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FMJeff
04-26-2004, 09:48 AM
I don't understand why people don't smoke 100's more. I mean, they're relatively the same price, and you get the same amount of cigarettes, and the cigarette is somewhat longer so you get more tobacco for your money...

can someone explain?

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walking joint
04-26-2004, 10:02 AM
because you look like a pussy.

FMJeff
04-26-2004, 10:11 AM
why, cause the cigarette is longer? after six or seven puffs, who could tell teh difference between a lit 100 and a lit regular?

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Tall_James
04-26-2004, 10:19 AM
Because they don't make those cigarette holders like FDR and the Penguin used to smoke 100s.

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FMJeff
04-26-2004, 10:23 AM
so you'd rather skip the obvious benefit of more tobacco because it looks what, too phallic?

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walking joint
04-26-2004, 10:27 AM
not sure why....when i smoked cigarettes i would see them and instantly think they were made for girls and my gay uncle. so i stayed away.

TheMojoPin
04-26-2004, 10:40 AM
Like any of us are smoking for the tobacco.

We're smoking to look cool.

100's do NOT look cool.

It's the law.

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jocefus
04-26-2004, 10:47 AM
100's taste like shit and smoke like ass no matter what brand..

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angrymissy
04-26-2004, 11:17 AM
they taste different and aren't packed the same way as a regular

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Wormwood
04-26-2004, 11:39 AM
I get the good stuff!


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HBox
04-26-2004, 11:41 AM
the obvious benefit of more tobacco

Yes, more cancer for all!

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newport king
04-26-2004, 12:35 PM
because they spread the heroin out more in 100's, i like it all at once. btw this is how i got my name, when i moved to north brunswick all they had there were 100's and kings (soft pack), no hard packs. so either you look like a woman smoking a pencil or crush about 5 cigs. i chose the soft pack, no way i'm looking like some chick.

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furie
04-26-2004, 01:03 PM
my mother smokes 100's. nuff said.


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FMJeff
04-26-2004, 04:20 PM
my mother smokes 100's. nuff said.


Nuff said that your mother is awesome like me?

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Def Dave in SC
04-26-2004, 04:32 PM
Fag. You big ol fag. Only fags smoke hunnits.

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CaptClown
04-26-2004, 04:33 PM
I smoke them.

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Iamnotatool
04-26-2004, 04:35 PM
I smoke Philly Blunt 100's. And Newport 100's.

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monsterone
04-26-2004, 04:35 PM
Nuff said that your mother is awesome like me?



no, you both have to pull them out of your purse to smoke them.





and i got something for you to smoke with veins in it.

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JustJon
04-26-2004, 05:47 PM
i guess what we learned here is that Jeff is the homo gay.

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FMJeff
04-26-2004, 07:14 PM
i guess what we learned here is that Jeff is the homo gay.



At least I don't spend my private time watching "Pump up the volume"...noting like a young hairless christian slater to get the ole heart pumpin eh jon

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IrishAlkey
04-26-2004, 08:19 PM
I'm putting my board immunity on the line and calling you a faggot.

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JustJon
04-26-2004, 08:28 PM
I've had a crush on Samantha Mathis for 14 years now. And even the Super Mario Bros movie wasn't able to kill it.

But it's nice to know Jeff is stalking me.

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monsterone
04-26-2004, 08:58 PM
I'm putting my board immunity on the line and calling you a faggot.


or atleast a sucker of long fags, longer the better.

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FMJeff
04-26-2004, 09:26 PM
I've had a crush on Samantha Mathis for 14 years now


Samantha Mathis aka Christian Slater.

She's not calling Jon. Not matter how much you liked her movie...



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FMJeff
04-26-2004, 09:27 PM
I'm putting my board immunity on the line and calling you a faggot.


Silence Muscles.

Jeez, add 1/4 of an inch to a cigarette and you go straight to gay...

see, this is why the iraqi's hate us...

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TheMojoPin
04-26-2004, 09:28 PM
Funny, Jon used the same excuse when I asked him why he's seen "Broken Arrow" at least 80 times...

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monsterone
04-26-2004, 09:30 PM
Jeez, add 1/4 of an inch to a cigarette and you go straight to gay...



i don't know if that's scientifically proven, but if you can attest to it...

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FMJeff
04-26-2004, 09:34 PM
i don't know if that's scientifically proven, but if you can attest to it...


yeah yeah yeah, gay gay gay...so that's the answer....its gay? jeez...

i guess i gotta stop drinking fanta now too...

wanna fanta?

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IrishAlkey
04-26-2004, 09:38 PM
They actually don't pack well, they're harder to light and they go out if you're not constantly taking a drag on it... and they show you like it in da' assholey.

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monsterone
04-26-2004, 09:38 PM
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FHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA-GET!!!

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TheMojoPin
04-27-2004, 08:49 AM
Fanta?

I didn't know Jeff was a 3rd World, Central American slum-kid.

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Tall_James
04-27-2004, 09:47 AM
Only little japanese girls drink Fanta...

http://home3.highway.ne.jp/hasu/fanta.jpg


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Def Dave in SC
04-27-2004, 11:40 AM
wanna fanta?


No, but I'll take a Smirnoff....Ice.

NO! I mean, uhhh, gimme a Skyy.


Blue.



Fuck.

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JustJon
04-27-2004, 12:56 PM
Funny, Jon used the same excuse when I asked him why he's seen "Broken Arrow" at least 80 times...
As much as I like John Woo's Japanese films, there's no excuse for watching Broken Arrow more than once.

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shamus mcfitzy
04-27-2004, 11:23 PM
i guess i gotta stop drinking fanta now too...

wanna fanta?



wait....are you indian? because then fanta is fine. And you should go into commercials.

I don't know anytime I see a 100 it just kinda looks too long to be tough and too short to be like Penguin cool. And gays smoke them. I'm afraid to catch the gays. (they're like the "shakes", except michael j. fox don't have them)

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TheMojoPin
04-28-2004, 09:28 AM
I drink lots of grape soda and eat lots of chocolate dougnuts because I'm a Dreadnok!

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monsterone
04-28-2004, 08:04 PM
i got a picture of jeff"s whip:

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This message was edited by monsterone on 4-29-04 @ 12:05 AM