message was edited by Yerdaddy on 4-9-04 @ 8:23 PM

[ChickenHawk]

Oh fine...

Same as the last 3 times:

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[Fallon]

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[Arienette]

Rachael Leigh Cook
Christina Aguilera
and Caseywow, that casey chick really pales in comparison to the other girls.

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[keithy_19]

Hillary Duff
Selma Hayek
Mandy Moore
Rachel Ray

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[Katylina]

I would fuck the shit out of EMINEM.

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[Whyyouhaddiddat]

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middle eastern news women make me hot

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This message was edited by Whyyouhaddiddat on 4-10-04 @ 1:24 AM

[El Mudo]

I put the Same answer everytime too Chickenhawk....

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[reeshy]

Gimme Condi any old time!!!!

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Isn't she a vixen?????

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[Vee]

I'd bang em all and 30 others

[reeshy]

I'd bang em all and 30 others


Even Jack Nicholson??????

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[A.J.]

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[ChickenHawk]

DAAYUM AJ! Is that Jennifer Connelly? She's alwyas been a Top-5'er for me.

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[serVice]

i almost forgot one. Even though shes in her 30s, i want Drea DeMatteo so bad.

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[JustJon]

from the above, Natalie Portman and Jennifer Connoly

Not listed so far, Eliza Dushku, Elisha Cuthbert and Keira Knightly

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[shamus mcfitzy]

here's three:

Hillary Duff-because whether she knows it or not, she wants it
Rose McGowan
that pornstar Jenna Haze-even if she had AIDS i think it would be worth it


EDIT: wow didn't look at the date......i could've let this die.

This message was edited by shamus mcfitzy on 4-14-04 @ 3:17 PM

[StupidGirlllll]

i would def bang Mr. B if he was not married.

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[Iamnotatool]

Julia Styles.


Or Julia Gulia.

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[Tenbatsuzen]

- Stephanie McMahon

- Katie "Jordan" Price



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[AFRO]

Okay, we all know which HOT chick we would bang. What about a girl thats not hot. Somebody that isn't a 10, but we would still bang em. I'll show my true and distorted colors and say

Oprah or Joan Rivers

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[grlNIN]

Trent Reznor
Josh Homme
Vince Vaughn
James Spader
Wes Bentley

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This message was edited by grlNIN on 4-14-04 @ 6:18 PM

[Hosp]

Tina Fey
Rachel Ray, and then I'd have her make me dinner.

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[Freakshow]

Okay, we all know which HOT chick we would bang. What about a girl thats not hot. Somebody that isn't a 10, but we would still bang em.

<a href="http://www.ronfez.net/messageboard/viewmessages.cfm/CurrentPage/1/forum/80/Topic/36637/RequestTimeout/500">Actually already a thread. </a>
And people in that one really were pretty strict when someone listed someone who was hot--Mandy Moore, for example. So i guess that makes this one open to all levels of hotness.

(and i'm aware there was probably several threads exactly like this one before)


now to the matter at hand:

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Vanessa Angel

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I'll have you know the contents of that dumpster are private! You stick your nose in, you'll be violating attorney-dumpster confidentiality.

This message was edited by Freakshow on 4-14-04 @ 6:27 PM

[WindowSill]

My top 3 are Elisha Cuthbert, Torrie Wilson, and Britney...

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_girl_next_door/elisha_cuthbert/girl6.jpg
Ohhhh Elisha

This message was edited by WindowSill on 4-15-04 @ 8:22 PM

[IAMTHEGAME]

I had a dream with Nicole Richie now I cant stop thinking about her!

The Cerebral Assassin of the RNF message board!

[Hoojibs]

Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Britney Spears
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Kim Smith
http://www.brachman.com/ksmith1c.jpg
Anne Hathaway
http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/mtv/mtv_movie_awards_2002_photos/anne_hathaway/mtv.jpg
Natalie Portman
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[A.J.]

http://www.redpointlife.com/joseph/photos/rachel_weisz_maxim.jpg

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[mercury29]

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Nice!

[mercury29]

Okay, we all know which HOT chick we would bang. What about a girl thats not hot. Somebody that isn't a 10, but we would still bang em. I'll show my true and distorted colors and say

Oprah or Joan Rivers
Edie Falco. Alot of people don't consider her traditionally pretty, but she just does something for me.

[Patches]

http://www.sanchodoesasia.com/sgm/multimedia/ali_larter_0.jpg
Ali Larter

http://www.gtslade.com/estella/ewfhmjuin00covs.jpg

Estella Warren

http://www.thenewvi.com/programs/images/viPrg_WhoWantsToBeAMill_img.jpg

Meredith Vieira

http://www.bartcop.com/lane-d3.jpg

The lovely Ms. Diane Lane

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USA's Softball Jennie Finch

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This message was edited by Patches on 4-15-04 @ 5:33 PM

[DJEvelEd]

I would bang Rosa Parks in the back seat of a bus.

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[BoondockSaint]

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USA's Softball Jennie Finch

I'd hit that! Wait. I mean I'd swing, miss, then bang her.

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Thanks to monsterone for the sig!

[Hottub]

Amy Wynn Pastor
Sarah Michelle Geller
Kate Winslett




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[serVice]

Not really a celebrity, but one by proxy.
i would love to just go and fuck Howard Stern's daughter up the ass, and get her screaming, and just tape it and call his show to play the tape.

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Not doing drugs, and handing out hugs.

[high fly]

Foster Brooks.

" and they ask me why I drink"
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[grovegirl1]

orlando bloom.... aaron lewis........the guy in 28 days later movie, the lead role the one who wakes up naked.wowa

maria_thats_me

[keithy_19]

ANNE HATHAWAY...

...Hot damn. I went to that 'Ella Enchanted' movie last night and wow. She is so hot.

Also, I'm not gay because I saw the movie. I was with two girls and we originally wanted to see Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, but it wasn't playing anywhere so they wanted to see this.

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[Patches]

whatever fag.

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<b>I'll punch every one of those bees in the face. Fuck bees. -Dane Cook</B>

[keithy_19]

Hey patches,

Just because I take it up the ass sometimes doesn't make me gay!

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[Mike Teacher]

Do board members count as celebs?

Well then I definately wanna fuck

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This message was edited by Mike Teacher on 4-16-04 @ 3:26 PM

[Patches]

Just because I take it up the ass sometimes doesn't make me gay!


Man, you'll do anything it takes to get rid of that "Lil Shit" Mod Quote, huh?

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[scorpion]

Brittney Murphy:



<img src="http://www.healthytraining.com/rf/kittycar.jpg">

Now I'm starvin

[keithy_19]

I really don't like my mod quote. So it will stick with me forever. :(

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