my dog's ass stinks

[monsterone]

maybe i should have just pm'ed evaled, but here's the senerio:
when my dog sits or lays down, sometimes there is a lil stink spot where his ass was. now i'm guessing it has something to do with the anal sack and why dogs do the scoots across pavement, but how do i eliviate the problem.
the worst part is i'm trying to go the low budget route and trying to avoid taking him to the vet if it's something i can't solve myself.
so has anyone else had this problem? and what's the remedy?


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[ChickenHawk]

The first step to solving this problem is to remove your nose from its rectum.

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[monsterone]

i was indirectly referring to your complaining prior to a skull fucking.

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[FUNKMAN]

my yougest cat got a little stink butt... sometimes theres a few dry crinkles clinging to her butt crack...
problem is when i'm sleeping she likes to come buy and rub her butt against my face...

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[ChickenHawk]

On a serious note, I remember reading that there is a certain breed of dogs, I'm not sure if it's the same as yours, that have overactive ASS STINK glands. I'm not joking about this. I'm sure there's a more scientific term for it, but for now I'm gonna use "ASS STINK glands". Some people have their dogs get them surgically removed.

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[monsterone]

gaw it sucks, but i believe you can stick a finger in a dogs ass to release the fluids. so nasty but i can always furchase some heavy duty dishwashing gloves.

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[TheMojoPin]

Or just take him to the vet and have that poor bastard do it instead.

Unless you enjoy sticking your fingers up a dogs ass.

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[bigbaldirish]

my dog's ass stinks

did you brush your teeth with it?

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[monsterone]

Unless you enjoy sticking your fingers up a dogs ass.


so times you have to jump on the gernade for a brother. so you might as well enjoy the pig.




did you brush your teeth with it?


what, is my name wonderboy???

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[IrishAlkey]

My dog's ass smells like my penis.

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[PanterA]

your ass smells like your dogs penis, so i guess you both are goin to bed happy tonight. ;p

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[Yerdaddy]

My dog's ass smells like my penis.

It's true!

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[sr71blackbird]

There is a home remedy, but it does involve having to pinch around the dogs asshole on its gland that will spray a jet of "musk" that dogs use to mark territory. It is likely that its gland is backed up and needs to be evacuated before it becomes infected. Youll need to wear rubber gloves and have a towelplaced directly behind his butt hole, because when you squeeze it, a foul smelling jet will shoot out, into the towel. Id put a towel or newspapers on the floor below him as well when you do this. It will solve it and he will be greatly relieved, but its the only way. Be prepaired though, it reeks! Sometimes a very warm moist towel applied to it for a few minutes before will assist in its evacuation. Your dog will love you for it. You might wanna puke afterward. Better wear long rubber gloves and a shirt you can just toss.

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[Crippler]

sr71blackbird is right...but I would suggest doing it in the tub/shower. That way you don't have to go far if you feel the sudden urge to boot. Plus, if any of the mess misses the towel, whatever surface it touches can be cleaned easily.

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[reeshy]

I got some of that shit in my eye and look what happented!!!!



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[Hottub]

My dog's ass tastes bad!

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[TooCute]

Bettr yet, do it while you're giving your dog a bath and he's all lathered up. Then there's really no nasty cleanup involved at all.

<a href="http://www.barkbytes.com/medical/med0029.htm">Here</a> is a websit with a diagram of where the anal glands are. You just push in and up from the sides. Very easy.

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[Jennitalia]

My mom's cat, Cooter, has the dirtiest ass. There's constantly white crap all over his butt and hind legs.
It's a shame, cuz he's such a lover, but he just skeeves me out.
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[reeshy]

My mom's cat, Cooter, has the dirtiest ass. There's constantly white crap all over his butt and hind legs.


Was Alkey watching him for you??????????


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[Iamnotatool]

My penis smells like tuna fish, but I'm a cat guy.

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