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furie
04-25-2004, 04:54 PM
ouch (http://www.vg.no/pub/vgart.hbs?artid=224574)


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WindowSill
04-25-2004, 04:56 PM
Det fikk den spanske matadoren Salvador Vega smertelig erfare da kveldens sjette okse skulle nedlegges under St. Georg-tyrefektingen i Zaragoza i kveld.


Indeed...

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monsterone
04-25-2004, 04:58 PM
i have to make a sig of that shit. beautiful.

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FUNKMAN
04-25-2004, 05:02 PM
what do they say?

'mess with the bull and you get the horns'

hey, i like to scratch my balls too but i usualy use my hands... or a fork

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WindowSill
04-25-2004, 05:03 PM
Yep, nothing better than a horn right in the old wing wang...

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This message was edited by WindowSill on 4-25-04 @ 9:03 PM

Melrapuo
04-25-2004, 05:24 PM
Bull 1 Man 0


I think the man is now down to 1, as opposed to 2.

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Yerdaddy
04-25-2004, 05:30 PM
http://hometown.aol.com/bonedaddy5/images/mizzle.jpg

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"I think I'm about to get my first period."

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"Hey, look at me! I'm an earring!"

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Fuck it from behind.

WindowSill
04-25-2004, 05:36 PM
Is that the bulls blood around its neck/back? And if it is, how did that happen? Im sorry I just cant read...whatever language that is...

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furie
04-25-2004, 05:51 PM
in bull fighting, the technique is to stab the bull in the neck, with, a sort of spear i don't know what it's called. they do that to wear it down. the bull gets tired from blood loss, then finally put down with a sabre.


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WindowSill
04-25-2004, 05:52 PM
I see...worked like a charm, huh?

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Melrapuo
04-25-2004, 05:54 PM
in bull fighting, the technique is to stab the bull in the neck, with, a sort of spear i don't know what it's called. they do that to wear it down. the bull gets tired from blood loss, then finally put down with a sabre.


Well now I'm happy he lost a nut.

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Yerdaddy
04-25-2004, 06:01 PM
Is that the bulls blood around its neck/back? And if it is, how did that happen? Im sorry I just cant read...whatever language that is...

That would be the bull's blood. The way a bullfight works is: the bull comes out fresh and healthy, the picador(s) come out on horseback, (the horses are padded to protect it from the bull) with spears and stick the bull between the shoulderblades to get blood flowing from an artery there, then the banderilleros come out on foot and stick swords or sharpened sticks into the same place and continue to tire the bull out, then, finally the matador comes out to show off and then finally try to stab the bull through the heart just before it bleeds to death.

I saw a bullfight in Spain and I couldn't help but gain a whole new respect for bullriders and rodeo clowns for what they do with a healthy bull instead of this fancy-pants bullshit they do in Latin countries. The Spaniards around me weren't happy to hear me say "Yeah, let's see you get on the back of a fresh bull you fag!"

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Fuck it from behind.

newport king
04-25-2004, 06:11 PM
i always root for the bull.

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FUNKMAN
04-25-2004, 07:30 PM
he should have 'steered' clear of them horns...

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ChickenHawk
04-25-2004, 07:34 PM
LOL?!

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TheKnicks23
04-25-2004, 09:43 PM
That picture seems really familiar, I think I've seen it some where before...ohhh yes now I remember:

http://www.ileet.net/junk/owned/owned13.jpg

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monsterone
04-25-2004, 09:50 PM
I saw a bullfight in Spain and I couldn't help but gain a whole new respect for bullriders and rodeo clowns for what they do with a healthy bull instead of this fancy-pants bullshit they do in Latin countries. The Spaniards around me weren't happy to hear me say "Yeah, let's see you get on the back of a fresh bull you fag!"





as much as a hate the idea of crulity to animals, a fit and healthy bull fighting a few humans, it a challengable wage.

i would kill a motherfucker for fighting pitbulls, but atleast the bull, in this story, won,



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grlNIN
04-25-2004, 10:11 PM
That would be the bull's blood. The way a bullfight works is: the bull comes out fresh and healthy, the picador(s) come out on horseback, (the horses are padded to protect it from the bull) with spears and stick the bull between the shoulderblades to get blood flowing from an artery there, then the banderilleros come out on foot and stick swords or sharpened sticks into the same place and continue to tire the bull out, then, finally the matador comes out to show off and then finally try to stab the bull through the heart just before it bleeds to death.




Ahhhh....what's the point of all these shenanigans?


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Yerdaddy
04-25-2004, 11:17 PM
as much as a hate the idea of crulity to animals, a fit and healthy bull fighting a few humans, it a challengable wage.
I had assumed that too, but after seeing it from start to finish, I really didn't see it as all that dangerous. It's like watching a rigged fight. To the death no less.

Ahhhh....what's the point of all these shenanigans?
To make the bull half-dead before the matador comes out. Otherwise the bull would just come running out and gore the matador in the ass and he would fly up and splat on the moon. With all these shenanigans it's really not as dangerous as it seems. I sat through 5 of these things on that day in Toledo and none of the matadors got so much as a scratch. All five of the bulls were dragged out of there dead, and one of the horses was dragged out, probably to the glue factory.

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WindowSill
04-26-2004, 04:17 AM
I had assumed that too, but after seeing it from start to finish, I really didn't see it as all that dangerous.


cough cough

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Furtherman
07-12-2004, 01:58 PM
The bulls strike again!

8 Runners Are Gored by Bulls at Pamplona (http://cnn.aimtoday.cnn.com/news/story.jsp?flok=FF-APO-1103&idq=/ff/story/0001%2F20040712%2F1301240458.htm&sc=1103)

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Fallon
07-12-2004, 04:14 PM
8 Runners Are Gored by Bulls at Pamplona
GORE! GORE! GORE!
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sr71blackbird
07-12-2004, 04:26 PM
I know what you mean, growing up I had no idea that they actually killed the bull in the bull fights. I was shocked the first time I saw one and decided that it is a totally barbaric "sport", if you can call it that.

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