Videogame Character Threatens National Security

[JustJon]

From slashdot:



Apparently, 'the lead item on the government's daily threat matrix one day last April' was clear and definite: a reclusive millionaire had formed a terrorist group with the intent of launching chemical weapons attacks on Western cities. The White House was notified and the Director of the FBI briefed as the government raced to find information. But then, according to USNews.com, a White House staffer <A HREF="http://www.usnews.com/usnews/issue/040517/whispers/17whisplead_2.htm">decided to Google for information on suspected threat Don Emilio Fulci</A> and found him -- <A HREF="http://www.psxnation.com/reviews/ps2reviews?idnumber=000274">in a video game</A> - Sega's action title <a href="http://www.gamerankings.com/htmlpages2/534931.asp">Headhunter</a>. No word on exactly which sources and methods came up with this gem, but word in the E Ring is that Fulci had issued the cryptic warning, '<A HREF="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/All_your_base_are_belong_to_us">You have no chance to survive make your time</A>'.


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[Snoogans]

asses better be fired for this

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[HBox]

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This message was edited by HBox on 5-12-04 @ 9:13 PM

[Snoogans]

this may partly be weed, but damn HBox, i cant stop laughin

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[blakjeezis]

ATTENTION CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES.
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!

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[Snoogans]

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[Tall_James]

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"I'm sorry sir, but the Princess was in another castle."

OK, that is fucking hilarious.


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white baby! Five years! Okay, what else you got? Said, two Koreans and one Negro bom with the heart outside.

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[HBox]

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We have obtained the services of Samus Aran in apprehending Osama bin Laden and his gang of terrorist thugs.

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[Snoogans]

BULLSHIT.....I WANT SHINOBI, SHINOBI CAN KICK SOME ASS

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[Se7en]

BULLSHIT.....I WANT SHINOBI, SHINOBI CAN KICK SOME ASS


Fuck that shit. Get me Sam Fisher.

I'll take Solid Snake if Sam's too busy.

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[JustJon]

this may partly be weed, but damn HBox, i cant stop laughin
It ain't the pot, for once. Fucking funny.

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[TheMojoPin]

HBox is the funniest man alive.

Holy CHRIST.

In related news, the FBI has quietly called off its search for the notorious terrorist they would only identify as "Jihad Smurf"...

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[PanterA]

quick, someone hit up down up down left right left right B A start!!

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[TheMojoPin]

BLITZ THE PASS!!!

BLITZ THE PASS!!!

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[Hottub]

We have reason to believe that Ganondorf may be hiding Weapons of Mass Destruction...




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[Snoogans]

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You better get some help, cause I'm coming for your ass Bush

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[FMJeff]

Surveillance photos link this infamous crime fighting duo to a special ops force currently hunting Al Queda


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[Hoojibs]

I hope this guy doesn't rear his ugly head and attack us.
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We'd have to join up with the Italians to fight him.
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[TheMojoPin]

Snoogs, don't be like that.

THIS is, and forever will be, the REAL Shinobi.

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But Ninja Gaiden will still kick his ass at the end of the day, EVERY day.

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[high fly]

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[TheMojoPin]

Hack.

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