Bullet in Hot Dog = Bullet in Stomach

[Reephdweller]

http://images.ibsys.com/2004/0506/3276578_200X150.jpg


Olivia Chanes, 31, told police she was eating the hot dog Sunday afternoon at the store in Irvine, about 40 miles south of downtown Los Angeles, when she bit into something hard and found what officers determined was a live round.


Wa da da dang
Wa da da da dang (Ay!)
Listen to my 9 millimeter go bang!!



<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
Reefy's website... (http://www.osirusonline.com/)</center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<center>Check out The Ron and Fez Show Logs...UPDATED!!!!! (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)</center>
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[Reephdweller]

Oops, why not link (http://www.local6.com/news/3274884/detail.html) the news story. Sorry folks...

<center><IMG SRC="http://www.chaoticconcepts.com/randomizer/random.php?uid=3">
Reefy's website... (http://www.osirusonline.com/)</center>
<font size="1" color="red">
<center>Check out The Ron and Fez Show Logs...UPDATED!!!!! (http://www.osirusonline.com/ronfez.htm)</center>
<marquee behavior=alternate bgcolor="#FFFFFF">Right now you could care less about me...
but soon enough you will care, by the time I'm done</marquee> </font>

[ADF]

I never knew that eating hot lead could be so delicious!

<center><img src = "http://somesuch.org/sigpics/adfbundt.gif"><br><center> <i><b>blablam!</i></b></center>

[FUNKMAN]

did she complain of any shooting pain..


<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum100.gif">
INSIDE LOOKING OUT

[FMJeff]

i smell comedy pyramid....

i hope she can relish this 15 minutes of fame while she has it...


ehh that one sucked...

<center><img src="http://thereisnogod.faithweb.com/images/fmjeff.gif">
<br>
It made my heart sing.

[FUNKMAN]

It's a shame it happened to a woman of her caliber...

It looks like Costco is gonna have to 'shell' out some bucks...

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum100.gif">
INSIDE LOOKING OUT

[Patches]

I don't know why she's complaining. I mean, sometimes you just have to bear down and bite the bullet.

<img src=http://img24.photobucket.com/albums/v72/bcqueens/pj2.jpg>

<b>I'll punch every one of those bees in the face. Fuck bees. -Dane Cook</B>

[FUNKMAN]

just a small cute little story my dad told me:

When he was a kid he found a bullet in a lot or street somewhere in Jersey City, around 9th st where he grew up. So he did what any little normal boy would do. He whacked it with a hammer. It shot "Thank God' in a different direction.

just giving you a glimpse of why i am the way i am...
:)



<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum100.gif">
INSIDE LOOKING OUT

[jeffdwright2001]

Close call. She might have been caught shooting off at the mouth.

[phixion]

Listen to my 9 millimeter go bang!!


krs reference, nice!

<IMG SRC="http://img18.photobucket.com/albums/v53/monster6sixty6/guests/phx_sig.gif">
"Everybody wanna be like Mike but Mike wanna be like L"
Monsterone, many much thanks.

[Tall_James]

If she gets the runs from this perhaps she can use some Ammo-dium AD.


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>

Say, that reminds me! How'd you get that kid s'darned fast? Me'n Dottie went in to adopt on account of
something went wrong with my semen, and they told us five years' wait for a healthy white baby! I said healthy
white baby! Five years! Okay, what else you got? Said, two Koreans and one Negro bom with the heart outside.

[center]The Best Blog You're Not Reading (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[jeffdwright2001]

If she gets the runs from this perhaps she can use some Ammo-dium AD.
As long as it doesn't plug her up completely. She still needs to get the lead out.

This message was edited by jeffdwright2001 on 5-7-04 @ 10:45 AM

[Tall_James]

As long as it doesn't plug her up completely. She still needs to get the lead out.

Unless her digestive track is shot.


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>

Say, that reminds me! How'd you get that kid s'darned fast? Me'n Dottie went in to adopt on account of
something went wrong with my semen, and they told us five years' wait for a healthy white baby! I said healthy
white baby! Five years! Okay, what else you got? Said, two Koreans and one Negro bom with the heart outside.

[center]The Best Blog You're Not Reading (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[jeffdwright2001]

As long as it doesn't plug her up completely. She still needs to get the lead out.

Unless her digestive track is shot.
did you get that out of a magazine?

[Tall_James]

did you get that out of a magazine?

no. saw it on a news clip.


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>

Say, that reminds me! How'd you get that kid s'darned fast? Me'n Dottie went in to adopt on account of
something went wrong with my semen, and they told us five years' wait for a healthy white baby! I said healthy
white baby! Five years! Okay, what else you got? Said, two Koreans and one Negro bom with the heart outside.

[center]The Best Blog You're Not Reading (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[jeffdwright2001]

no. saw it on a news clip.
Part of an ongoing story, or was it just a special piece?

This message was edited by jeffdwright2001 on 5-7-04 @ 12:11 PM

[TheMojoPin]

She's a real "shoot from the hip"-kinda gal...

<img src="http://scripts.cgispy.com/image.cgi?u=TheMojoPin">
2% << December boys got it BAD >> "You can tell some lies about the good times we've had, but I've kissed your mother twice...and now I'm working on your dad..."

[FUNKMAN]

they said she started feeling a little 'slug'gish...

<img src="http://www.grandfunkrailroad.com/covers/redalbum100.gif">
INSIDE LOOKING OUT

[jeffdwright2001]

they said she started feeling a little 'slug'gish...
Whew, something to finally silence 'er

[SatCam]

I heard that after they got the bullet out she was 9mm slimmer.

<img src="http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig81_general_wasteofspace.jpg" align="right"><A HREF="http://www.satelitecam.tk">Ron and Fez Drops and Bits</A>
UPDATED! | Thanks Monsterone![color=white]

[Tall_James]

Earlier in the day she was having anal sex with a naval officer and found she had a "Cap in her ass".


<img src=http://home.comcast.net/~jamesgpatton/tj2_sig.gif>

Say, that reminds me! How'd you get that kid s'darned fast? Me'n Dottie went in to adopt on account of
something went wrong with my semen, and they told us five years' wait for a healthy white baby! I said healthy
white baby! Five years! Okay, what else you got? Said, two Koreans and one Negro bom with the heart outside.

[center]The Best Blog You're Not Reading (http://cheeseeatingbird.blogspot.com)

[SatCam]

A bullet that large must trigger some sort of infection...

<img src="http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/SatCam/sig81_general_wasteofspace.jpg" align="right"><A HREF="http://www.satelitecam.tk">Ron and Fez Drops and Bits</A>
UPDATED! | Thanks Monsterone![color=white]

[jeffdwright2001]

Earlier in the day she was having anal sex with a naval officer and found she had a "Cap in her ass".

Hmm, one of those mid-ranked seamen. Oops, wrong type of pun.

Might have been the first time that a woman shot a wadd.