What would YOU do?

[Katylina]

I get my nails done in this small place close to where I live. I asked if I could use the bathroom, and I noticed a sign on the wall that said, "No Tissue in the Toilet Please." Now, what happens if you defecate in the toilet? Do you wipe and flush and let it overflow, or do you wipe and leave it in the waste paper basket? It's a dilemma!

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[Duke]

give it to ed as a treat..

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[ag]

I guess the bathroom would smell to high hell if you cant put anything in the toilet. Id throw anything I used in the waste basket

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[JPMNICK]

That sign means faical tissues like you would use for you nose. They are different because they are thicker and do not break down like toilet tissue. 2 different things, so that is why you are not allowed to flush a regular tissue. you are more then welcome to take a huge dump and use toilet tissue. Maybe a courtesy flush, but you should be safe.

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[DeltaPin]

I'd ASSume they meant paper towels and flush away.



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[Katylina]

That sign means faical tissues like you would use for you nose. They are different because they are thicker and do not break down like toilet tissue


But there are no facial tissues in there!!! One time I flushed toilet paper after I pissed, and it didn't go down. That's why I thought it meant toilet tissue. The paper towel thing makes sense too, but why didn't they just write paper towels?

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[JPMNICK]

are the asian? maybe they do not speak good english. Also, a lot of people carry tissues with them. Maybe this is what they mean.

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[Katylina]

maybe they do not speak good english


hehehhehehehehhe

They are Korean.

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[DJEvelEd]

Throw the F‘ces-T Tissues at the Korean lady doing your nails.

EvelEd: "Shit spots on the wall!!!"

Korean Nail Painting Bitch: "Hoo Flung Poo?"

EvelEd: "Kristi's ass"

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EvelEd: "Give her a nice shade of brown"

Korean Nail Painting Bitch: "Ahhso"

EvelEd: "Not you Korean Nail Painting Bitch, Kristi!!!"

Kristi's Asshole: *SPLATT* "HEY!!! WHERES THE FUCKING PAPER!!!!"




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[Katylina]

My asshole should have asked for tissue, not paper.

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[reeshy]

Stick the used tissue in your pocket and give to Ed next time he has the sniffles!!!!

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[NewYorkDragons80]

They are Korean.
We have a winner. I'm pretty sure they meant paper towels. If I were you, I would flush paper towels down the toilet, then walk out and say "Pan-gap-sub-nee-dah". They'll understand.

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[Lacey29]

hmmm, indeed a delima. I once used the bathrrom in one of those cheapr "travel trailers" there was ALSO a sign requesting the same thng aout toilet tissue. EWWWWWWWW what a choice to make. Lets just say, I used the toilet paper required, then used up HALF the role to wrap the "decorated squares used" and put it in the trashcan nearby. But thank goodness it wasnt an "after ccffee frst one of the day BM" I looked at the filed trashcan and WONDERED te what all was in there......EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeeeEEEEEeeeeeee eeeewwwwwwww............never again! :gasp:

lost my pen, damn it.

[A.J.]

You could use the sink as a bidet.

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[DJEvelEd]

My asshole should have asked for tissue, not paper.


I like when your asshole asks for more of my shit stained penis.

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