Russian Museum to Display Rasputin's Penis

[Reephdweller]

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There is one exhibit in the museum which makes Knyazkin be especially proud of. This is the 30-centimeter preserved penis of Grigory Rasputin. "Having this exhibit, we can stop envying America, where Napoleon Bonaparte's penis is now kept. . Napoleon's penis is but a small "pod" it cannot stand comparison to our organ of 30 centimeters." the head of the museum said.


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Article... (http://www.mosnews.com/news/2004/04/28/rasputin.shtml)

There's just something a little weird about taking a trip to the museum to take a gander at a famous dead guys penis.

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[WindowSill]

Um....wasnt expecting a visual upon opening the thread...feeling very uncomfortable and immasculated...mostly uncomfortable...

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[mikeyboy]

30 centimeters? What's that? Like, 4 feet?

Fuckin' metric system.


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[mikeyboy]

Really, cuz it's scary and possibly radioactive and no one wants to go near it. Get it?


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[West Side Claire]

Hmmm...the girl in the photo's getting a real eyeful....

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Cuz it's big. Get it?


Really? I thought it was because you were a dork.

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[Yerdaddy]

Really, cuz it's scary and possibly radioactive and no one wants to go near it. Get it?

Well... yeah, but... it's big!

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[WindowSill]

30 centimeters? What's that? Like, 4 feet?


I think 30 centimeters is something like 10 inches. I could be wrong but Im pretty sure an inch is 2 and a half centimeters.

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[Wormwood]

30cm is 11.7 inches, no wonder the ladies wanted to get with him.

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[sr71blackbird]

Looking at the "base" of it, Id say that some of the seeming large length is stuff from the inside of the body, and Im sure theres some magnification going on because its inside liquid. Unless thats his horses cock.

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[NewYorkDragons80]

So did they thaw this guy out from Neva Banks

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[sr71blackbird]

And thats with "shrinkage"!!

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[FUNKMAN]

i wonder if the museum has a picture of that Russian doctor who performed circumcisions?

Dr Kutchakokoff?

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[Reephdweller]

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Jesus that's big!

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[El Mudo]

Huge hog, power to heal sick son...

No wonder the Tsarina didn't want to get rid of him...

It freaks me out how he died too. They gave him enough poison to kill like 7 people, that didn't work. Shot him like 5 times, that didn't work..Finally threw him in the river where he drownded....

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Huge hog, power to heal sick son...

No wonder the Tsarina didn't want to get rid of him...

It freaks me out how he died too. They gave him enough poison to kill like 7 people, that didn't work. Shot him like 5 times, that didn't work..Finally threw him in the river where he drownded....



I seem to recall it was an ice covered river and still he wouldn't drown.
I bet if they took that thing out of the jar, it could still perform...

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[jeffdwright2001]

Curtoid's chick was hotter, so I brought her over here.

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[canofsoup15]

I wouldn't hit the chick in the first picture...

Not even with rasputin's penis.

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[silera]

That is not a handsome penis at all.



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[FMJeff]

Does this violate our no porn policy?

You konw...I can't think of anyway better to spend my day than gaxing at the severed penis of Rasputin...

What the hell are they doing with Rasputin's penis...did the coroner take a look at it and say aloud, "hey, you know guys, we better keep this..."

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At least now we know what he swung in front of women to hypnotize them.

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[El Mudo]

I don't think that is Rasputin's penis at all...


In my book "A peoples Tragedy: The Russian Revolution" by Orlando Figes, he talks at great length about Rasputin, including this:

*Rasputin's assassin and alleged homosexual lover, Felix Yusupov, claimed that his [sexual] prowess was explained by a large wart strategically situated on his penis, which was of exceptional size. On the other hand, there is evidence to suggest that Rasputin was in fact impotent and that while he lay naked with many women, he had sex with very few of them. In short, he was a great lecher but not a great lover. When Rasputin was medically examined after being stabbed in a failed murder attempt in 1914, his genitals were found to be so small and shrivelled that the doctors wondered whether he was capable of the sexual act at all. Rasputin himself had once boasted to the monk Iliodor that he could lie with women without feeling passion because his "penis did not function".*

And after his death:

*Rasputin's embalmed body was finally buried outside the palace at Tsarskoe Selo on a freezing January day in 1917. After the February Revolution, a group of soldiers exhumed the grave, packed up the corpse in a piano case and took it off to a clearing in the Pargolovo Forest, where they drenched it with kerosene and burned in on top of a pyre. His ashes were scattered in the wind*

I can' t think of any reason they would have had to take his member before burning him. And if they did, how would it have survived so intact?

I think this museum is full of crap...

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