Can Gravy Talk?

[ToxicGarden]

We all love gravy right? Do you ever wonder what gravy thinks of US?
What would gravy say to us? If gravy could talk?

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[jeffdwright2001]

"Eat me"

[Jennitalia]

From either Bugs Bunny or Tom & Jerry:

"This time, I didn't forget the gravy!"

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[JPMNICK]

I think it would say nothing. i think it would meow like a cat.

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[Furtherman]

I think gravy would complain about its overlooked importance in the Aladdin and The Magical Lamp story.

Now here is a picture of a typical magical lamp:
http://members.magnet.at/l.toetsch/design/mli/lamp.gif

Now, I ask you.... does that really look like a lamp?

Or maybe.... A Gravy Boat??!!
http://www.partystuff.ca/Media/Rental%20Products/gravyboat.jpg

Yea, it's a stretch, but we're talking about talking gravy here!

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This message was edited by Furtherman on 5-11-04 @ 2:15 PM

[jeffdwright2001]

From either Bugs Bunny or Tom & Jerry:

"This time, I didn't forget the gravy!"
It was a WB cartoon with a Dog a Mouse and a Cat. The cat and mouse were made to from house to house and play out a routine that resulted in the cat earning food (steak). The dog would eat the steak, then slap the cat and say "Next time, don't forget the gravy".

In the end, the mouse and cat revolted and strapped the now obese dog to a table and poured gravy down his throat through a funnel until he exploded.

Ah, the innocence of cartoons. I loved it.

[ToxicGarden]

and poured gravy down his throat through a funnel until he exploded.

yeah, but what do you think GRAVY was thinking durring all of this? serriously. Cmon..serrious replies only.



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Dr. Hibbert: Your cholesterol level is lethally high, Homer, but I'm more concerned about your gravy level.
Homer: Now, wait a second! You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!
Dr. Hibbert: [infamous laugh] You're a little confused!
Homer: Oh, confused, would we?


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[Jennitalia]

From either Bugs Bunny or Tom & Jerry:

"This time, I didn't forget the gravy!"
It was a WB cartoon with a Dog a Mouse and a Cat. The cat and mouse were made to from house to house and play out a routine that resulted in the cat earning food (steak). The dog would eat the steak, then slap the cat and say "Next time, don't forget the gravy".

In the end, the mouse and cat revolted and strapped the now obese dog to a table and poured gravy down his throat through a funnel until he exploded.

Ah, the innocence of cartoons. I loved it.



LOL, that was it! When they had the funnel, the cat goes, "THIS time, we DIDN'T forget the gravy..."

LOL, Funny stuff!

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This message was edited by Jennitalia on 5-11-04 @ 4:08 PM

[Reephdweller]

It was a WB cartoon with a Dog a Mouse and a Cat. The cat and mouse were made to from house to house and play out a routine that resulted in the cat earning food (steak). The dog would eat the steak, then slap the cat and say "Next time, don't forget the gravy".

In the end, the mouse and cat revolted and strapped the now obese dog to a table and poured gravy down his throat through a funnel until he exploded.


That was hilarious. I haven't seen that cartoon in ages.

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[TheMojoPin]

"Of course I can talk...I'm just stoned, not retarded, asshole!"

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[Crippler]

Chow Hound, Warner Bros. (1951)
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[BoondockSaint]

I don't know about gravy but this kid told me eggs can talk.

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[Iamnotatool]

Gravy would say, you are a tool!

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[Mike Teacher]

If I was Gravy, I mean like Real Gravy you make, I would just sit there and wait until they started eating and then start screaming:

"BLOOD!! You're DRINKING ANIMAL BLOOD!!! Gravy has Animal Blood in It! What The Fuck do you think that lovely pink juice running off the meat was? Ketchup? Its Blood! Blood I tell you, BLOOD!!!!!


ARRRRRGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!"

and then attack and kill them all...

...and SCENE!!!

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[FUNKMAN]

probably say something like...

"gee it's a tough life, it gets really hot when i'm on the burner but after that "it's just gravy"...

hehe

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