how i got addicted...to Ron and Fez

[grovegirl1]

It was 12pm here in Maryland and I was depressed like usual, but more then ever. I was only 14 then, now im 17, and i had a knife in one hand ready to slit my wrist. Im was tier with the everyday life that i had to face, my father being a asshole....my mother acting like she wished i never was born. That night i couldnt stop crying and i wanted to get out the only way i know how. I was on the floor when i look up and was face to face with a picture of jesus on the cross. My freind at the time who was extemely religions told me that if i ever feel depress to just look to him and open the bible.......me not having a bible i didnt know what to do to "look" for him. I remeber that late at night the radio would have some guy who would read or talk about the bible. so i flipped through the stations not finding it and now getting frustrated......i came across the most annoying voice....it was joe poo.....and then i heard fez...and automaticlly i knew he was gay.......and then the hottest voice .........it was ron........i dont remember what they were talking about but i remeber laughing so hard and forgeting why exactly i was upset that night. Ron and Fez werent in DC then they were only in New York so they only played replays at 11pm ........every friday i would listen to ron and fez crack up with all those insults about AL. im glad i came across them that night.......

maria_thats_me

[JPMNICK]

go home, grab a knife and pretend you are 14 again. This time, finish the job.

Damn Day time posters.

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[jeffdwright2001]

Damn Day time posters.
Yea, damn day time pos . . . heeeeyyy wait a minute.

[Reephdweller]

go home, grab a knife and pretend you are 14 again. This time, finish the job.



damn, that's a smidge cold.


The first time I listened to Ron and Fez was when Opie and Anthony started talking about their show coming to WNEW. They had them on their show and I decided to check them out. I've been hooked since.

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[serVice]

and then i heard fez...and automaticlly i knew he was gay....

Damn it, Fez is not gay, he has a fiance in Niagra Falls. i just don't know where you kids get those crazy ideas.

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[walking joint]

go home, grab a knife and pretend you are 14 again. This time, finish the job.


you showed her.

[Iamnotatool]

Be 14 again!


Slice em and dice em!

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[Tall_James]

Nothing to see here...move along.


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[Furtherman]

I'm glad you didn't kill yourself grovegirl1. That would be such a waste.

But I'm not sure if Ron has the hottest voice. I think that might be...... wonderboy.... or as they say in Germany, vundaboy!

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[ChickenHawk]

So what you're saying is that Jesus is a Ron & Fez fan? I could see that.

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[Iamnotatool]

Yes, she is a fan.

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[Patches]

That's a good story grovegirl, glad to hear the show was able to help you get through tough times.

Got to love this board of late. Encouraging teenage suicide after someone pours themselves into a post. Nice.

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[Sheeplovr]

Fanny. is that you?

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[TheMojoPin]

Great story, Grovegirl.

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[East Side Dave]

Fanny. is that you?



Her profile says her name is Maria. I like to pretend that her last name is Bubbles.

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[Heavy]

Be nice, assholes.

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[Crippler]

grovegirl, glad to hear that our buddays helped you through such a tough time. I know it's cliche, but it's so true that laughter is always the best medicine when you're really down. I only wish I had R&F as an outlet now.

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[GaryWyze]

[color=purple]Okay, let's get to the bottom of this once and for all....

Fact: Jesus had many devoted followers, Ron Bennington has many devoted followers.

Fact: Jesus said "let he who is without sin cast the 1st stone," Ron Bennington says that getting stoned is no sin.

Fact: Jesus is said to have turned water into wine, Ron Bennington gave up wine for water.

Fact: Jesus spent time with the Lepers, Ron Bennington spent time with members of rf.net.

I guess the only real difference between the two is that Ron Bennintgton really existed.

I'm glad you're alive Grovegirl.

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[jafter]

go home, grab a knife and pretend you are 14 again. This time, finish the job.


Maria, go to JP's house first and practice on him first.

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[Melrapuo]

The first time I heard Ron & Fez was in early 2001. My sis was laughing hysterically, and I asked her what she was laughin for. She had Ron & Fez on, and they were doin' some bit (I forgot exactly what it was all about) but they had the theme song to Top Gun playing and Ron & Fez were saying how gay the movie was. Some of the funniest radio I had ever heard. Ever since I've been hooked.

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[StupidGirlllll]

I started listening to R&F on the replay from 2-6 in the morning thats how i got hooked.

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[Patches]

Got to love this board of late. Encouraging teenage suicide after someone pours themselves into a post. Nice.


My faith has been restored by subsequent posts. Good Job! Have an apple.

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[furie]

I used to work late nights, when I considered myself luck if I got out at 11 or midnight. So I would catch the dot com show alot. It was the only thing decent at that hour.


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[SatCam]

I needed to get away from top 40 music.

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[SatCam]

Me and my friend, see, we were in my room and we were smokin some bad shit, and he's like "dude, we need to get off this shit, it makes your bedroom smell and it like gives us like a bad high" and I'm like "you're soooo right, word" and he's like "try out this shit man" and he turns on the radio to 102.7 and I was like "oh shit that's some good stuff" and I took off my pants and jacked off to fez's voice and I was like addicted and I cant stop now ahhhhhhh

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[JustJon]

be nice, kids.

alot of people have been helped by listening to R&F. There have been affirmative stories on the board and show before, especially when they were on nights and late nights.

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[grovegirl1]

[quote]go home, grab a knife and pretend you are 14 again. This time, finish the job.

Damn Day time posters.


WOW WHAT GREAT ADVICE...... ILL FINISH THE JOB

maria_thats_me

[grovegirl1]

yes this is fanny!.....amazed u still remember bout me

maria_thats_me

[TheMojoPin]

Sheepy has a computer for a brain.

Sadly, it's a Wang.

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[sr71blackbird]

You scumbags who are tearing her up for this admission should be ashamed of yourselves! How could anyone find humor in a girl talking about being so down that she thought about slitting her wrists? I really am suprised at some of you.
Maria, I am glad that everything turned out happy for you and I hope you never feel that things are so bad that that becomes an attractive prospect, its never a solution. Stay happy! You win by living! :)

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[Duke]

i rember it was Aug 2002 i was going down to Long Beach island It was the day OnA were taken off the air...it was the night of the rocken ribs contest..I rember people shouting ONA ONA ONA...Anyway i was listening to them and they were making funny names about movies..i think one of them was Indainana Jones and the Temple of Retards...so i throught they were ok i didnt really start to listen to them everynight till October it was the best then after i heard the x-mas show i didnt think they would come back but they did eventhough it was only for a damn month..then i read the sad email that they wouldent be back...i wanted to hear that show really badly cuse the buc's just won the superbowl then i joined the board in early Feb. I rember i went to that chatroom...god i throught i met the meanest people in my life so i lied and said i was a stock broker.....and look here i am....

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[billyio]

I was listening to O and A for years already on WNEW and used to hear some of the show's promos. Fez' voice at first used to annoy me. Then,at the end of the dotcom days I started listening while typing up papers for school. The first bit I heard was about the Retarded Football player. I listened to the rest of the show until 3AM and loved it ever since.

See Ya!

This message was edited by billyio on 4-17-04 @ 12:58 AM