Selling the ex's wedding dress

[Furtherman]

Ok, I searched and did not find this posted, but if it already is, sorrrrrrryy.

This guy is selling is ex-wife's wedding dress.

Read his description and replys. Hilarious.

For Sale: One Slightly Used Size 12 Wedding Gown. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4146756343)

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[Tall_James]

That made my day. It was hilarious.


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[Jennitalia]

I would marry this guy. He's fucking funny.

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[jocefus]

am i reading a blog or an ebay auction?? that dress is so him...

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hey my man, what it look like

[JustJon]

Fuckin' great! I hope his ex-wife sees it.

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[Furtherman]

It's also the first time I've been inside something feminine that didn't nag me to take out the garbage.


Love that line.

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[furie]

The dress really accentuates his ape-like arms.


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[Patches]

I have a new personal hero.

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[curtoid]

I hope he doesn't get screwed up by people messing around with the bids; with about 8 hours left, it was over $2 million. I checked it once more and they corrected it to $24,000, which still seems pretty high for a joke. I can't wait to see what the final, final bid turns out to be.

In any event - good for him!!! This is fucking hysterical!!

As a man who got screwed over by an engagement that didn't happen, and an engagement ring I had to practically give away to get any money out of it, I am all into this!!



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This message was edited by curtoid on 4-28-04 @ 10:05 AM

[Reephdweller]

God is that funny!!

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[Furtherman]

This auction was mentioned on the Today Show this morning.

This guy's "bar buddies" are gonna find out. Oh they're gonna rib him, and rib him good, until he buys a bunch of rounds with the money he makes. If he makes that much.

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[Furtherman]

3 hours left and its up to $15,000!

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[Patches]

Andy Warhol might have to change the famous phrase to '15 seconds of fame' In a week no one will know who he is but now:



Woooooooohoooooo! What a wild ride! The emails are coming faster than the hits. And now personal appearances. First Star94 radio in Atlanta, then King5 in Seattle,now the Today Show with that I-used-to-be-a-fat-weatherman-but-now-I-am-as-skinny-as-Regis-but-twice-as-funny Al "I will turn this car around" Roker.


We have a website coming that everyone can check out. It will be up soon.

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[keithy_19]

I took my ex's reatainer and put it down my pants an smiled because it was like the top of her mouth was down my pants!

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[Jennitalia]

aw how cute...keithy's first oral experience.

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[furie]

$6,350.00 still seems to high


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[reeshy]

I took my ex's reatainer



How old was she....11?????.....and people call me a perv!!!!!

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[zoom2457]

That dress does make him look fat.



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[Heavy]

$3,800+

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

For Sale: One wedding dress, size 10. Fez not included.

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It's a cat house! A CAT HOUSE! Thanks M1!

[furie]

no veil?


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[zoom2457]

Fez not included.


That's too bad, I would have bought it if he was included.

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