al dukes on mix-remembering his catch phrases

[Sunrisa]

my sis heard al this morning. His annoying voice brought back to her many fond memories ....
we had some trouble remembering his catch phrases. can you all help us go down memory lane.

"Im Gay"

and something like.... "if i dont like this guy ..ill just something the next one"

help! its killing us!

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass...and I am all out of bubblegum.

This message was edited by mikeyboy on 4-13-04 @ 9:56 PM

[furie]

welcome back.

"I like a big butt or a penis" is my favorite.


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[serVice]

"i don't give the tongue on the first date, dan"
"don't jam it in my mouth"
"i'll be the gay guy over there"

i'm trying to remember some of the other ones. i've always wanted just to use samples of all of them for various things.

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[Sunrisa]

thanks furie. im an annonymous reader of the board. the porverbial fly on wall.

thanks for your fave.

[serVice]

"don't jam it in my mouth"



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[Steels]

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[Heavy]

I'd bang Jimmy Fallon

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[Tenbatsuzen]

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[Steels]

Tonight's selection originally aired on 10-23-02 and I refer to it as the "Al Dukes Retrospective". Ron, Fez, the staff, friends of the show and callers offer their favorite "Al Dukes" moments. ALL the stories and ALL the sound drops in ONE show! The "Dukes" retrospective is the entire second half of the show (2:17:00 into the program until the end) and can be heard by clicking on the link below. Enjoy!

http://impresario.fcuk.nu/R&F-10-23-2002.mp3

*Bonus - The "Black Earl" song can be heard in the very beginning of the show.


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[SuperClerk]

"I'm the gay guy on Broadway."

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[billyio]

"Wee wee wee boring"



See Ya!

[Freebird]

"I'm gay, everyone else must be gay"

Now where's the Sweet Melissa soundboard?

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Now I'm starving

I'm about to turn it up a notch!

[GreyHoodyShirt]

"I go down poles"
"I blacked out"
"you make me feel like a natural woman"
"I would not save a drowning baby"


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[Duke]

i rember when he kissed gay randy that was sooo funny

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[mercury29]

"I like swollen balls"
"Don't jam it in my mouth"
"you make me feel like a natural woman" (song)
"I'm the gay guy on Broadway"
(muffled) "I'll sue you"
"I don't have my own C"
"I like girls mostly"
Or the classic, when asked what he was giving as a gift for his cousins wedding: "35 Dollars"

The things that guy said were priceless.

[Tall_James]

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This message was edited by Tall_James on 4-20-04 @ 8:41 PM