An exploding ass.

[serVice]

J-lo butt implants explode (http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20040413/108186840004.html)


"They told me if I got butt implants to look like J.Lo, I could be one of their top girls," she says.

This has to be one of the dumbest things i've heard of in a long time. How sad is your life when you agree to butt implants to become a second- rate model?

"I'm flat as a board," says Jones-Davies. "No one's going to sign a fashion model who looks like an 80-year-old man from the back.


A surgical nurse is going to testify on her behalf, in a 17.5million dollar lawsuit. The nurse is claiming that she heard the doctors joking and trying to push the implant to its limit.

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[reeshy]

Man, that REALLY sucks ass!!!!!1

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[Wormwood]

I hope she figures out which surgeon it was who caused this mess so she can get to the bottom of this.

The rest of this thread Im sure will make her the butt of our jokes.



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[TheMojoPin]

Who hasn't had to pay out the ass in legal fees?

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[monsterone]

her name is candy, imagine that. and she's a model? i didn't know being able to pick up a dollar pill with you snatch is modelling.

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[BrianTheBailBondsman]

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[jeffdwright2001]

I thought this thread was going to be good news about Don Geronimo.

[Wormwood]

her name is candy


Candy Ass

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[Yerdaddy]

Can it you guys! Enough cracks already!

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[A.J.]

She shouldn't sue. She should do the Christian thing and turn the other cheek.

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[jeffdwright2001]

She called the Doctor's office to complain about the size and they told her to "Blow it out her ass."

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[HBox]

I'd like to hear what one of her farts sounds like. Very flappy I imagine.

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[Yerdaddy]

HAWKFACT: A duck's "quack" is the only known sound that doesn't echo in this chick's ass.

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"No one's going to sign a fashion model who looks like an 80-year-old man from the back."


Maybe she should have opted for a different career path then, huh?

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before the butt blast

That's just a beautiful visual. It makes me think of peeing out of one's asshole (or sex with Ed).

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[DJEvelEd]

That's just a beautiful visual. It makes me think of peeing out of one's asshole (or sex with Ed).


Or both, like chocolate swirl ice cream but with F‘cesT and Sperm.

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[monsterone]

I'd like to hear what one of her farts sounds like. Very flappy I imagine.





maybe like the sound of a gay man farting. i had a friend in college that said he though the sqeeking sound air coming out the end of a balloon.

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