I just about had a heart attack tonight when the Undertaker jobbed to Booker T...
...of course, he only did it AFTER the run-in by Richards...
Then I almost had another heart attack when the Undertaker let himself get destroyed by Kronik....
...but then I remembered that Brian Adams is a good friend of the Underedneck, and that's why two of the least talented former WCW stars are on my TV screen instead of someone more deserving of a contract (Hello! Crowbar?! Jeff Jarrett?! I'd say Rey Misterio Jr., but then I'd just have to watch him job day-in, day-out to the backstage-politicking-monster-that-is-Xpac).
I can't believe that the American Fatass is putting the mouth to guys like DDP and Mike Awesome, and these two steroid 'tards get a walk right into the WWF cause they're drinking buddies with Taker. Mr. Hogan, meet your clone.
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What sick ridiculous puppets we are / and what gross little stage we dance on / What fun we have dancing and fucking / Not a care in the world / Not knowing that we are nothing / We are not what was intended